Fucked up names parents are giving kids these days

[clules]

A girl where I work is named Freedom Forever.

 

[Lustology]

I know a girls real name is cumya

 

[checks]

I saw a woman working at a Tim's in Brampton named Pushdeep.

 

[69Shooter]

Then there's George Foreman whose 5 sons are all named George. Nothing fucked up about that name.

 

[whitewaterguy]

I saw a woman working at a Tim's in Brampton named Pushdeep.

:clap2:

 

[babemagnet]

I saw a woman working at a Tim's in Brampton named Pushdeep.

Reminds me of a true story in Surrey BC a decade or more ago. At an East Indian owned Pizza joint human remains were found charred in the oven. Which brought about this related joke........at first the relatives thought it was "Deep Pan" but later realized it was just "Asinder"

 

[Hammerstein]

 

[blackrock13]

True story, in a Florida high school; a boy named lemangelo and his sister named orangelo.

 

[lurkerdick]

Im positive some of you guys named your sons "John"

 

[tml]

I saw a woman working at a Tim's in Brampton named Pushdeep.

Does she do extras?

 

[checks]

Does she do extras?

Trust me, you wouldn't want them...

 

[kynorth]

I would name my first child Seven in honour of Mickey Mantle, and if that was taken, Soda.

 

[jwmorrice]

How about Fish and Chips or Benson and Hedges for twins? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7522952.stm

jwm

 

[jonadams]

I saw a woman working at a Tim's in Brampton named Pushdeep.

:rofl:

 

[GG2]

Wait a few generations. Once there are no predominant names like "John" or "Smith", nobody will care about how uncommon or 'fucked up' your name is. It's just a label to address you anyway.

I gaurantee you that in 30 years, there will be White kids named Shaniqua too.

I'm going to name my kid Skidmark.

 

[afterhours]

I'm going to name my kid Skidmark.

I would notify CAS if found out about such cruelty to a kid.

 

[DELETDrileydaniels]

I am named after the women my dad had an affair with I still wonder how my mom let that happen. but the name is Seven for a kid is looking pretty good now.

 

[GG2]

I would notify CAS if found out about such cruelty to a kid.

Would I still have to pay child support?

 

[userz]

Quebec's civil registrar won't let you register stupid or outrages names like Seven, Cumdump, or Beson and Hedges. Doesn't sound like a bad idea to me.

 

[userz]

I am named after the women my dad had an affair with I still wonder how my mom let that happen. but the name is Seven for a kid is looking pretty good now.

So your mom knew your dad was getting some on the side from a chick named Riley when you were named?