The fake moans and fake orgasms I can accept. It's par for the course. I know you aren't even very good at faking it, but that's OK, I still had a good time. But please draw the line at fake moaning and fake writhing.
The fake squirting goes too far. I know you're faking. I know it is not a real "squirt", I know that it's pee. In fact, I'm not even convinced there is such a thing as a real squirt, but even if there is, that's not what just happened. I'm not your first client today, you're probably a little tired, and I'm not even really trying to get you off, I'm just here to enjoy myself. So it wasn't a real squirt, what you just did was pee on me.
Please don't!
The fake squirting goes too far. I know you're faking. I know it is not a real "squirt", I know that it's pee. In fact, I'm not even convinced there is such a thing as a real squirt, but even if there is, that's not what just happened. I'm not your first client today, you're probably a little tired, and I'm not even really trying to get you off, I'm just here to enjoy myself. So it wasn't a real squirt, what you just did was pee on me.
Please don't!