My recent trip to Cuba: The hobby from the hobby

[GPIDEAL]

70 CUC is about $70 CDN right? $70 for the night? That's crazy.

You can get cheaper if you negotiate or deal with other girls who aren't the hottest or the most popular.

However, I'm talking club girls or pros. Non-pros are usually cheaper or only wants gifts in kind and attention.

Don Draper's advice is ALL good. I did keep a mini wallet with me with my I.D. and OHIP card but nothing else, except cash. My 'novia' had her own trusted taxi guy, so I was good. Some taxi drivers act as pimps too. The security guards were on my ticket for two of the nights which saved me money and hassle. You can rent a house for less than the cost of registering a gal as your guest, but the cost of bribing a security guard may be the same cost.

Yes, you can meet girls on the streets and treat them to dinner and have them spend time with you, but if you have little time to do that and want a sure thing with your choice of a multitude of gorgeous women, you go to the clubs. There are sweet ladies who work at restaurants who'd love to date a tourist without money.

One club, behind Don Cangrejos seafood restaurant, had locals who weren't 'working' and asked if we had a private house that we could go party later. There were four of them, but we already had our dates.

 

[Carling]

What's a WK?

white knight

 

[GPIDEAL]

70 CUC is about $70 CDN right? $70 for the night? That's crazy.

Relatively speaking from a local standpoint, it's not cheap. I'm told a doctor makes 40-45 CUC per month.

What's crazy is how many gorgeous women there are at the clubs or even at Mercados, restaurants, cafes, open squares, walking on the frickin' sidewalk!

We were at a restaurant which did not allow 'chicas' to engage us, but they winked or signalled from the side of a hamburger joint where we stopped for a beer before Club Johnnies opened. My friend went to say hello and got a #, just like that. When she walked out thru the hamburger restaurant, all I saw was her ass in jeans and it was memorable.

There are too many girls to sample!

 

[blackrock13]

No over bite. It's from a distorted miniaturized pic.

Here's her pretty smile but better in video.

Fair enough. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing bad about a slight over bite. It matches mind and I hear it helps them breath when their mouth in full. She's a keeper.

 

[GPIDEAL]

So let's say I Am in a cab with a hot Cuban lady.
If the Police stopped us, what exactly are the issues they would be addressing with her? With me?

They could take her away, or demand cash from her. You nothing, unless she was underage - then you're in a fucking Cuban jail, and you don't want to spend your vacation there.

 

[fmahovalich]

Why so many ladies? Is the male/female ratio unbalanced in that country?

 

[GPIDEAL]

Thanks, Don!

I speak Italian, which is similar but not surprisingly, a lot of girls speak Italian (my novia in my last trip did cuz her prior SD was from Italy - lotta Italian nationals there), including my latest flame who spoke enough but not as much as my first gal.

If you speak some Spanish, it helps a long way, and don't speak English loud for a crowd to hear you. If you can charm the ladies (like I suspect Senor Draper does), they will eat out of your hands.

 

[GPIDEAL]

Most likely an offer to be their "sponsor" as a immigrant to Canada!

That's perhaps the extreme approach. Funny enough, my friends joked with my gal that I'd take her Canada. Privately she told me that if she came here, she would work to repay me (I asked her what type of work she would do, but she didn't say he he). You don't need to bring anyone back. It's cheaper & hassle free to visit, even if you just wanna spend your time with that one special girl.

 

[GPIDEAL]

Why so many ladies? Is the male/female ratio unbalanced in that country?

Lotsa chicos too, and North American women who otherwise might not attract or be with a young male frolick with them too. I think there are more women then men on that island, but maybe we just see more because we're tourists at hotels, clubs and other night spots.

 

[GPIDEAL]

As for non pros . . .

The 'real' pros that I saw, were waiting at the hotel lounge or by the bar waiting for a hook up or their customer, and usually older than 20s. The younger gals at the clubs are hustlers if you will, or club girls, and you can perhaps call them pros, but if they don't hook up with a tourist, they just enjoy their evening there.

I found that any gal, including hotel maids, will do tricks for some cash or gifts.

 

[69Shooter]

So let's say I Am in a cab with a hot Cuban lady.
If the Police stopped us, what exactly are the issues they would be addressing with her? With me?

They could take her away, or demand cash from her. You nothing, unless she was underage - then you're in a fucking Cuban jail, and you don't want to spend your vacation there.

That's the "great" thing about a communist dictatorship. They really don't need to have any issues to stop you!

 

[GPIDEAL]

- Make friends with the coolest and youngest security guard at your hotel. Give him clothes, and men's grooming supplies. Invite him out when his shift is over.

Good advice. My friend got a security guard laid. The guard met him at a local club, and my friend said, pick any girl you like and I will pay for it. 40 CUC later, boom, the security guard was happier than a democrat. The other buddy got a hotel employee a nice digital watch that he bought on sale up here in Canada.

One caveat about security guards. If you grease one, make sure that he has control of all security personnel and cameras. In our hotel, I could see that his actions were in tandem with another person, and he assured me that the cameras were okay but directed me to take stairs away from the camera. However, at a larger hotel like the H10 Panorama in La Habana (Miramar district), they have senior security guys watching from a CCTV room, and they could knock on your door regardless of the lowly security guard on the main floor. In that case, better to pay the guest fee.

 

[GPIDEAL]

That's the "great" thing about a communist dictatorship. They really don't need to have any issues to stop you!

Well, it's a bittersweet thing. The dictatorship oppresses the population and controls/exploits the economy to make things cheap to allow the environment we enjoy shall we say, but I know that Cubans would love 'la dulce vida' instead.

Like Senor Draper said, it won't last long (after Fidel and Raul Castro dies, you have a younger regime with different ideas & values I believe) and it could get westernized.

 

[69Shooter]

Well, it's a bittersweet thing. The dictatorship oppresses the population and controls/exploits the economy to make things cheap to allow the environment we enjoy shall we say, but I know that Cubans would love 'la dulce vida' instead.

Like Senor Draper said, it won't last long (after Fidel and Raul Castro dies, you have a younger regime with different ideas & values I believe) and it could get westernized.

I wasn't moralizing (and not even suggesting that that's what you think I was doing). I was just pointing out that it's useless to think about issues like police, laws, etc. in the same way that we think about them here in Canada. In many parts of the world the police do pretty much whatever they want to do!

 

[spraggamuffin]

Always wanted to take a trip to Cuba,Columbia and Dominican Republic.

But no Espanol. Got's to get some Rosetta Stone I guess.

I would be scared with the Police in Cuba especially.

I like the information here on the many "loopholes" towards getting some poon in Cuba.

Juanita looks pretty hawt by the way.

Thanks for your review. It has renewed my commitment toward visiting the overseas hotties.

 

[Bubbles99]

I thought in Cuba the cops are everywhere nowadays to prevent these hookups?

Ya, but i didnt stop me from banging one of the girls from the hotel in the bush near a traffic circle. Lol! Some kid witnessed it go on. He approached me on his bike after and asked me If I liked his sister. His english was non existrent but he pulled out a rubber and was asking me if I used one. When I said yes, he was like good, good and swiped the sweat from his forehead gave me a thumps up and was off.

 

[The Fruity Hare]

Why so many ladies? Is the male/female ratio unbalanced in that country?

The locals are impoverished.

The girls will go to the clubs with their boyfriends, but seperate once they enter. The boyfriend will watch from a distance as she tries to pick up a tourist. If she succeeds, he will be her "taxi driver" or "brother" or "cousin" and help you find a house to do the deed.

It's the only way many of them have to earn any money, so the girls will usually be more visible than the guys because they have more to offer us.

 

[GPIDEAL]

The locals are impoverished.

The girls will go to the clubs with their boyfriends, but seperate once they enter. The boyfriend will watch from a distance as she tries to pick up a tourist. If she succeeds, he will be her "taxi driver" or "brother" or "cousin" and help you find a house to do the deed.

It's the only way many of them have to earn any money, so the girls will usually be more visible than the guys because they have more to offer us.

My gal said she was safe with her own taxi, but your account is probably right. We heard about this before and suspected it too. On my 1st trip, my gal then came by herself with a different taxi each time, or with my taxi. The club pic I took of my gal in red was more of a local crowd. She hugged some guy as if they were friends. Another guy looked at her and nodded with a wink*. Nobody looked menacing, just regular guys. I've seen gals go to clubs as a group and scoff at chicos who try to pick them up or compliment them in a line up with us tourists.

When a tourist walks into a place like that wearing nice shoes and smelling of designer colognes, they have us pegged.

* I told her that I didn't care if she had a BF. I told her I had certain lady friends back home. She felt at ease and laid back with me. The striptease she gave me on the final night was actually frickin' great, especially when it ended up as doggie while standing he he.

 

[GPIDEAL]

Ya, but i didnt stop me from banging one of the girls from the hotel in the bush near a traffic circle. Lol! Some kid witnessed it go on. He approached me on his bike after and asked me If I liked his sister. His english was non existrent but he pulled out a rubber and was asking me if I used one. When I said yes, he was like good, good and swiped the sweat from his forehead gave me a thumps up and was off.

Are you kidding me lol?

 

[GPIDEAL]

Always wanted to take a trip to Cuba,Columbia and Dominican Republic.

But no Espanol. Got's to get some Rosetta Stone I guess.

I would be scared with the Police in Cuba especially.

I like the information here on the many "loopholes" towards getting some poon in Cuba.

Juanita looks pretty hawt by the way.

Thanks for your review. It has renewed my commitment toward visiting the overseas hotties.

The police presence is actually good for us tourists. No bullshit like what happens in Mexico but don't go wandering deep inside Havana on a very dark street that's far away from any cultural or tourist area or hotel.

I saw a Brinks-like truck pull up to an outside food court to pick up cash. The guy waiting outside of the truck had his automatic weapon exposed in a military stance hold. The police or armed guards don't fuck around. I had fun, while sunbathing, wearing my military cap sporting the Communist red star.