What was the first thing you masterbated to?

[swalbr]

My sisters bedroom was beside mine and there was a vent at the bottom of the wall that you could see thru. When her friends stayed over wowza!!!

 

[Rono]

When I was a kid, there were these two theatres on Bloor near Bathurst, "The Eve Theatre" and "The Eden Theatre".
They were soft porn theatres.
We used to get the Toronto Star and they would run little advertisements in the movie section, in black and white, always with stewardesses and "vixens".
It would conger images of insatiable lust and erotica.
When I finally knocked one out looking at the pics, my knees buckled and I nearly passed out.
One of the clearest memories I have to this day.

They used to have a hotline you could call and listen to a recording of a girl talking sexy.

 

[jazzpig]

They used to have a hotline you could call and listen to a recording of a girl talking sexy.

Lol! I almost forgot. Thanks for reminding me.

 

[msog87]

this amatuer porn video where all you see is a dick sliding in and out of a nice shaved bald pussy, with that song from greece `your the one that I want` playing in the background

 

[msog87]

They used to have a hotline you could call and listen to a recording of a girl talking sexy.

1800 wet puss, lol wonder if that line is still around

 

[johnhenrygalt]

Sears catalogue and Sunshine girls.

 

[fuji's mom]

Sears catalogue and Sunshine girls.

http://www.wishbookweb.com/

 

[greengiant]

The Price is Right when the ladies came out with the showcase show down in a swim suit.

 

[letsn0twastetime]

We had a satellite which could get SpiceTV, sometimes we lost the code for the sound, but thank god for the pictures. better than listening to moaning and scrambled picture LOL

 

[Nickelodeon]

Ann Francis as detective Honey West in the early 60's.

http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/anne-francis/photos/140164

 

[OddSox]

Depending on the mood - either Samantha from Bewitched, the chick from the Partridge Family, or The Flying Nun!

 

[homerjsimpson]

I was lucky. I found my older brother's pornos (VHS tapes) and played them until they were all scratchy. Debbie Does Dallas and The Extacy Girls.

Some of these are hilarious.

 

[peeler_feeler]

Seaers and sunshinge girls was a close second. However my first was watching female wrestling on TV. It was in the old wrestling days before Hulk Hogan and WWF.

Sears catalogue and Sunshine girls.

 

[Petzel]

Playboy and Penthouse.

 

[homer]

I remember it like it was yesterday! Her name is Jolanta Von Zmuda
A penthouse pet and this photo in particular. I stole the magazine from an older brothers secret stash, and just sort of started stroking. It felt great, and I've been at it ever since.

[/url][/IMG]

 

[ducttape]

National Geographic, any one?

 

[Adam_hadam]

Let's lighten the mood and talk about something else.

For me it was music videos and then sears catalogues for the lingerie section.

1973 SI swimsuit issue. Penthouse shortly after

 

[frankcastle]

National Geographic, any one?

With all the national geographic strokeres you'd think a lot of guys would have a fetish for black women

 

[sirlixalot]

Anything and everything on the Showcase channel.

 

[skypilot]

I used to get my older sister's dirty panties out of the clothes hamper, put them over my head and wack like crazy.