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    kegseth the drunken piece of shit

    If only he'd followed his true vocation as a day drinker in sports bars.
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    Trump considers changing Lake Ontario to Lake America

    Check out the review by a guy named Vladimir P. in the Independent Escorts section.
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    Talks collapse trade war is ON Carney says $ for $

    That sounds crazy, but you’re exactly right.
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    Zanzibar Tavern burns down

    Not surprising. The building itself dates back to the late 19th century--and was originally an undertaker’s.
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    Zanzibar Tavern burns down

    Likely a tarred roof?
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    Trump hid in a giant tub of lard

    They should name the presidential fleet bonespur airlines.
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    Iran has overplayed its hand

    If you want to know how this all ends, just ask yourself how a typical Trump business ends up. Trump walks away while everyone else gets screwed.
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    What was your first tv crush?

    Oh, I forgot Erica Ehm on MuchMusic.
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    What was your first tv crush?

    First TV crush, an English actress named Susan Hampshire on the old Forsyte Saga series. Latest, Julia Garner on Ozark.
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    Hair washing

    Same here. Also, you can put on and take off hats without a care in the world.
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    Possible big trouble in DC. Masked men amassing in in the city. Maybe Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, MAGA Militia. Insurrection II?

    Those Patriot Front outfits always remind me of the spermatozoa episode in Woody Allen’s "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex but Were Afraid to Ask."
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    51st State

    After the reflecting pool fiasco I figured Trump was done with the colour green.
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    What are your top 3 movies that you can watch over and over?

    Blade Runner Desperately Seeking Susan ( I know) Goodfellas
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    Alberta separatists clobbered in Calgary in the latest numbers

    No they won’t. They’ll never be satisfied.
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    Trump flies off the handle like he has never done before......................the end is near.

    The interviewer should have just said, “So long, Stinky,” and left it at that.
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