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+1 Paige Brookes at Alpha (not to be confused with just Paige). Coincidentally got her on her first day back after a two-year hiatus. Super sweet girl, nice face, great conversation, feels like you're chatting with someone you've known for years. Doesn't offer much extras, but still had a great...

+1 for Jessie at Alpha! Saw her for a second time on Monday. Still so easy to talk to, tender lips, pretty face, oof.

+1 Jessie at Alpha Saw her for the first time today (timing just never worked out). Super cute girl, nice body, smells great, soft lips, and so nice to talk to. Might even be my new second favourite at Alpha! 😮😮😮 (No one beats Alice)

Claire is a tease, but she makes me weak in the knees.

Her name may as well be Stasi, as I was having impure thoughts about East Germany while I was with her. The BBBJ was noteworthy. 👌

+1 for Amber at Alpha! Lots of comments here about her 🍑, but her eyes are something else! 😍 Friendly, easy to talk to, and fun!

Remember Sweet Meli? Frig...

Thanks very much!

+1 for Alice@Alpha Went to see her for the first time in months (timing just never worked out), oh my god...I'm going to be thinking about that session for months. 🤤😍

We have DMed previously, but new messages aren't sending. :(

Is Holly still active? Her X/Twitter has been suspended. :(

Gah, Holly's on my bucket list, but her Twitter is suspended. :( Would also love to see Belle at Alpha again, but she's disappeared. Also more time and money.

She's independent now. Offers the same services as she did when she was at Alpha.

+1 for Claire at Alpha! Sexy and cute, nice to chat with, and good at what she does. I was a bit awkward as it was my first time seeing her, but she eased me in the best she could.

+1 for Orchid at Club Alpha! A combination of joyful and sexy, so easy to talk to and joke around with. She's new to Alpha, but is not new to the industry.