Recent content by Goodoer

This must take practice... Nails + rooting around feels like an eagle's talon trying to figure shit out. I've never had a successful encounter... But it is a goal in life as the orgasm is supposed to be great. Ahh... The teenage years... Finish with the high school GF and then jerk off to...

I won't even ask her real name... On my end, I'll give out my real first name in cool encounters. But I like sex workers. The same may not be true in reverse.

Terrible advice IMO! My kids are everything to me. As much as my wife deprives me of sex and is a non-existent lover, she's still the mother of my kids. We are sexually terrible together, but she's a good Mom and my kids love her. Nothing is ever about you. Everything is greater than you...

Finding your 'life mate' is priceless. Well worth any expense incurred. You can't take the cash with you, so you should constantly seek out that person.

John Bolton was never pardoned? Wow.

Anyone else getting the feeling that it's time to cash out of S&P 500 and Nasdaq ETFs? It was easy for a time... Lots of money made (on paper). I'm in the camp that the public 'Joe Schmoe' investor is about to get taken for a ride.

I just finished watching Bridgerton. I like the show. I do my best to watch different things. Streaming is my favourite as I binge shows and then do not watch TV until the Leafs are on again.

Is the rule of thumb not to invest in your RRSP first if you're making over $50K (or whatever the new number is now)? Once the RRSP is maxed-out, you then focus on your TFSA. The exception is to use the TFSA if you plan to withdraw money. Now kids are supposed to max out their FHSA first as...

Women look so great in their Women's sportswear. I have a thing for a chick's toned back.

I plan to take a "pause" as well... See what shakes out with all the visitors and who/what is left standing. The ladies are going to make a killing, money-wise.

What helps me limit myself is never making appointments. I show up and if no-one is available, I move on (typically getting myself something to eat). It has worked… I haven’t started to fuck sandwiches yet.

I love the one in front of me.

For the guys that have gotten older, have you switched from beer to wine? I don't drink any other alcohol, but I love beer and drink lots once I get going... As such, I've cut it out from my life for the most part. I know I shouldn't say it, but I'd like to feel like less of a douche/buzzkill...

Skip the nail polish, but looking after your feet is extremely important, especially as you get older. I want to get a pedicure.

I guess the other response could be that you could eat it yourself before going...