Recent content by somjay

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    Shove that ballroom up your fat ass!

    No, he is the ass.
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    Naked Trump statue goes on display at EU parliament

    My theory is it's an anal air purifier with a built-in muffler.
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    Alberta votes to remain. Separation fails

    They've been making the same noise for decades.
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    Trump/Elon may have throttled Starlink to Ukraine.

    My theory is that Putin has Donny's school transcripts.
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    Kash Patel defends removing bestiality for folks who wanna join FBI

    This is going to dog the FBI long after Patel is gone.
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    kegseth the drunken piece of shit

    If only he'd followed his true vocation as a day drinker in sports bars.
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    Trump considers changing Lake Ontario to Lake America

    Check out the review by a guy named Vladimir P. in the Independent Escorts section.
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    Talks collapse trade war is ON Carney says $ for $

    That sounds crazy, but you’re exactly right.
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    Zanzibar Tavern burns down

    Not surprising. The building itself dates back to the late 19th century--and was originally an undertaker’s.
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    Zanzibar Tavern burns down

    Likely a tarred roof?
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    Trump hid in a giant tub of lard

    They should name the presidential fleet bonespur airlines.
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    Iran has overplayed its hand

    If you want to know how this all ends, just ask yourself how a typical Trump business ends up. Trump walks away while everyone else gets screwed.
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    What was your first tv crush?

    Oh, I forgot Erica Ehm on MuchMusic.
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