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    Wearing shorts to an incall?

    Once, I dressed up like James Bond (minus the gun) and got crap service. YMMV.
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    Pair of teens sought in Longo's store arson in Vaughan

    Gino and Vinny?
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    self directed tfsa

    http://canadiancouchpotato.com/model-portfolios-2/
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    sex lubricants

    If you need lubricant, you're doing something wrong.
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    Not masturbating = fuller sausage

    Where do you find the time to do this and where is your wife when you are doing it?
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    Ft.McMurray is burning.......

    Has anyone here, or in the media, mentioned that it could be arson, due to the oil industry tanking and the houses being severely devalued?
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    Not masturbating = fuller sausage

    It's your imagination coupled with wishful thinking. You had better use it or lose it! Why deprive yourself of so much fun?
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    Is a man still expected to pay for dinner?

    Yes, and you still get sex in return.
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    General Inquiry For Married Men....

    Start by doing half hour appointments, only.
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    Never had an STI test. thinking of going to clinic. what to expect?

    If you had given them fake contact info, how would they give you the test result? Edit: silly me, they post the results on their public website with a photo of your face, taken with the hidden camera, as you entered the clinic.
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    Why?

    There are not enough hot chicks to go around, so while I'm banging a different girl every night, guys like you have to stay home alone. Sorry.
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    Mazda Miata

    The demographic for all sports cars is "white men over 50". For some reason, this demographic can't handle losing their hair, erections and masculinity.
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    Trudeau yoga pose

    WTF, even the government are using photoshop, now!
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    Updated COUGAR bars.

    So I'm guessing some of you guys have had experience of dating cougars? We need to start another thread with cougar tales!
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    Won't see this ad in N. America!

    LOL, everyone is shaved except the Asian woman.
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