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    Milana Miro

    It’s been so long since I’ve been beguiled I’ve almost forgotten what it’s like.
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    Milana Miro

    Thanks for this. Haven't seen her but have read she is very attractive and provides good service. But I have two questions after reading your review: 1. Did you see her naked? 2. Did you have sex with her?
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    Penis Size

    I recently discovered that a 69-degree angle works best for me.
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    Penis Size

    LMFAO! This guy comes on this British talk show to reveal his dick is 0.38 inches long and my first reaction is "Why the fuck would you embarrass yourself like that on TV?" But it wouldn't surprise me if a lot of women became interested in him just out of curiosity to see one that ridiculously tiny.
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    Victoria stone

    Be sure to file a report on her with the Kremlin, comrade. Man, I love reading Victoria Stone reviews so much. Haven't seen her yet, but became infatuated with her after she DMed me with the title "What's your problem, dickhead?" That's when I knew she had my heart.
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    The Person With The Last Post In This Thread Wins!

    Even when the target is humongous?
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    The Person With The Last Post In This Thread Wins!

    Can't help myself. Someone might have to put their hand over my mouth.
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    The Person With The Last Post In This Thread Wins!

    This thread reminds me of an SP I saw back in the day that just kept blabbing on and on until I had to tell her to stop. That didn’t end well.
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    The Trump pedo-files

    Yeah, I'm sure Epstein, Maxwell and many others at those parties made Melania come many times, which she no doubt hasn't experienced since then.
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    The Trump pedo-files

    True. The others look like his former gardener and the ex-chauffeur.
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    The Trump pedo-files

    The black sheep of the family of grifters gets thrown under the bus.
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    The Trump pedo-files

    This is just so disrespectful. Racist, misogynistic, rapist pedophiles shouldn’t have to endure this kind of treatment.
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    President Vance?

    For sure. This piece of shit has unearthed the lowest of the low of humankind here in the U.S. Makes you wonder how the fuck Obama was elected and then re-elected. But the margins are small. Hardcore magats will remain hardcore magats until they die (lowlifes who don't care how much his policies...
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