Recent content by Kilt Boy

Yeah ... I've turned down too many offers (and sometimes outright attempted rape: no means no) to count.

Uh ... wow. Your experience in Ottawa is going to be very much different. Do a trial, first. Put $100 aside and tell your girl you want to do 3 songs, maybe 5. Make sure it's the girl you want, not just the first that asked. Take her for a spin and see what happens. Count the songs to see if...

Good god. I need to hear that whole conversation.

OMG, Dove is a sweetheart! She can be extremely sensual with the right person. Be that person. Also, make sure she knows that you'll tip for excellent service.

Bruh. Now it's weird. YOU'RE getting the memory from my description of the memory? o_O Still ... she was pretty memorable. :D

I had the weirdest memory experience yesterday. I went to McDonald's and got a Shamrock Shake for the first time in probably 20 years. There was something about the slightly antiseptic smell and chalky taste that reminded me of the perfume/lotion on a girl I used to spend time with at BareFax...

Be prepared for DJ fees to increase sharply.

Show up in an inflatable dinosaur costume and see what happens.

We bite.

Thanks for doing that in alphabetical order.

Fairly private. Imagine a row of shallow horse stalls with passable privacy curtains. I haven't been in years, but I know they used to have curtains. The bench seats are wide and there's enough room to get a chair in there to face you. The bigger VIP area is pretty open, but the only couches in...

Maybe we could open a new thread for the dance bar experience that isn't in the strip club section, or one particular club thread. It would make it easier for those interested to find that information.