Recent content by simon484

that is funny, but you need to get outside more often

you should hear takei talk about shatner when he is the guest announcer on the howard stern show. he really doesn't like the guy (shatner) at all.

oh yeah and a landlord that told me i should move my shit to the side of the apartment that the mold doesn't go to (that was a month ago but still fits in the pattern)

not that i have experienced but there is also a thing called security lights that turn on when people show up and a guard dog and i can get my shotgun back since i won't keep it here in case someone breaks into my house and takes it which is more likely in the city then the country

in the last 2 weeks i have had my wallet stolen with 250$ cash in it, had the lugnuts loosened on 2 of my tires to the point i had a tire fall off, had a window smashed out in an attempt to steal my car and 5 parking tickets since friday, and the bank didn't register a transaction i made for...