King Trump and the MAGA reign!

mjg1

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- Jan. 2025, MAGA takes takes the Senate and keeps the House of Rep. Dumb Donald declares that Article 2 and the Supreme Court gives him the right to do whatever he wants. He immediately pardons himself, but pardons for others start at $2 million dollars. The GOP in congress say nothing, except that dems and the media should stop persecuting him.

- Orders investigations into any media source he declares treasonous, appoints MTG as head of the FCC.

- Fires all top military officials that don't pledge loyalty to him. Then withdraws from NATO, because most of their leaders don't like him.

- Appoints four new Supreme Court justices, one of them is Aileen Cannon.

- MAGA GOP demands that the Comstock Act of 1873 be enforced.

- The MAGA congress passes the Religious Freedom Act, Christianity is declared the official religion of America and private(Christian) schools receive the same amount of tax dollars as public schools.

- New arms deal with Saudi Arabia, after they donate a billion dollars to Trump's Save America PAC.

- Orders all military aid to Ukraine stopped. Accepts an invitation to Russia from Putin and signs a deal for a Trump Tower in Moscow.

- Brokers a deal with China regarding Taiwan. China invests $2.5 billion dollars into the Trump Organization. Princess Ivanka gets exclusive clothing deal the new province of Taiwan. The Pacific fleet withdraws to Pearl Harbor, China rules the Pacific and isolate Japan and S. Korea. Right-wing media(propaganda) hails the great cost saving move.

- Because of protesters and threats of violence, the king postpones the 2026 mid-term elections, after declaring martial law.
 

NotADcotor

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If all this happened and anyone complained, the Trumptards would be out saying TDS and he lives rent free in your head

Baby you know it's true.

Time to bring King Charles back, the American Revolution was a bad idea.
 

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The left continually uses this fear mongering card, its so played out.
 

jalimon

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A dude that got sued 3500 times in his career.

A dude that got convicted of rape and falsification of his accounting. A felon.

A dude that can no longer run a charity foundation because he once fraud on it. Same as the 25 million he had to pay for his fraud university.

A dude that shit on army veteran. Who mocked a disabled journalist.

Is the beacon of honesty to lead and save the US.

p.s. Save from what? No one knows. Hum no. No one wants to acknowledge the truth. It`s all about being rich and white. All other fuckers should shut up and leave.
 

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A dude that got sued 3500 times in his career.

A dude that got convicted of rape and falsification of his accounting. A felon.

A dude that can no longer run a charity foundation because he once fraud on it. Same as the 25 million he had to pay for his fraud university.

A dude that shit on army veteran. Who mocked a disabled journalist.

Is the beacon of honesty to lead and save the US.

p.s. Save from what? No one knows. Hum no. No one wants to acknowledge the truth. It`s all about being rich and white. All other fuckers should shut up and leave.
Quite the rant...I take it you're going to have a hard time in the years ahead. Not sure where to start helping you but unfortunately it's not my job.

How does your unhinged list affect your life directly?
 
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jalimon

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Quite the rant...I take it you're going to have a hard time in the years ahead. Not sure where to start helping you but unfortunately it's not my job.

How does your unhinged list affect your life directly?
Me I am fine dude. I have 2 wonderful kids who are almost adults. They are very competitive in sports and make me spend 200$ a fucking week on food 🤮

So my list does not affect me personally in my life.

But you see I don`t care about my own life. I care about everyone`s life. It`s not normal that in such a rich country we have so many poor. Does Trump have any policy to help the poor? No, because he is a selfish prick who only wants to save his ass.

p.s. ho and beside I had the good fortune to make kids with such a beautiful girl. My kids are stunningly beautiful. Not because of me haha
 

mjg1

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You're going to get the right wingers all hot and bothered.
A lot of them don't understand satire, that based in reality. They are so used in dealing with lies and hypocrisy.
Imagine if I said, after Trump loses the election in 2020, his supporters would raid the U.S. Capitol and chant "hang Mike Pence." Most people would say, you're crazy they would never do that....OOPS!

Case in point, look at what's going on in Oklahoma. The Bible must be taught in public schools. Just imagine if MAGA has the White house and both chambers of congress. Chump will grift his ass off, while congress establishes a Christian Nationalist gov't.
 

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A lot of them don't understand satire, that based in reality. They are so used in dealing with lies and hypocrisy.
Imagine if I said, after Trump loses the election in 2020, his supporters would raid the U.S. Capitol and chant "hang Mike Pence." Most people would say, you're crazy they would never do that....OOPS!

Case in point, look at what's going on in Oklahoma. The Bible must be taught in public schools. Just imagine if MAGA has the White house and both chambers of congress. Chump will grift his ass off, while congress establishes a Christian Nationalist gov't.
Hell, President Donald J. Immunity could loot Fort Knox and go on an "official presidential" crime spree across rural Oklahoma, Arkansas and Gopher's Gulch County, Kentucky.
 
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mjg1

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So absurd.
Jan 6th was absurd.
A sitting president calling a State official to "find" him 11,000 votes is absurd.
The State of Oklahoma requiring the Bible be taught in public schools is absurd.
 
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A lot of them don't understand satire, that based in reality. They are so used in dealing with lies and hypocrisy.
Imagine if I said, after Trump loses the election in 2020, his supporters would raid the U.S. Capitol and chant "hang Mike Pence." Most people would say, you're crazy they would never do that....OOPS!

Case in point, look at what's going on in Oklahoma. The Bible must be taught in public schools. Just imagine if MAGA has the White house and both chambers of congress. Chump will grift his ass off, while congress establishes a Christian Nationalist gov't.
No, they just see stories like this and get super excited.
They won't even notice everything else that happens.

 
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