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Where is the weirdest (unusual) place you've had sex?

massman

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On the beach at Clevelands House in Muskoka at midnight with the waves splashing over my butt, similar to the famous scene from the movie From Here To Eternity pretending to be Burt Lancaster. LOL.
No issues with sand washing up and causing unwanted friction??
 

McGib

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1. Strip club in Quebec City
2. In the water at a public beach in New Brunswick while her sister watched her kids play on the beach.
 
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redshank

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onomatopoeia

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In the butt, Bob.
LOL.
There is a classic clip of the Newlywed Game from the 1970s or 80s where host Bob Eubanks asks the wives that exact question "where is the most unusual place you ever had sex?" and one of the wives responded "In the butt, Bob" lol.
"In the butt, Bob." is the 'urban legend quote'. It's also the title for the 10th episode of season 2 of NYPD Blue.

Game show hosts couldn't say 'have sex' in the 1970's*. The common euphemism used was "make whoopie". See paragraph 1 of the wikipedia page for The Newlywed Game. The term was also used frequently on Match Game '73 -'79.

I think the term 'have sex' would have been used on The Gong Show.
 

Valcazar

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Guess I need to add "the banks of the Lachine canal" now.
 
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funstick

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I mentioned this in a similar thread... in a semi-secluded area of Mount Royal Park overlooking the Montreal skyline. We just finished and started tucking things back in when someone came by to check out what was going on.
 

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1st was at work, in Sydney, Aus. waiting for customers, and girlfriend I'd met here stopped by. Full blown bj as I sat there waiting for customers. She was a wild one and took me out to a golf course
where I got cold and wet on a green givnr! Later in the garage in someone's camper on another night.

Outside a Jack and Jill in the bushes.

Strip club, out in the open <<<
 

HobbyHorse

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What happy memories!
1. On the green of Donalda golf course.
2. On the desk of a law office at a large downtown Toronto law firm.
3. On a beach on I’ll du Levant, the nudist island in the south of France.
4. On many hiking trails in Alberta and Ontario.
5. On a cliff walkway immediately below an upscale restaurant overlooking the Mediterranean. While we fucked silently in the dark we could hear the clicking of cutlery and the slurping of wine and the soft conversation of the diners mere feet above us. (I was desperately in love with the girl and am still, despite not seeing her for 40 years…)
 

oral.com

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Union Station:
Right after a Jays game, we slipped into a small alcove that hid us from prying eyes, but we could hear the people streaming through union so close to where we were.

Ontario Science Centre:
First date too! We couldn’t keep our hands off each other. Took a while to find a secluded room
 
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leshdrec

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Hidden behind a small hill/embankment while there was a live soccer league game going on.
Ontario Science Centre:
First date too! We couldn’t keep our hands off each other. Took a while to find a secluded room
Sadly this won't ever happen again at the original science center!
 

Ponderling

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On the desk of the bitchy head secretary at work, on a Saturday afternoon.

I was working o/t in the design bureau and girlfriend, now wife, came along studying her uni course material.

After a few hours we took a 'study break'.

Best part was keeping a straight face helping unjam the hanging file drawer of that desk on Monday am.

Seems somehow the cross bar came off the rest of the frame, and so one end of files hanging higher were keeping the drawer from opening.
 
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