How do most guys learn to lick pussy?

[Mr. Piggy]

I agree but will add that you really have to love licking pussy to be great at it!

That I sure do.

 

[FOOTSNIFFER]

I watched how chicks in porn got themselves off with masturbation. When they're with a dude, they may have been more apt to perform for his benefit. Just watch how she moves her fingers and replicate with your tongue, nose, lips and fingers. I'm in awe of the female form, so that helps too.

 

[WoodPeckr]

Umm they pee from there!

Yeah....but once you get past the smell you got it licked.....

 

[69Shooter]

Yeah....but once you get past the smell you got it licked.....

It's the first couple of licks that get rid of the smell!

 

[69Shooter]

Are you both sure you're working the proper area??

Works in either case but both posts were in response to ctv250 apparently being grossed out because women pee from their pussies.

 

[69Shooter]

I think he was joking!

Did not seem like a joke to me. Either way the matter should be resolved. Thanks for your input Rube!

 

[LKD]

the first time could be the worst... One doesn't really know how clean or bad a pussy is supposed to smell. All you know is guys in porn and everywhere do it with enthusiasm. Unlucky are those who encounter a stinky pussy on his first try and go down on it like a trooper. xDD

 

[69Shooter]

My sense of humor is not for everyone.

Did not mean to leave a bad taste in your mouth.

No offense taken giver. And, as I said, works either way!

 

[buttercup]

As my grandmother used to say: you can't say you've kissed a girl's vagina unless your eyebrows are wet.

 

[Rockslinger]

This is strictly an observation and not a complaint. When a naked lady is standing straight up so little of her girly bits are visible to the naked eye.

 

[great bear]

As my grandmother used to say: you can't say you've kissed a girl's vagina unless your eyebrows are wet.

If my ears are soaking does that mean I was a little too enthusiastic?

 

[woodee]

I was never into eating pussy until I was dating a woman that was much more experienced than me. She had impecible hygiene, gave good directions and I was in love.

 

[onehunglow]

I studied the anatomy of a woman, figured out where the elusive clitoris is and then remembered Sam Kinison saying how to eat pussy.
Roll your tongue around her clit in the shapes of the letters of the Alphabet.
I didn't know I was doing it until I caught myself humming "A,B,C,D,E,F,G....."

I just found an old VHS with Sam Kinison. It was hilarious as he said you just need to lick the alphabet. I think later he said something about getting so good at it that you can go to town and write someone a letter.

 

[WoodPeckr]

If my ears are soaking does that mean I was a little too enthusiastic?

That or ya got lucky and found a squirter....

 

[harryass]

by doing it over and over and over and

 

[WoodPeckr]

Practice makes perfect....

 

[HentaiRanger]

by doing it over and over and over and

I used to lick my lady friend 40 mintue straight....while fingering her!

when I was a kid I wanted to lick pussy more than have sex.

 

[blackrock13]

the first time could be the worst... One doesn't really know how clean or bad a pussy is supposed to smell. All you know is guys in porn and everywhere do it with enthusiasm. Unlucky are those who encounter a stinky pussy on his first try and go down on it like a trooper. xDD

Huh? Old jewish proverb; Smells like chicken keep on lickin', smells like trout get the fuck out.

 

[JohnLarue]

I assume they watch it on porn first But how do they do the actual practising?......

I use to feed my pet Rotwielller a bowl of yogurt and watch his technique

 

[Ridgeman08]

when I was a kid I wanted to lick pussy more than have sex.

I guess I'm still a kid then! :eyebrows: