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Here's a test, how fast can you think on your feet? Within 5 seconds, reply to this post and explain why your t-shirt is on inside out underneath your golf shirt.

Lie.

Closest call I've had in awhile -- so damned dark in those incalls my damned white t-shirt looked the same inside as out in the darkness. Not so much outside in the bright light where my wife asked that question. V-neck golf shirt type shirt with the neck seam of my t-shirt showing underneath clearly inside out.

I will post my answer next, but I had about 10 seconds to think it up.

Oh really? It's not.. Oh.... hey... look at that you're right, it's inside out... that's because.... FILL IN THE BLANK.
 
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Forget the reason why your shirt was on inside out... now you're on her radar. You may have to start explaining why you're on Terb once she has a keylogger installed on your computer, and why you go into and out of various low-to-medium rent apartments and condos when she starts having a PI follow you.
 
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I wonder in what year or century was there a trend to wear a white t-shirt underneath a golf shirt?
 
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My immediate answer would be that it must have been like that all day because I hadn't noticed.
Lucky for me that my wife does not see me dressed in the morning before she leaves for work. That way she couldn't really question or challenge my answer.
 
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fuji

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My actual answer.

Dropped by home to change it because I felt a bit sticky in this warmer weather, was in a real hurry guess I put it on wrong. You didn't think I was wearing it all day like this did you?

However I hadn't been home, though neither had she, so that was a risky lie, but it worked.

The problem with lying on the spot is no time to audit whether it is risky or believable.

The radar comment up above is right though not the keylogger or PI bit. Still although no indicator of suspicion next few weeks I will lie low.
 
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fuji said:
My actual answer.

Dropped by home to change it because I felt a bit sticky in this warmer weather, was in a real hurry guess I put it on wrong. You didn't think I was wearing it all day like this did you?

However I hadn't been home, though neither had she, so that was a risky lie, but it worked.

The problem with lying on the spot is no time to audit whether it is risky or believable.

The radar comment up above is right though not the keylogger or PI bit. Still although no indicator of suspicion next few weeks I will lie low.
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Yeah you get the point though. Lay low. It may not PI's or keyloggers, but good idea to be discreet for a while.
 
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blackrock13

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NHFL said:
Yeah you get the point though. Lay low. It may not PI's or keyloggers, but good idea to be discreet for a while.
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Fuji's explanation is much talk and detail, my SO's bs meter would be going off big time if anyone told her that one.
 
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Fuji's SO obviously knows what is going on. I doubt this is the first time he has slipped up like this. I am sure she has a few boyfriends on the side that are keeping her happy, and would rather not know about fuji's adventures.
 
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blackrock13

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Questor said:
Fuji's SO obviously knows what is going on. I doubt this is the first time he has slipped up like this. I am sure she has a few boyfriends on the side that are keeping her happy, and would rather not know about fuji's adventures.
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If that's the case, according to FUJI's own post, she'd better have a GO bag packed 'coz he'd kick her to the curb faster than you could spit. Her just wouldn't stand for that .
 
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Every couple of years I put on a shirt inside out on purpose on a weekend for my SO to catch me. That sets the table for later in case of situations like this.

I have had 2 shirt inside out incidents in my hobbying career.
 
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blackrock13

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bsi said:
Every couple of years I put on a shirt inside out on purpose on a weekend for my SO to catch me. That sets the table for later in case of situations like this.

I have had 2 shirt inside out incidents in my hobbying career.
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Cpt. Yossarian would be proud of you. Just in case.
 
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