Recent content by SlitherBeth

There is as much variety of sex to have as there are sexual partners in the world, and one of the reasons monogamy is hard is because to choose one personal means to deny yourself all the others. It really sucks that monogamy is the only respectable option society offers anybody, and if you're...

When my partner started avoiding me, not answering my texts and putting off plans to hang out together, I could tell that his heart was already gone. It was only when I told him in no uncertain terms that his wishy-washy behavior was hurting me and I'd rather not see him anymore than put up with...

Ooh, good question! I love Owen Grey's videos - sex with him lools like such pleasure! - and those threesomes with Small Hands... Mmmmm.🤪🥵☺️ I'm also a big fan of Solomon Aspen because I love a man who smiles during sex! Although I think he's more into men. As for female porn stars, you guys...

As Canadian whiskies go, there are a lot of delicious options. Wiser's is really consistently good (if a little basic), but they and Forty Creek have a lot of higher end series that you might enjoy. I haven't seen it on shelves in a while, but if you come across Stalk and Barrel whisky, give it...

I've watched too many sitcoms in my youth where people blurt out the wrong name during sex that I've just been trained to avoid using names during sex altogether! "Baby" is all the name you need.

Personally I only being to other clients in vague terms if I'm trying to paint a sexy picture for my current client's enjoyment, or to figure out something new they might like. It hadn't occurred to me that it might disrupt the kayfabe of imagining that your SP belongs to you and your alone...

That's pretty funny. You reminded me of something else I noticed about my clients: they all indulge in the hobby for different, very personal reasons, get different things out of the experience and want different things from their provider. Some dudes really enjoy the anonymity (which I can see...

Oh man, I'm so sorry to hear about all your nightmare clients. You're making me really grateful for the stable of lovely clients I've got. I'd say that perfectly polite gentlemen outnumber greasy, grabby entitled pigs by like eight to one, but I'm counting myself very very lucky. I know a lot...

You've hit upon the only two dealbreakers for me when it comes to being able to enthusiastically bang a client: hygiene and personality. Bit women do have another advantage in this arena, namely that we don't have to depend on fickle physiology to have sex. If we don't get wet, there's always...

For what it's worth, I find heavier set men really really attractive. I love a man who looks like he appreciates good cooking; makes me think he'll eat pussy with the same gusto! Buon appetito! 😘🤌

I'm such a sucker for DP threesomes!

I got into this line of work because I love sex and I like men. Each and every one of my clients I try to take a real Pollyanna perspective to, and find something to find sexy and desirable. The reason why men are buying sex from women and not the other way around is because that's just how...

I can't help but think there's a little element of the rules of the fae about all this. I like having a name to call someone, or at least remember them, but the social dynamics of having someone's name are palpable.

Full disclosure: I work out of a spa, and I really like the familiar location and regular office hours. It's also comforting to have coworkers and cameras around, because Lord knows we've all heard horror stories about SP safety. I like the idea that it's a place to visit, you indulge in a...

I'm a little neurodivergent, and sometimes I struggle to read (and cast) those nonverbal social cues - which is one of the reasons I love "may I join you?" so much. It's low-stages enough that no matter what the context, it's a polite request of "is now a good time/space to strike up a...