Tsk. Safe is for sophomores. Beauty is not only skin deep. Sexy is not just what we see with our eyes but minds as well. It's not just the looks, but the touch.
Mrs C.A. Loki is now a mom
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About public figures I'd largely agree. About folks on TERB, who bottom line are "private persons" and are discussing the birth of their child - frankly it is nothing other than spiteful and nasty.
"Woman" who claims to have had "baby" that no one will ever meet, takes time out from 3 day old to argue with members of an escort review board. We've officially jumped the shark.
There is no argument on earth that will convince me this is real or normal.
There is no argument on earth that will convince me this is real or normal.
Well to start, you may have noticed that a friend is already stated she can hardly wait to see him. And heaven willing she will at our anniversary party in Vegas.
Secondly if you ever somehow manage to have a child of your own you may be shocked to discover:
1) Newborns want to be fed about 12 times a day.
2) They soon learn to let you know they want to be fed.
3) Each session last from 5 minutes to almost an hr depending on the baby. I am guessing 20 minutes is pretty normal. It is for mine at least.
4) Babies like to sleep when not eating or being burped. Anything up to 20 hrs. It is too soon to know how long mine will. So far he sleeps a lot.
5) Some men like to burp the baby after. Mine does. He looks so happy doing it. He even learned how important a towel is.
6) I pretty much do not enjoy changing a over a dozen diapers a day so I delegate that.
7) I see no reason to work, clean, cook, walk the dog, or dispose of dirty diapers
So why the hell would I not have time to pop in here? My chat with littleone on how to sleep through feedings and how to take cat naps while nursing were priceless.
God what do you think I am? Some medieval peasant who needs to plow the fields with my baby strapped to my back?
Room service is a gift created by god for new mothers!
The funniest thing I read on here was LL talking about his wife launching her career, what career. She admitted to trolling for a sugar daddy for a long time, and went through a few before she dug into LL. CAloki, your Dad must be so proud, oops no he isn`t,
3 am feeding time
As I think I said, if and when you have a child it may be an eye opener for you. Of course I bet you could not afford a decent support system for the mother.
Why would anyone comment about newborns when they obviously know so little? Some how, Shrek does seem to be exactly the perfect fit for you and your level of sophistication. Do you still sleep 16 hrs a day
?The way you make up shit, I worry you may trip one day and drown in your BS. Further, given the time of year, I can only assume your tiny little heart is even smaller than the Grinch, since you enjoy making up lies so much, and trying to hurt people.
Hmmm. I can't afford to raise children. I'm sophisticated. (Thanks for editing your response. I wasn't confused enough by the first version.)3 am feeding time
As I think I said, if and when you have a child it may be an eye opener for you. Of course I bet you could not afford a decent support system for the mother.
Why would anyone comment about newborns when they obviously know so little? Some how, Shrek does seem to be exactly the perfect fit for you and your level of sophistication. Do you still sleep 16 hrs a day
3 am feeding time
As I think I said, if and when you have a child it may be an eye opener for you. Of course I bet you could not afford a decent support system for the mother.
Why would anyone comment about newborns when they obviously know so little? Some how, Shrek does seem to be exactly the perfect fit for you and your level of sophistication. ....
My you are good at misquoting. Does it reflect your nature or are you attempting to be clever
1) I assume in your case you will not provide 24/7 support because you could not afford it and would decide it was her job to do it all. Anyone can afford to raise children. It just is either less or more painful for the woman.
2) I actually said your sophistication level is suitable for a moe geared to 6 to 8 year old children.
3) Yes you seem very confused.
Thank you so much. 5 am nursing timeCongratulations to Mother and Dad. I am very happy for both of you.
Your logic and assumptions seem flawed - you're basing it on the 'impossibility' of a mother to have even a few minutes of free time, which is incorrect.
Newborn babies mostly sleep when they're not feeding. Sure, I think they enjoy being cuddled, but they can be perfectly happy swaddled up and put in a crib, so they don't NEED to be held.
As well, you can usually get your spose to help keep an eye on them while they're sleeping. Gives mom a chance to stretch her legs, relax, watch TV, get something to eat, or *gasp* surf the web...
And, as for perfect spelling - first of all, mrscaloki is rather proud of her lax spelling standards (or indicated something to the effect in other posts).
Second, I'm unaware of any correlation between being post partum and increased spelling or typing issues - do mothers lose significant fine motor control after birth???
I just wish I had the patience to wait 16 years or so. Just think of the stories the happy couple can share with Loki Jr. "When you were a wee bairn, your mother and I had to defend your honour from the trolls on the escort review board where we first met. Those filthy hobbiests! The midwife said we should give birth on a less sexualized chat board, but we knew what was good for us and for you, you little pooner."
What about mothers who post on the AskBaby.com forum?
http://talk.askbaby.com/viewforum.php?f=22
Do they simply not exist?
Where would you suggest? Hang out with physical friends in the middle of the night?
Why not fire a post or two into the (dysfunctional) community here where she has posted many times a day for the past couple of years?
Your opinion, which you are certainly entitled to. Your logic and assumptions are demonstrably flawed.
My heart is just slightly smaller than yours. Give this kid the Christmas gift he really wants......ADOPTION.......
If you do keep him, and for his sake I hope not, I told LL to get a DNA test done asap.
Maybe someday he`ll make his Daddy proud, although you won`t be able to give him any guidance on that now will you.:biggrin1:
Let me guess, you were never involved with a woman who had a child were you? LOL
3rd is only awake for 6 or 7 hrs a day. Like most newborns. Dahhhh he does need feeding a dozen times a day and interrupts my sleep cycle but he is only awake for 6 to 7 hrs. What do you think we do as new mothers? Stare at the bundled sleeping baby for 12 hours a day?
What makes post natal care rough is the exhaustion from the sleep interruption and all the other jobs women are expected to do around the house in addition to being mom. Well that and for some recovering from labour. One friend here was in labour for 20 hours. Can you imagine how terrible a cost that had on her body? By the way on average labour is 8 hrs. So for every 20 hour one there are a couple of 1 hour ones
. When the ambulance arrived at the hospital I was wheeled directly in the delivery room after triage. I am good at having babies. LOL Average stay after childbirth in the hospital here, unless there are complications, is less than a day.I so wish only people with a clue about life as a woman commented about it. Men can be so silly.
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