Star Trek : The search for Sweet Petite Jessica

[Ceiling Cat]

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[Ceiling Cat]

 

[Ceiling Cat]

 

[Buick Mackane]

More Sweet Petite Jessica adventures, please.

 

[Conway_Stewart]

More Sweet Petite Jessica adventures, please.

Pfffft...forget about SPJ!

Terb wants to see Conway's new feature length film: DeepDeep Throat!

Give the people what they want!

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Pfffft...forget about SPJ!

Terb wants to see Conway's new feature length film: DeepDeep Throat!

Give the people what they want!

Sorry dude,

I have a 5 picture deal with Sweet Petite Jessica. What you are selling, nobody is buying.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Jessica you made the cover of Playboy Magazine.

 

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

Hilarious.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

 

[Conway_Stewart]

CeilingCat:

Get back to work!!!

I am waiting for my next feature film and you've been slacking off for over a week now!

 

[Conway_Stewart]

F*ck You, Ceiling Cat!!!!

How long am I expected to sit around waiting for you to produce something?

I have had enough!!!!

I've had it with your shitty scripts!!! I've had it with your incompetent direction!!!! I've had it with your mixed up story lines that don't make any sense!!! I've had it with your blatant attempts to sabotage my career!!!

The film was originally supposed to be called: Star Trek: The Search for CONWAY!!! But then SPJ shows up, stuff happens on the casting couch, and the next thing I know the film gets re-named and I've been recast in a shitty supporting role as the f*cking Enterprise's Cum-Stain-Cleaner-Upper!!!!

Fine...I put up with it...but now you can't get off your lazy, bloated, sushi-eating ass to produce my next feature??? Success has gone to your head, Ceiling Cat!!! But I'm not taking it any more!!!!

I QUIT!!!!!

<Storms off set>


PS: I will be telling my father about this!!!!

 

[Ceiling Cat]

 

[Conway_Stewart]

Meanwhile, Conway wound up on Dr Drew's Celebrity Rehab battling addictions to Internet porn and household cleaning products.

And it was ALL CeilingCat's fault!!!!

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Conway Stuart with his head swelled after his one brief success with Deep, deep throat Tries for more movie deals but gets no offers. His dad discovers the types of movies he is doing and offers Miss Jane Hathaway $50 million dollars to marry his son to turn him straight. It took him years before a co-starring part was offered to him in a movie.

 

[GPIDEAL]

You fucked up the production Ceiling Cat. The Star Ship Enterprise has auto-spellchecker. It's c-e-r-e-m-o-n-y not c-e-r-a-m-o-n-y.



P.S. Sweet Petite Jessica could be right under our noses but in an alternate dimension that we can't see.

 

[Conway_Stewart]

You fucked up the production Ceiling Cat. The Star Ship Enterprise has auto-spellchecker. It's c-e-r-e-m-o-n-y not c-e-r-a-m-o-n-y.



P.S. Sweet Petite Jessica could be right under our noses but in an alternate dimension that we can't see.

It's also Conway Stewart, not Stuart!!!!

You are nothing but a two-bit hack, Ceiling Cat!!! I don't care how many Oscars you have on your shelf...I will never work with you again!!!!

Sincerely,

Conway "The Fist" Stewart

 

[Ceiling Cat]

You fucked up the production Ceiling Cat. The Star Ship Enterprise has auto-spellchecker. It's c-e-r-e-m-o-n-y not c-e-r-a-m-o-n-y.



P.S. Sweet Petite Jessica could be right under our noses but in an alternate dimension that we can't see.

Complaints, complaints, complaints! See if you can crank out a panel in 2 minutes. Just for that I am casting you as Det. Royd Pains in my next movie with Conway Stewart.

 

[Buick Mackane]

Will Sweet Petite Jessica be starring in another feature, Ceiling Cat?

 

[Ceiling Cat]

I will invite her to my casting couch and we will see what is possible.

While you are waiting for the next Sweet Petite Jessica feature, you can catch the reruns

Click on link : https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?310501-Good-Luck-CB

Episode 1 starts on post # 89

Episode 2 starts on post #157

and

The continuing saga: Star Trek..............The search for Cueball.

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...Trek-The-search-for-Cueball&highlight=cueball

I seem to remember a Star Trek episode with Gayos Baltar, but I can not find it,
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...geous-female-doctor-touched-my-cock-and-balls!

 

[Conway_Stewart]

I have insured my right fist for $1 billion through Lloyds of London.