Recent content by massman

"ma'am theres a balloon sticking out of your dog's butt" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 (Anyone who has had a dog, especially a puppy will have had to help remove something that the dog can’t quite poop out, but this is fuckin hilarious!).

Weird, tho I think that skyns and other non latex condoms are pretty resistant to tearing, until they are not. Just not quite as stretchy as latex. Having said that that, I’ve only had condoms fail twice (one civilian encounter one pro) in ~ 40 years of sex, and both were latex, and I’ve used a...

Trojan Bareskin non latex or Skyn non latex are very good. Two things about non latex tho. 1. Not as stretchy, so guys who are above avg might need a size up. 2. Just a little more prone to slippage. Just be careful when withdrawing. As an aside, the Skyn brand lubes are very good. The silicone...

Yes they are. Simply ask your guest to wait for you by the elevators. You come down to get her, doors open, quick nod and smile, she gets in and rides up to the room with you. Easy and discreet.

That must’ve been the best laugh you had in a long time!! 😂

Met with Tina twice last year. Both times were very enjoyable, and on par with the good treatment I’ve received from other well reviewed girls at Mei’s. Pretty face, nice body, sweet personality, good almost rmt quality massage and a very nice, sensual end to the session, within MP limits more...

8 going on 9 years of infrequent visits.

Fair point lol. But 1. Why would your cousin even want to see what prescriptions you are on 2. Why would she care if she finds you are on it? And 3. Doing so is not only unethical, but illegal and could be grounds for her losing her licence and therefore career / (and very lucrative) livelihood...

Why would your md cousin see your prescription history?

Since using OF to arrange an in person meeting with a SW is against their terms of service, any “sp” who wants you to contact thru OF only is fake, and just wants you to sign up for OF.

From the male side bad attitude is major boner killer too. No amount of hotness cancels out a shitty personality/ attitude.

Just in my 50s, but I haven’t noticed a difference. There are plenty of women out there who like older guys (both civilian and pro). Though my own tastes have slowly gravitated to girls over 30, rather than some of the early 20years olds I may have seen a decade or two ago.

Hard to know if it’s the larger ejaculation or relief of more tension, but after a few days of no orgasm, it’s a bit more intense than if I’ve cum just a day before. Probably only about 5% difference, but just noticeable

In other news, studies show that diabetics who stop their insulin go back to having worse blood sugar control.

The bitter irony is, that as Trump tries to send people back to their “shithole” countries, he’s turning America into one right here at home.