Juniper @ Alpha: Slender Blonde Beauty

[MaverickPunter]

Had been trying to see Juniper for awhile, and made a booking right away when I saw her on the Alpha schedule.

She's very new, no LL ad yet and no Twitter posted, and hadn't checked out her Alpha profile, so went in blind to a certain extent, but was certain this was going to be great.

A soft knock on the door and in walked a robed, masked, bespectacled, tall, slender, blonde beauty who looked ready for some sexy dorm studying.

We chatted about our shared affinity for the club cappuccinos, the best in the city imo. Juniper said the ladies had given me favourable reviews and would treat her like a "porcelain goddess", an interesting turn of phrase which merits repeating.

Juniper started to remove layers, the robe, then the lingerie. Wow. Feminine perfection. We showered and chatted and got acquainted. She adjusted the temperature perfectly, not too hot, not too cold, just right.

Juniper has a runway model physique and mesmerizing blue/green eyes. Had to use a lot of willpower to focus and keep up the flow of convo. At one point she was hovering above me like an angel. My thought processes were extremely convoluted ... yin, yang, order, chaos, temptation, ecstasy, despair, perfection ... a textbook moment. Truly amazing.

Afterwards, we linked up in the lounge for a cappuccino. Helen added Bailey's and took my first sip with Jess on the couch beside me. Heavenly.

Juniper came out and we chatted for awhile. She's very friendly and extroverted, and has a great collection of interesting facts. We exchanged Twitter addresses and I'm an early follower.

Best wishes to Juniper for continued success in her MA career and on life's journey. Will put up a link to her LL Ad when one is created. Treat her nice boyos!

https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-massage/south-eastern-ontario/ottawa_beautiful_juniper_downtown-6950972?source=list

Thanks Juniper, Jess, Helen and Mike for a great visit.

 

[shy_romantic_Romeo69]

Thanks for this review! She's definitely my type too. I think I saw her photos at another spa before but it was taken down after a few days.

Anyways, I'll pay Club Alpha a visit within a few weeks

 

[MaverickPunter]

Don't think my write-up's boring or pedantic. Did my best to be informative and mildly entertaining. Some good descriptions with elegant turns of phrase, emojis, Juniper's twitter address, a link to her ad, sexy photo attached... some redeeming qualities.

Juniper has lots of witty anecdotes and stories ... thought I should be taking notes. Her laughter is joy. A really nice young lady who's easy to talk to. She has gorgeous MA friends who are intelligent and jaw-droppingly beautiful.

Juniper's a tall, slender, blonde, with a lithe toned frame, a runway-model physique, mesmerizing blue/green eyes, an awe-inspiring textbook-perfect anatomy .

The Club is Beautiful scantily-clad women everywhere, good music, the best cappuccinos and drink pours in Ottawa, elevator-unload team-building exercises, efficient discrete & lovely receptionists, friendly staff, hugs from Jess, good location, beautiful women everywhere.....

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! Let's get this party started!

 

[Cigarman16]

eagertopleaze ...

What are you referring to? My write-up? Juniper? The Club? Your write-up?

Don't think my write-up's boring. Did my best to be informative and mildly entertaining. Some good descriptions with elegant turns of phrase, emojis, Juniper's twitter address, a link to her ad, sexy photo attached... as a self-critical writer my write-up has some redeeming qualities.

Juniper has lots of witty anecdotes and stories ... thought I should be taking notes. Her laughter is joy. A really nice young lady who's easy to talk to. She has gorgeous MA friends who are intelligent and jaw-droppingly beautiful...

Juniper's a tall, slender, blonde, with a lithe toned frame, a runway-model physique, mesmerizing blue/green eyes, an awe-inspiring textbook-perfect anatomy ....

The Club certainly isn't boring. Lots of scantily-clad beautiful women everywhere, good music, the best cappuccinos and drink pours in Ottawa, elevator-unload team-building exercises, efficient discrete & lovely receptionists, friendly staff, hugs from Jess, good location, beautiful women everywhere.....

Writing is a window to personality, education level, intelligence, the soul .... by coming out with an insipid 4-word phrase with no subject etc after visiting a beautiful woman the inescapable conclusion is that you've got no game. March Sadness instead of March Madness

Have to say that your write-up needs work. Four words, no effort, lack of clarity, no subject, descriptions, witty comments, emojis, links, attachments of sexy photos... we deserve better, TERB deserves better, Canada deserves better

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Findings to date. Things that are boring ...
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Your write-up

Happy St. Partick's Day everyone! Let's dump the snoozefest and get this party started!

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Holy shit! Wanna give the guy the opportunity to respond? I was wondering what he was referring to as well.

 

[snagglepuss]

Don’t be so pedantic.

geez had to look that word up. yup...it fits

 

[MaverickPunter]

Comments from all noted. Juniper's new to the industry. Only a couple of weeks in at Alpha. Let's treat her gently.

Juniper's intelligent and interesting to talk to, imo. Chilled with her after the session and found the convo intriguing & illuminating. A pleasant young lady with a lot of upside

Btw she likes Junipers

 

[rodallthetime]

This girl is so sexy in a girl next door type of way. Dhe has the perfect supermodel face and body. The 1 hr session was amazing and I would repeat again and again!

 

[toine]

I'm loving this oxymoron, it is a good one.
Consensus is emerging that Juniper is a gorgeous looking lady.

This girl is so sexy in a girl next door type of way. Dhe has the perfect supermodel face and body. The 1 hr session was amazing and I would repeat again and again!

 

[rodallthetime]

More like gnd look to her face glasses and
Way she was dressed but the physique of a super model. She could pull off Victoria secret or fashion shows. Does this help?
Bottom line is she is Just go see her and find out for yourselves!

 

[MaverickPunter]

This is bikini week at Club Alpha. Juniper looks absolutely sensational.

She's a tall lady, and when she puts on the heels and the teeny-weeny bikini ... wow. Ready for the runway

 

[Happyfan]

Meet her once, up charging for kissing and touching, massage was boring, I don’t know how your guys feel, no repeat for me.

 

[Only James]

Meet her once, up charging for kissing and touching, massage was boring, I don’t know how your guys feel, no repeat for me.

how much of an upcharge are we talking about?

 

[MP12345678]

Any updates on Juniper since her move to AT/PS? Is she still inconsistent? Any "new" services with the change of spa? PMs welcome. Thanks.

Curious as well.
I wanted to see her as well when she was at alpha but apparently she would miss shifts so they didn't want to pre-book her. I did see her once in passing by reception, and can confirm that she does in fact have a very cute face.

 

[wings999]

No change in service . Confirmed via pm with her

 

[Cmagic1]

I saw Juniper in passing as she did her tour of the spa, and immediately organized seeing her on her first shift, first day. Summary, one of the very best MPA experiences I've had. I've historically been an Toronto PURE spa experiencer, and on average they are exceptional. My experience with Juniper was on that scale. She was 'bubbly', funny, sensual, caring, interesting and interested. As per the other reviewers she does have a modest upcharge for a few things. I thought the upcharge rate was very reasonable, (not mentioning it here or in a DM). I actually had some muscle soreness, and so was also able to experience some her skills in that area too. If you're interested in a young, beautiful, funny woman, who could definitely be a model, then Juniper is a great choice. Enjoy

 

[randomott]

I saw Juniper in passing as she did her tour of the spa, and immediately organized seeing her on her first shift, first day. Summary, one of the very best MPA experiences I've had. I've historically been an Toronto PURE spa experiencer, and on average they are exceptional. My experience with Juniper was on that scale. She was 'bubbly', funny, sensual, caring, interesting and interested. As per the other reviewers she does have a modest upcharge for a few things. I thought the upcharge rate was very reasonable, (not mentioning it here or in a DM). I actually had some muscle soreness, and so was also able to experience some her skills in that area too. If you're interested in a young, beautiful, funny woman, who could definitely be a model, then Juniper is a great choice. Enjoy

Its not really an upcharge anymore, at least not in the same way. Alpha is an "all-inclusive" spa. With AT/PS you pay the room fee and then the hostess sets her own prices.

 

[613hobbyist]

I think I'm going to pass on her - she doesn't answer DMs, sounds generally unreliable, and maybe she's not even at AT/PS anymore? Any mention/posts of her working there are gone from her Twitter. Maybe she just isn't cut out for this scene .

She posted on her Twitter that she tested +ve for Covid and wasn't working this week. She is listed on the schedule for Thursday-Friday.

 

[blacklabdog]

on schedule today for sure @paradise

 

[blacklabdog]

No she ain't, dawg.

Was as of noon

 

[toine]

I think I'm going to pass on her - she doesn't answer DMs, sounds generally unreliable, and maybe she's not even at AT/PS anymore? Any mention/posts of her working there are gone from her Twitter. Maybe she just isn't cut out for this scene .

Hmmm, interesting tidbit of information.
It may mean nothing, reliability wise, but many of us will recall that tantalizing photo of hers in the first post being on the CMJ website before her being at Alpha. Not sure she actually worked at CMJ, even for a week, before disappearing....