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"They inseminated a female chimpanzee with human semen from an undisclosed donor and claimed not only that pregnancy occurred but the pregnancy went full term and resulted in a live birth".

Scientists discover a female from a previously unknown primate species that they think is the missing link between Man and Ape. They wonder what a hybrid of Human and missing link would be like. They post a classified ad in the newspaper: "$5,000 to mate with ape".

A Polish guy answers the ad. He says he'll do it, under three conditions:

1) His wife and children must never know about it.
2) Any resulting children are to be raised as Catholics.
3) He'd have to pay in installments.
 

Phil C. McNasty

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I don't believe the part where they euthanized it. I bet its living a cage somewhere right now
 
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Uncharted

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This is absolutely horrible, and an abomination!!!!!
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And yet..................the comic book geek in me wants them to do it again and not kill it.
 

Phil C. McNasty

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What if a Humanzee grew into an adult??
And what if it could run super fast??
Would it be allowed to run in the olympics??

What if humans objected that it would have an unfair advantage.
Would the Humanzee have to join the LGBQT movement??

Things to ponder 😂
 

thumper18474

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I don't believe the part where they euthanized it. I bet its living a cage somewhere right now
Wasnt it living at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington DC until a few months ago?
Rumor has it its living in a sanctuary in Florida called..MAR-A-LAGO
 

mandrill

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If someone had said the same about Obama you'd be the first to cry racism.

Funny how that works, huh?
Wouldn't that be because traditionally racists have called Blacks "monkeys", but no one has ever called whites "monkeys", Phil?
 

kherg007

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Maher' s point was Trump was going on about Obama's birth certificate and asking obama to prove was not born overseas ...thus maher challenged trump to prove his father was not an orangutan. For context.

Back to the argy-bargy lads.
 

thumper18474

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Maher' s point was Trump was going on about Obama's birth certificate and asking obama to prove was not born overseas ...thus maher challenged trump to prove his father was not an orange-u-tan. For context.

Back to the argy-bargy lads.
Fixed it for you🤪
 
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Phil C. McNasty

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So explain what about that is racist?
Racism = hate.
Hating on Trump in that fashion = also hate.
To me there's no difference.

If you disagree with his policies thats fine, but when you compare him to an Ape you are just as guilty of hate as the racists who hate(d) Obama because of his skin colour
 

Phil C. McNasty

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Maher' s point was Trump was going on about Obama's birth certificate and asking obama to prove was not born overseas ...thus maher challenged trump to prove his father was not an orangutan. For context
And if the roles were reversed and a comedian would have brought up the same point about Obama??
 

JeanGary Diablo

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If someone had said the same about Obama you'd be the first to cry racism.

Funny how that works, huh?
I don't know about you, but I actually think it would best if we all just stayed the hell out of US politics on these boards.

Eight years of Obama and four years of Trump being US president had absolutely no impact on me or my life or the lives of anyone I know. I can guarantee that Biden will have no impact on my life either. I mean, I think Trump is a useless turd, but I also absolutely refuse to succumb to a severe case of Trump Derangement Syndrome over someone who is completely powerless over me, LOL
 
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