Léa Skywalker - 9528

[ButtMonkey]

I dont usually post negative reviews. But this one is dangerous and should be avoided.

TLDR: she sprayed my clothes with women perfume.

longform:
Last minute excursion to Costco in Gatineau on this snowy Xmas eve. I had a good alibi for a 15min shot and was feeling generous with my hard earned money.
searched for girls nearby… my eye caught Léa. None of my other regulars in the area are available.
Ok texting with prompt response, the address is less then 1000m from Costco… lets try it out. No bad rev found in a quick Terb search.
She promised a whole lot of acronym for 250$, included brown xmas star. I reply with a request for 15min. We agree on 120. I show up to the address. A bit of stalling. Then im given the code.
Clean appartment. Shes as in the picture. Mid 30s brunette with huge fakies. I pay the agreed fee
she invites me to get naked and lie down. She then proceed to sanitize my cock and balls with liquid sanitizer. It stings, it burns, my balls are on fire. Im a grown man, I roll with it.
and on with the BJ. Its a one trick pony with one speed. 4 strokes in, she reminds me that the 15min is all about coming and there aint no stopping. I decide to cut my loss silently and forget about the other acronyms… might as well enjoy whats left of my time.

finally i shoot. Immediatly she leaves me to handle my own mess and starts spritzing perfume EVERYWHERE on her. Mist are going all over the room. My naked sad mess of a body, my clothes, my winter coat… i tell her to stop. She ignores me.
I get dressed quickly. I go to leave. She wants a hug and a kiss. I clearly tell her to not touch me, I cant have more smell on my clothes. She jumps on me and kisses me…

so clearly shes dangerous and is either a house wrecker or plain stupid.

what do I do now? I came back to the house and SO with a hot turtle poking out, excuzed myself to a far latrine with a shower. Then told my SO it was a mess unsuitable for paper. A shower was needed. Now I have to burn my winter jacket…

 

[terbzoo]

I dont usually post negative reviews. But this one is dangerous and should be avoided.

TLDR: she sprayed my clothes with women perfume.

longform:
Last minute excursion to Costco in Gatineau on this snowy Xmas eve. I had a good alibi for a 15min shot and was feeling generous with my hard earned money.
searched for girls nearby… my eye caught Léa. None of my other regulars in the area are available.
Ok texting with prompt response, the address is less then 1000m from Costco… lets try it out. No bad rev found in a quick Terb search.
She promised a whole lot of acronym for 250$, included brown xmas star. I reply with a request for 15min. We agree on 120. I show up to the address. A bit of stalling. Then im given the code.
Clean appartment. Shes as in the picture. Mid 30s brunette with huge fakies. I pay the agreed fee
she invites me to get naked and lie down. She then proceed to sanitize my cock and balls with liquid sanitizer. It stings, it burns, my balls are on fire. Im a grown man, I roll with it.
and on with the BJ. Its a one trick pony with one speed. 4 strokes in, she reminds me that the 15min is all about coming and there aint no stopping. I decide to cut my loss silently and forget about the other acronyms… might as well enjoy whats left of my time.

finally i shoot. Immediatly she leaves me to handle my own mess and starts spritzing perfume EVERYWHERE on her. Mist are going all over the room. My naked sad mess of a body, my clothes, my winter coat… i tell her to stop. She ignores me.
I get dressed quickly. I go to leave. She wants a hug and a kiss. I clearly tell her to not touch me, I cant have more smell on my clothes. She jumps on me and kisses me…

so clearly shes dangerous and is either a house wrecker or plain stupid.

what do I do now? I came back to the house and SO with a hot turtle poking out, excuzed myself to a far latrine with a shower. Then told my SO it was a mess unsuitable for paper. A shower was needed. Now I have to burn my winter jacket…

Yikes....
I guess with that stuff burnING your Boyz bbbj was not gonna happen.

 

[JaywithoutBob]

She has been out of the scene for awhile and I see she is back.

I've actually scheduled to see her Wednesday. Rekindling where we left off years ago.

Not deterred by the post. I used to see her regularly and she was AMAZING!

Very high energy, positive and fun.

I remember one time I was having trouble performing...mind you, it was my third time that day. She immediately stopped and says "Do you want me to play with myself? What would you like me to do?"

I pause a second, she pulls my condom off and finishes me off with a bbbj. An amazing kisser too...

Stunning figure and well dressed. Her condo was always immaculate and well decorated.

 

[Cadil]

I dont usually post negative reviews. But this one is dangerous and should be avoided.

TLDR: she sprayed my clothes with women perfume.

longform:
Last minute excursion to Costco in Gatineau on this snowy Xmas eve. I had a good alibi for a 15min shot and was feeling generous with my hard earned money.
searched for girls nearby… my eye caught Léa. None of my other regulars in the area are available.
Ok texting with prompt response, the address is less then 1000m from Costco… lets try it out. No bad rev found in a quick Terb search.
She promised a whole lot of acronym for 250$, included brown xmas star. I reply with a request for 15min. We agree on 120. I show up to the address. A bit of stalling. Then im given the code.
Clean appartment. Shes as in the picture. Mid 30s brunette with huge fakies. I pay the agreed fee
she invites me to get naked and lie down. She then proceed to sanitize my cock and balls with liquid sanitizer. It stings, it burns, my balls are on fire. Im a grown man, I roll with it.
and on with the BJ. Its a one trick pony with one speed. 4 strokes in, she reminds me that the 15min is all about coming and there aint no stopping. I decide to cut my loss silently and forget about the other acronyms… might as well enjoy whats left of my time.

finally i shoot. Immediatly she leaves me to handle my own mess and starts spritzing perfume EVERYWHERE on her. Mist are going all over the room. My naked sad mess of a body, my clothes, my winter coat… i tell her to stop. She ignores me.
I get dressed quickly. I go to leave. She wants a hug and a kiss. I clearly tell her to not touch me, I cant have more smell on my clothes. She jumps on me and kisses me…

so clearly shes dangerous and is either a house wrecker or plain stupid.

what do I do now? I came back to the house and SO with a hot turtle poking out, excuzed myself to a far latrine with a shower. Then told my SO it was a mess unsuitable for paper. A shower was needed. Now I have to burn my winter jacket…

Link?

 

[ButtMonkey]

Link?

https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/south-eastern-ontario/ottawa_squirt_anal_xxxx_gfe_i_love_sex-7532228?source=list

 

[Cadil]

https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/south-eastern-ontario/ottawa_squirt_anal_xxxx_gfe_i_love_sex-7532228?source=list

Wanted to see her but now she’s out!! Thanks for the review tho

 

[Pinkpanther80]

Does she duo with her brother Luke?

 

[Sonic Temple]

Thanks Gents.

 

[MikeO]

I dont usually post negative reviews. But this one is dangerous and should be avoided.

TLDR: she sprayed my clothes with women perfume.

longform:
Last minute excursion to Costco in Gatineau on this snowy Xmas eve. I had a good alibi for a 15min shot and was feeling generous with my hard earned money.
searched for girls nearby… my eye caught Léa. None of my other regulars in the area are available.
Ok texting with prompt response, the address is less then 1000m from Costco… lets try it out. No bad rev found in a quick Terb search.
She promised a whole lot of acronym for 250$, included brown xmas star. I reply with a request for 15min. We agree on 120. I show up to the address. A bit of stalling. Then im given the code.
Clean appartment. Shes as in the picture. Mid 30s brunette with huge fakies. I pay the agreed fee
she invites me to get naked and lie down. She then proceed to sanitize my cock and balls with liquid sanitizer. It stings, it burns, my balls are on fire. Im a grown man, I roll with it.
and on with the BJ. Its a one trick pony with one speed. 4 strokes in, she reminds me that the 15min is all about coming and there aint no stopping. I decide to cut my loss silently and forget about the other acronyms… might as well enjoy whats left of my time.

finally i shoot. Immediatly she leaves me to handle my own mess and starts spritzing perfume EVERYWHERE on her. Mist are going all over the room. My naked sad mess of a body, my clothes, my winter coat… i tell her to stop. She ignores me.
I get dressed quickly. I go to leave. She wants a hug and a kiss. I clearly tell her to not touch me, I cant have more smell on my clothes. She jumps on me and kisses me…

so clearly shes dangerous and is either a house wrecker or plain stupid.

what do I do now? I came back to the house and SO with a hot turtle poking out, excuzed myself to a far latrine with a shower. Then told my SO it was a mess unsuitable for paper. A shower was needed. Now I have to burn my winter jacket…

This is actually pretty humorous. Thanks for posting. The proximity geographically and experientially to Costco is fitting... small sampling of every treat! Expecting numerous acronyms within 15 mins. for $250 ($1000 /hr) kinda falls within the realm of Denis Leary's "Merry Fucking Christmas', viewable on Youtube... go for the full 46 minute 'special' that should give you a whole lot more fun. Hey, your dick (at least) is probably covid-free. Geez, but you SMELL great! If your real name is 'Noel", she paid great attention to 'Les Boules de Noel." Merry Christmas and all the best for continue excitement in 2023!

 

[ButtMonkey]

Does she duo with her brother Luke?

I dont like crossing lightsabers.

 

[jimmyTheGent]

I dont usually post negative reviews. But this one is dangerous and should be avoided.

TLDR: she sprayed my clothes with women perfume.

longform:
Last minute excursion to Costco in Gatineau on this snowy Xmas eve. I had a good alibi for a 15min shot and was feeling generous with my hard earned money.
searched for girls nearby… my eye caught Léa. None of my other regulars in the area are available.
Ok texting with prompt response, the address is less then 1000m from Costco… lets try it out. No bad rev found in a quick Terb search.
She promised a whole lot of acronym for 250$, included brown xmas star. I reply with a request for 15min. We agree on 120. I show up to the address. A bit of stalling. Then im given the code.
Clean appartment. Shes as in the picture. Mid 30s brunette with huge fakies. I pay the agreed fee
she invites me to get naked and lie down. She then proceed to sanitize my cock and balls with liquid sanitizer. It stings, it burns, my balls are on fire. Im a grown man, I roll with it.
and on with the BJ. Its a one trick pony with one speed. 4 strokes in, she reminds me that the 15min is all about coming and there aint no stopping. I decide to cut my loss silently and forget about the other acronyms… might as well enjoy whats left of my time.

finally i shoot. Immediatly she leaves me to handle my own mess and starts spritzing perfume EVERYWHERE on her. Mist are going all over the room. My naked sad mess of a body, my clothes, my winter coat… i tell her to stop. She ignores me.
I get dressed quickly. I go to leave. She wants a hug and a kiss. I clearly tell her to not touch me, I cant have more smell on my clothes. She jumps on me and kisses me…

so clearly shes dangerous and is either a house wrecker or plain stupid.

what do I do now? I came back to the house and SO with a hot turtle poking out, excuzed myself to a far latrine with a shower. Then told my SO it was a mess unsuitable for paper. A shower was needed. Now I have to burn my winter jacket…

Great review, thank you !

 

[Jon Sith]

I dont usually post negative reviews. But this one is dangerous and should be avoided.

TLDR: she sprayed my clothes with women perfume.

longform:
Last minute excursion to Costco in Gatineau on this snowy Xmas eve. I had a good alibi for a 15min shot and was feeling generous with my hard earned money.
searched for girls nearby… my eye caught Léa. None of my other regulars in the area are available.
Ok texting with prompt response, the address is less then 1000m from Costco… lets try it out. No bad rev found in a quick Terb search.
She promised a whole lot of acronym for 250$, included brown xmas star. I reply with a request for 15min. We agree on 120. I show up to the address. A bit of stalling. Then im given the code.
Clean appartment. Shes as in the picture. Mid 30s brunette with huge fakies. I pay the agreed fee
she invites me to get naked and lie down. She then proceed to sanitize my cock and balls with liquid sanitizer. It stings, it burns, my balls are on fire. Im a grown man, I roll with it.
and on with the BJ. Its a one trick pony with one speed. 4 strokes in, she reminds me that the 15min is all about coming and there aint no stopping. I decide to cut my loss silently and forget about the other acronyms… might as well enjoy whats left of my time.

finally i shoot. Immediatly she leaves me to handle my own mess and starts spritzing perfume EVERYWHERE on her. Mist are going all over the room. My naked sad mess of a body, my clothes, my winter coat… i tell her to stop. She ignores me.
I get dressed quickly. I go to leave. She wants a hug and a kiss. I clearly tell her to not touch me, I cant have more smell on my clothes. She jumps on me and kisses me…

so clearly shes dangerous and is either a house wrecker or plain stupid.

what do I do now? I came back to the house and SO with a hot turtle poking out, excuzed myself to a far latrine with a shower. Then told my SO it was a mess unsuitable for paper. A shower was needed. Now I have to burn my winter jacket…

thank you for sharing; I’ll definitely avoid

 

[TigerFlex5]

I dont usually post negative reviews. But this one is dangerous and should be avoided.

TLDR: she sprayed my clothes with women perfume.

longform:
Last minute excursion to Costco in Gatineau on this snowy Xmas eve. I had a good alibi for a 15min shot and was feeling generous with my hard earned money.
searched for girls nearby… my eye caught Léa. None of my other regulars in the area are available.
Ok texting with prompt response, the address is less then 1000m from Costco… lets try it out. No bad rev found in a quick Terb search.
She promised a whole lot of acronym for 250$, included brown xmas star. I reply with a request for 15min. We agree on 120. I show up to the address. A bit of stalling. Then im given the code.
Clean appartment. Shes as in the picture. Mid 30s brunette with huge fakies. I pay the agreed fee
she invites me to get naked and lie down. She then proceed to sanitize my cock and balls with liquid sanitizer. It stings, it burns, my balls are on fire. Im a grown man, I roll with it.
and on with the BJ. Its a one trick pony with one speed. 4 strokes in, she reminds me that the 15min is all about coming and there aint no stopping. I decide to cut my loss silently and forget about the other acronyms… might as well enjoy whats left of my time.

finally i shoot. Immediatly she leaves me to handle my own mess and starts spritzing perfume EVERYWHERE on her. Mist are going all over the room. My naked sad mess of a body, my clothes, my winter coat… i tell her to stop. She ignores me.
I get dressed quickly. I go to leave. She wants a hug and a kiss. I clearly tell her to not touch me, I cant have more smell on my clothes. She jumps on me and kisses me…

so clearly shes dangerous and is either a house wrecker or plain stupid.

what do I do now? I came back to the house and SO with a hot turtle poking out, excuzed myself to a far latrine with a shower. Then told my SO it was a mess unsuitable for paper. A shower was needed. Now I have to burn my winter jacket…

Thanks for sharing
At least, we know to not go back strait to the SO, right after. But she looks hot, so I may think about it and work around if she can take care of business.

 

[B00blover]

Thanks Gents.

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I reached out to the number in the ad and the photo she sent me looks nothing like this lady.

 

[telus]

The pic here compared to her ad look different

 

[sich6]

The pic here compared to her ad look different

Yeah, the pic from the old add (right) looks like someone that's TGTBT but that i'd still bite on if we had 1 bad and 1 good experience just because that's the milf look I tend to go for. One on left looks like the type I try to avoid.

 

[luke_skywalker]

Must be a distant relative, my sister’s name is Leia.. not Léa… so I guess it’s ok to see her?

 

[YellowFeverr]

she is posting again under a different name

https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/south-eastern-ontario/ottawa_your_elite_french_companion_anything_everything_24_7-7227190?source=list

If you have an SO, extra precaution might be needed it seems she looks freakin hot

 

[Hawkeye22]

That's the same girl?????

 

[ButtMonkey]

That's the same girl?????

Yes, thats her.