My first drive by pickup ends in handjob

[Ladyraven]

So far, the only useful contribution to my thread.. if you indeed have actually tried. More details please on how you approached her, what you said, how you said... What you wear and car you drive is not as important as how you come across - friendly, or predator - like. Did you smile or did you look intense? It all matters much more what brand of car you drive IMO.
Either you said or did something really bad, or it's bullshit. I have approached hundreds of women on the street and mall, never got slapped, NOT ONCE! If they were not interested, they just walk off - even that is rare, most tries to talk to you politely at first. What did you exactly say?

I am going to Toronto more often and hope that creepy guys like yourself approach me so I CAN slap you . and I WILL

 

[Hell FirE]

So far, the only useful contribution to my thread.. if you indeed have actually tried. More details please on how you approached her, what you said, how you said... What you wear and car you drive is not as important as how you come across - friendly, or predator - like. Did you smile or did you look intense? It all matters much more what brand of car you drive IMO.
Either you said or did something really bad, or it's bullshit. I have approached hundreds of women on the street and mall, never got slapped, NOT ONCE! If they were not interested, they just walk off - even that is rare, most tries to talk to you politely at first. What did you exactly say?

I saw a little hottie running down Yonge (heading southbound) past dundas. I too was driving my sweet car in that direction. I saw her nice bootie and rolled my window down, honked the horn lightly and she ignored. I drove up again and put the "Hazard" lights on the car and approached her and said the following :

Hey hun, you seem like you are in a rush.
She replied, "Yeah can you get out of my way?" and continued walking.
I started walking a little fast too (as it was really cold) and said," You look HOT!, How about you warm me up inside my car and give me a little hand job and in return ill drop you off to ANYwhere in Toronto?"
She looked at me in my eyes and slapped me. And then continued walking.

Thats what happened with me. I was extremely polite. I guess she didnt like the HJ idea. That is the first time I got slapped on my face (other than when I was a kid by my parents)

I guess your unique way only works with you. I will however never repeat !

 

[zardoz]

I saw a little hottie running down Yonge (heading southbound) past dundas. I too was driving my sweet car in that direction. I saw her nice bootie and rolled my window down, honked the horn lightly and she ignored. I drove up again and put the "Hazard" lights on the car and approached her and said the following :

Hey hun, you seem like you are in a rush.
She replied, "Yeah can you get out of my way?" and continued walking.
I started walking a little fast too (as it was really cold) and said," You look HOT!, How about you warm me up inside my car and give me a little hand job and in return ill drop you off to ANYwhere in Toronto?"
She looked at me in my eyes and slapped me. And then continued walking.

Thats what happened with me. I was extremely polite. I guess she didnt like the HJ idea. That is the first time I got slapped on my face (other than when I was a kid by my parents)

I guess your unique way only works with you. I will however never repeat !

Okay... you did so many things wrong.... First, when she said "Can you get out of my way?" You should have just forget her and move on to the next girl, but even before that you made mistake by starting small talk with her while she is still walking. If you keep following her after she told you to piss off, it could be harassment. I get that often, I just leave, there are so many girls on the street, why persist on just one?
Okay, let me lay out the structures for you...

1. Get their attention, stop them if they are walking.
- Usually this is done by asking for direction, or asking for an opinion. I just go "Hey, excuse me? Can I ask you a quick question? Do me a favor?" When they stop walking, and turn around, then only then you go into the content - small talk or casual observation, or a joke.
- Never start asking questions while they are walking, or still doing something. always get their full attention first. This is respectful. What if someone is talking to you while you are walking? They seem crazy nuts right?

2. Small talk...
- Comment on what she is wearing, where did you get that?
- Asking about a restaurant / cafe...
- Compliment... be unique. don't just say you are beautiful.
- Ask where she is going, what does she do to keep herself busy?
- You find women of good taste on fashion / food, professional etc... attractive sort of like compliment

3. Talk about yourself to make yourself look more attractive
- From step 2, you should be able to transition into something about you know or yourself.
- common interest, or why you are looking for that particular restaurant - business meeting with some banker etc...
- oh my good friend Sarah wears the same rings as you, she says they are ....
- then talk about the time you saved

4. Closing
- From the above conversation, find out her logistics. If she is a date type, get number, invite her to a party, coffee, or some common interest activity.
- If she is not a date type, you just want some action - only then go for "let me give you a ride for hj..."


Most importantly, from the very early on, you seemed to just be following her in the car, and started talking without getting her full attention. It seems very sleazy. I always get their attention first, then I step out of the car, then start talking. I also introduce myself - and shake hand. It is all very respectful you have to keep it respectful AT VERY BEGINNING. there is no way she is going to slap you after that no matter what you say! The worst is she is shocked and walk away. Also, how was your body language? Always smile when approaching. If you smile, they will smile, almost like reflex. If you seem friendly, they will be more friendly. Never start with sleazy. I said go sexual within 5 - 10 minutes of conversation for normal pickups, maybe 2 minutes in case of drive by, but never from the get go. anyways... I hope this explains enough.

 

[ducttape]

For guys who prefer a more understated approach to picking up women, I highly recommend a book by famed author Les Nessman called The Timid Man's Guide to Getting Sloppy Seconds from Hot B-List Celebrities.

Dude, Les totally nailed Bailey and for that he deserves mad respect.

 

[assholee]

I read the whole thread... Funniest shit ever lol

 

[jenaVENOM]

Unless she was a fat, disgusting whore...
I'm going to have to go ahead and call bullshit on thsi one.
Although you have a promising career as a shitty exotic novelist

 

[ogibowt]

So far, the only useful contribution to my thread.. if you indeed have actually tried. More details please on how you approached her, what you said, how you said... What you wear and car you drive is not as important as how you come across - friendly, or predator - like. Did you smile or did you look intense? It all matters much more what brand of car you drive IMO.
Either you said or did something really bad, or it's bullshit. I have approached hundreds of women on the street and mall, never got slapped, NOT ONCE! If they were not interested, they just walk off - even that is rare, most tries to talk to you politely at first. What did you exactly say?

no..the only useful contribution to this thread was the post by Playwithvegas..because the only "real" thing on this entire thread is her chest

 

[Ladyraven]

okay... You did so many things wrong.... First, when she said "can you get out of my way?" you should have just forget her and move on to the next girl, but even before that you made mistake by starting small talk with her while she is still walking. If you keep following her after she told you to piss off, it could be harassment. I get that often, i just leave, there are so many girls on the street, why persist on just one?
Okay, let me lay out the structures for you...

1. Get their attention, stop them if they are walking.
- usually this is done by asking for direction, or asking for an opinion. I just go "hey, excuse me? Can i ask you a quick question? Do me a favor?" when they stop walking, and turn around, then only then you go into the content - small talk or casual observation, or a joke.
- never start asking questions while they are walking, or still doing something. Always get their full attention first. This is respectful. What if someone is talking to you while you are walking? They seem crazy nuts right?

2. Small talk...
- comment on what she is wearing, where did you get that?
- asking about a restaurant / cafe...
- compliment... Be unique. Don't just say you are beautiful.
- ask where she is going, what does she do to keep herself busy?
- you find women of good taste on fashion / food, professional etc... Attractive sort of like compliment

3. Talk about yourself to make yourself look more attractive
- from step 2, you should be able to transition into something about you know or yourself.
- common interest, or why you are looking for that particular restaurant - business meeting with some banker etc...
- oh my good friend sarah wears the same rings as you, she says they are ....
- then talk about the time you saved

4. Closing
- from the above conversation, find out her logistics. If she is a date type, get number, invite her to a party, coffee, or some common interest activity.
- if she is not a date type, you just want some action - only then go for "let me give you a ride for hj..."


most importantly, from the very early on, you seemed to just be following her in the car, and started talking without getting her full attention. It seems very sleazy. I always get their attention first, then i step out of the car, then start talking. I also introduce myself - and shake hand. It is all very respectful you have to keep it respectful at very beginning. There is no way she is going to slap you after that no matter what you say! The worst is she is shocked and walk away. Also, how was your body language? Always smile when approaching. If you smile, they will smile, almost like reflex. If you seem friendly, they will be more friendly. Never start with sleazy. I said go sexual within 5 - 10 minutes of conversation for normal pickups, maybe 2 minutes in case of drive by, but never from the get go. Anyways... I hope this explains enough.

lmfao

 

[Back Burner]

no..the only useful contribution to this thread was the post by Playwithvegas..because the only "real" thing on this entire thread is her chest

Hey come on!!

Next week I'm getting a Gordita/HJ combo.

 

[cute-bald]

Well I got some crazy action from 5 ladies that obviously also had a fantasy of doing such a spontanious thing. These were women in their early twenties & looked like the nite club party girl types. I see no creepyness in the adventure. What's the issue other than some gutless & perhaps jealous guys getting all roweled up?????

 

[Ladyraven]

Well I got some crazy action from 5 ladies that obviously also had a fantasy of doing such a spontanious thing. These were women in their early twenties & looked like the nite club party girl types. I see no creepyness in the adventure. What's the issue other than some gutless & perhaps jealous guys getting all roweled up?????

you are short and bald and NO FEMALE wants anything to do with you ...
Your words

 

[cute-bald]

The fact that on numerous post I mentioned i am quite athletic, in fact hard bodied & NOT fat as you claim only shows your bad attitude. Thus I would not have any interest in subjecting myself in person to your abuse. Also I shave my head which there is a % of people that think it looks just fine on a man ( & it suites my looks).

 

[cute-bald]

Possible explanation for my success in the random pick up. the women may have had a real need for the 100 & decided as a 1x thing, why not. Also I have been rated on hot or not a 7/10 which is high for hot or not. I am also athletic. NOTE : I & other short men have been at the right place & right time to " get lucky" 1x with a woman AND then find out after that she wound never date a short guy. I once had a fuck buddy who carried on with me for a while since she thought I was good & satisfied her urges while in between boy friends. We were the same height. I tried to persue a relationship. She said it had crossed her mind but she could not see herself comfortable dating a short guy. BELIEVE me the social stigma attached to short men is devastating. SOUNDS much like what many fat women go through BUT we all know it is easier for fat women to change their pathetic situation.

 

[Chivas Regal]

So this one time....at band camp, I was getting a rusty trombone from the flute player>>>>

 

[HetroGuy]

The Theory :

1. Get their attention, stop them if they are walking.
- Usually this is done by asking for direction, or asking for an opinion. I just go "Hey, excuse me? Can I ask you a quick question? Do me a favor?" When they stop walking, and turn around, then only then you go into the content - small talk or casual observation, or a joke.
- Never start asking questions while they are walking, or still doing something. always get their full attention first. This is respectful. What if someone is talking to you while you are walking? They seem crazy nuts right?

2. Small talk...
- Comment on what she is wearing, where did you get that?
- Asking about a restaurant / cafe...
- Compliment... be unique. don't just say you are beautiful.
- Ask where she is going, what does she do to keep herself busy?
- You find women of good taste on fashion / food, professional etc... attractive sort of like compliment

3. Talk about yourself to make yourself look more attractive
- From step 2, you should be able to transition into something about you know or yourself.
- common interest, or why you are looking for that particular restaurant - business meeting with some banker etc...
- oh my good friend Sarah wears the same rings as you, she says they are ....
- then talk about the time you saved

4. Closing
- From the above conversation, find out her logistics. If she is a date type, get number, invite her to a party, coffee, or some common interest activity.
- If she is not a date type, you just want some action - only then go for "let me give you a ride for hj..."

The Application:

"Hey I just want to ask you a quick question", she stops. Introduced myself, shake hand, "looks like you are in a hurry, walking so fast, I hate to see your cute little butt get slapped with a speeding ticket." She said she is late going to meet a friend, near Eatons. "oh that's like 20 minutes walk... let me take you if you give me a hj while I am driving"

So from your 1st driveby HJ - you have become a quite an expert. I guess you don't need Terb anymore since you can grab your quickies by harassing women on the street.

Listen- Guido [Zardoz - reminds me of the bad guy in a 1920's Flash Gordon series] I'm not sure that getting your 1st HJ after harassing 6 or more innocent women quite qualifies you as God's gift to women. Also you need to talk to an audience of pimply faced teenage males or shy geeks - people who have not been with a women. The other problem here is that there are real women on Terb that are horrified at the prospect of bumping into you. So you are bound to be called out by the women that you profess to know so much about.

I know that if you can draw the attention of any guy to listen to you - you will tell them that you never have to pay for sex. If that is the case - I wonder if you are on this bulletin board to find an audience because you think guys using escorts can't form relationships with women. Speaking for myself, I have absolutely no problem meeting women and I might add that my car could be a Pinto because it is never in sight when I meet women. Why Terb for me ? Because I have an S.O. but I still love the diversity of life and sexual pleasures that it offers me. Plus - I can have a mutually gratifying experience without any long term commitments (lies or implied) so basically - no harm, no foul. Summarizing: I don't want to be like YOU.

 

[zardoz]

The Theory :

The Application:
So from your 1st driveby HJ - you have become a quite an expert. I guess you don't need Terb anymore since you can grab your quickies by harassing women on the street.

Listen- Guido [Zardoz - reminds me of the bad guy in a 1920's Flash Gordon series] I'm not sure that getting your 1st HJ after harassing 6 or more innocent women quite qualifies you as God's gift to women. Also you need to talk to an audience of pimply faced teenage males or shy geeks - people who have not been with a women. The other problem here is that there are real women on Terb that are horrified at the prospect of bumping into you. So you are bound to be called out by the women that you profess to know so much about.

I know that if you can draw the attention of any guy to listen to you - you will tell them that you never have to pay for sex. If that is the case - I wonder if you are on this bulletin board to find an audience because you think guys using escorts can't form relationships with women. Speaking for myself, I have absolutely no problem meeting women and I might add that my car could be a Pinto because it is never in sight when I meet women. Why Terb for me ? Because I have an S.O. but I still love the diversity of life and sexual pleasures that it offers me. Plus - I can have a mutually gratifying experience without any long term commitments (lies or implied) so basically - no harm, no foul. Summarizing: I don't want to be like YOU.

I never claimed I don't pay for sex. I have done that a lot in the past, and will probably in the future - especially when I am tired or sick. But I have reduced much in the past year by going for normal women. Still, pickup is a lot of work, and not consistent. Just like any other sports, it requires a lot of mental and physical energy, I'd say more physical than you think - I do a lot of walking, driving, and more walking - lots of women tell me I have nice legs - it's all lean muscle due to the amount of walking I do. On top of that you have to constantly observe, think what to say, calibrate on situation and her responses, and so on. Literally you have to think on your feet. Pickup is a lot like a sports with unpredicatable opponents that's what makes it a thrill and with an end goal of getting laid of course.

It is something I was never able to appreciate before my pickup days, and a lot of you will never appreciate because you are content with status quo - having a comfortable income and tolerable job, then occasional visits to SP / MP to satisfy your sexual needs. It's fine, I am not trying to find an audience on escort review board or trying to convince anyone to "be like me" - it's better, I have less competition.

I have been using TERB for years, now I don't even read review sections anymore - I don't find it useful as most of reviews tend to recommend pros - i don't find them exciting, I look for amatuer and newbies - they are the closest thing to the regular women. I mostly use TERB on lounge section where there are lots of entertaining stories, I also like to ask advice on various things like politics, legal and financial - I find lots of bright minds on TERB as most men who are able to afford regular visits to SPs must have a good income thus good profession. I still use SP when I am too tired or sick to do pickups - I went for a couple CL girls when I had cold and pink eyes last month - not something I am too proud to admit, but when you are sick girls can smell that immediately, instantly kills my game so I had no choice. They were a lot of fun I hope they did not catch pink eyes from me I really appreciate SPs services I am not here to disrespect SPs, they are always needed.

 

[Ladyraven]

I never claimed I don't pay for sex. I have done that a lot in the past, and will probably in the future - especially when I am tired or sick. But I have reduced much in the past year by going for normal women. Still, pickup is a lot of work, and not consistent. Just like any other sports, it requires a lot of mental and physical energy, I'd say more physical than you think - I do a lot of walking, driving, and more walking - lots of women tell me I have nice legs - it's all lean muscle due to the amount of walking I do. On top of that you have to constantly observe, think what to say, calibrate on situation and her responses, and so on. Literally you have to think on your feet. Pickup is a lot like a sports with unpredicatable opponents that's what makes it a thrill and with an end goal of getting laid of course.

It is something I was never able to appreciate before my pickup days, and a lot of you will never appreciate because you are content with status quo - having a comfortable income and tolerable job, then occasional visits to SP / MP to satisfy your sexual needs. It's fine, I am not trying to find an audience on escort review board or trying to convince anyone to "be like me" - it's better, I have less competition.

I have been using TERB for years, now I don't even read review sections anymore - I don't find it useful as most of reviews tend to recommend pros - i don't find them exciting, I look for amatuer and newbies - they are the closest thing to the regular women. I mostly use TERB on lounge section where there are lots of entertaining stories, I also like to ask advice on various things like politics, legal and financial - I find lots of bright minds on TERB as most men who are able to afford regular visits to SPs must have a good income thus good profession. I still use SP when I am too tired or sick to do pickups - I went for a couple CL girls when I had cold and pink eyes last month - not something I am too proud to admit, but when you are sick girls can smell that immediately, instantly kills my game so I had no choice. They were a lot of fun I hope they did not catch pink eyes from me I really appreciate SPs services I am not here to disrespect SPs, they are always needed.

gee thanks for having NO FUCKING respect for us LADIES and not caring whether or not you make |US sick therefore forcing us to take time off because you are a asshole.. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT??????

 

[D-Fens]

This...story is clearly a work of fiction... I don't believe it for a second. The op is clearly a troll... Giving advise on how to get women into your car and posting it on TERB of all places.. LMAO Who the hell would take advise on how to pick up girls from someone who is on here? It's like asking a bald guy for hairstyle advise.

This guy is a loser with a capital L that's all I gotta say

 

[GPIDEAL]

Zardoz, why don't you put all this energy into dating someone?

How many times have you failed vs success, and why risk getting slapped, labelled, punched, or arrested?

No woman wants to be talked to like a ho, even girls in the industry (unless that's the SP's schtick off the bat or you're past the threshhold of consent as in dirty talk, roleplay or in the heat of the moment).

 

[zardoz]

gee thanks for having NO FUCKING respect for us LADIES and not caring whether or not you make |US sick therefore forcing us to take time off because you are a asshole.. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT??????

Lol! I don't think SPs take time off just because they have cold. I have caught cold from SPs before, she was coughing every 30 seconds, before the session started, I asked her if she has cold, she just said no she had allergy. it's always allergy, never admit sickness. You get paid to take such risks, and I am sure catching a cold from a client is the least thing you worry, so quit whining.