Recent content by M.O.F.W.

The fact that CBSA and Homeland Security were involved points to more than just a local enterprise.

Sure. Think I'll drop by for a nice cuppa tea.

For the discerning gentleman Don't forget your raincoat

My God, you want everything, don't you?

Same ol' Vegas. In great shape these days. She's one of the two in the large beer ad at the top of the stairs. (The other was Foxy).

Kate never takes anything off on stage anymore. I don't know if she tipped the dj to overlook this rather basic element of stripping or if the new(er) staff don't want to tangle with her. Either way, it is starting to rub off on other girls and I notice it more and more. I guess we'll have to...

Also why Allyson can be hard to understand

Their loss, babe.

If you see them take out their phone as you go in you'll know.

There was a Fax girl at the Mate this week, cute little spinner, going by Venus. I took her for three songs in the back, at the end of which she says , So that was five songs. I say no, three. She says my timer says thirteen minutes. I told her sorry, we go by song count here. If you have a...

Thanks for nuthin'.

Well, it won't be the 'Mate. Closed Mondays.

Tony Bennett, not Sinatra.

I heard the drinks were cash only. True?

She's usually there Mondays.