Recent content by nitelifer

FYI....OLD original health cards are being retired...I was forced to apply for the new EXPIRING green health card last year....just means more BS time at the Ontario Services offices every 4 years.....at least the Passport office saw the future with a 10 year renewal now.

Two Part Story.... Part1 While out jogging one day (maybe 2013) in Bloor West Village my Ex and I found a massive female wallet on the road....totally stuffed...it was the day after halloween and evidently the mother dropped it while out with little tricker treaters. Wife opened up the wallet...

I went thru a common-law split up, together 20 years....would have got nothing except I contributed to the enrichment of HER wealth with respects to the house she owned....so got enough to move out and on...never looking back. Different if I paid any of the mortage, but she paid it off in 4...

SP asked me if we could stop exactly at 12:30pm as THERE was FREE online loot being given away for for character for some online video game. She jumped off the bed, grabbed her notebook, had to log in again, and missed it by 1 min then was all bummed out the rest of the session....WTF would you...

"Where/How the HELL did you learn to EAT PUSSY like that.....really"...while I'm in the shower to clean up alone afterwards. "If I had a camera right now, I would take a picture as you eat me out" or something along these lines, as she is propped up on elbows looking at me chow down before she...

I was ready to consider it for a METROPASS...until I remembered that so many stations entrances do not have the hardware for it....only the real metropass readers...so screw that. I view Metrolinx as an additional TAX to Ontario commuters...WHY or why do we have a idiotic government run company...

One of my old friends did exactly that, bought property close to the Panama border...just got in touch last week after 5 years of crickets...and he totally changed his emails. Been there for at least a decade...and his wife is back as they need to make some money as they didnt work down there...

So just tired of the work load, no real connection to Canada much, parents still here and siblings but distant to say the least, around $330K in RRSPs. I'm 53 this year, but can pass for under 40 still. Left Ex 3 years ago after she found out I was going to massage when she didnt want any sex...

I went thru a common law separation with EX, she owned the house, I did everything else; Utilities, renos, car work, her professional work, in-laws renos, vacations, insurance....etc. She initially made more then me, but then dropped alot, I was able to pay for the maintenance and everything...

You pretty well got exactly what I got also from watching it....definitely entertaining...and ya...your synopsis is what they gave in RottenTomatoes; I havent really gleamed anything else...but the irish bloke is entertaining...haha. Other then that, I haven't ever read any Gaiman lit....so...

I in fact LOVE that when I'm on a AC flight....that 50% of the female GILF flight attendants are hitting on me....makes me feel so special.....NOT!!

This is the EXACT reason I decided 30 years ago to never have children....because the future generations are gonna inherit an awful planet chock full of morons....I wasn't gonna bring any kids into this ever SELFIE loving world....but back then the rationale was based on our neglect to treat...

Wise words from Monty.... ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxE4jzMwH7I LOVE this movie....cemented Ryan as such an amazing comic and delivery artist....

As long as the labia area is shaved clean...anything can exist up top for me :) Having alot of curlies at the doors is actually counter productive for my excellent (smithers...excellent) DATY skills...it just takes more time for to make sure the suction is there for my girls...no complaints yet...

Way back with an old MP I was having fun with....she was fine. 1 year later I see her, maybe 3rd client and there's some ordour from behind...oh well, front is tasty of course, but i say nothing. 3 weeks later I'm her first client....sorry but everything needed a very thorough washing with...