I won 20 million from a nice man in Somalia. He emailed me with the information, all that I had to do was send him $3500 to process my winnings, my social security number and my bank account number! I can't wait for my 20 million dollar check to arrive!
I'd be like your man-servant for the day. I'll bring you pleasure any which way you want, massages, soft kisses, doing dishes, vaccuming, doing laundry. Whatever turns you on.