... become ? ...Okay...now this really has become a BS thread!
Of course Les Nessman ... it's always the quiet ones ..Hate to break it to you HetroGuy, but Megan Fox and Jessica Alba are two of the easiest women around... I also scored with both of them during TIFF, but I didn't have to lower myself to your level. For guys who prefer a more understated approach to picking up women, I highly recommend a book by famed author Les Nessman called The Timid Man's Guide to Getting Sloppy Seconds from Hot B-List Celebrities.
if a girl was having a 20 minute walk towards Eatons at 10pm chances are she does not belong to the most affluent circlesEither that is a lie or you got a HJ from this one:
who hasn't ?Why do I think he rubbed one out while watching a chick run towards the Eaton centre.....
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Happy Hairy Hardon Humps a Horny Hetro who Happens to Have Heavy Hooters.Hate to break it to you HetroGuy, but Megan Fox and Jessica Alba are two of the easiest women around... I also scored with both of them during TIFF, but I didn't have to lower myself to your level. For guys who prefer a more understated approach to picking up women, I highly recommend a book by famed author Les Nessman called The Timid Man's Guide to Getting Sloppy Seconds from Hot B-List Celebrities.
What a co incident!! I was driving on Steels near the pacific mall on my motor cycle behind a bus.At the next stop 376 young good looking Chinese girls got on the bus but there wasn't room for that many so one had to get off and wait for the next bus,as the bus left I pulled up and using international hand language ($40.00) asked her if she would exchange a nude reverse with happy ending for a ride.She took my money quickly which is Chinese for yes and hopped on. She was jackhammering me like there was no tomorrow as we flew along Steels,when all of a sudden I shot the mother of all loads!! the wind caught it and totally covered my visor!! I couldn,t see,I hit the brakes but she wasn't ready for this and flew off with my dick still firmly in her grip!...... She died! and they burried her with my dick still in her right hand,....and now I have to go through life dickless using mt tongue to give pleasure to all the young women I can but to this day I can't eat chinese without remembering my last handjob!
What!!!? How dare you!!i believe that both Zardoz and Back burner are full of shit and making it all up..
Wow! Amazing! What are the chances? Jessica Alba and Megan Fox on the same night. I'm going to try that tonight. I'll give you all a report tomorrow.Why would you get 7 or 8 women to decline politely for such a generous offer ? 20 minutes walk from Eaton's Centre - I'm guessing the Jarvis / St Charles area ? They do have ladies walking that neighborhood.
Now if you drove her the distance that it would have taken her to walk in 20 minutes - I'm guessing you still have a little friction burn from that HJ or lucked out at a lot of lights.
You know I believe this guy - women love a guy who takes command is sexually aggressive. It was documented by an author most guys would know little about named Herb Tarlek who worked a radio station before he wrote the Macho Man's Bible to Getting Laid By Hot Chicks. Basically he wrote that hot women are sick of the sympathetic sensitive man and prefer a macho man who can never hear the word 'No'.
I guess I can back up Zardoz story because the same thing happened to me during TIFF. So I'm cruising the downtown theatre district airing out my big erect dick. Oh, a few woman and children ran away but eventually a tall hottie not only didn't run away but came over to talk to me. I said something cool 'hey babe - you keep walking with those tits bouncing like that and you will get a ticket for looking like a street slut. She laughed at my wit .. then looked at me and my dick ... you know guys are afraid to approach me because I'm so hot but you .. you are a man and treat me like a woman.
Next thing I know she has yanked the rusty Tercel door open and jumped in beside me - but not before I see in the flickering dome light that it was none other than Megan Fox. She was on her way to her husband but obviously was not going to give up a shot at a jackpot for some wimpy girly man. She was stroking me slowly and I was going to pull off to this great spot behind the Harvey's on Jarvis when I almost got cut off by a Taxi. I told Megan 'sit' & 'stay girl' which touched off an involuntary orgasm causing her to gasp as she watched her man leave the Tercel to confront the Taxi. As the fare got out the female taxi driver started to open the door when she saw my erect penis. I said something like why risk a ticket when you can just give me your number and I might call later? She smiled 'macho hunks like you are rare' giving me her card. I was about to join Megan when a hesitate sexy voice said ' hey you - room in that car for one more?' It was Jessica Alba cradling a one year old child. 'I really need you !' she whispered. What about the kid ? She leaned into the taxi, put the kid in and gave the driver some money. 'What kid ?' We both smiled and headed back to the Tercel and 7 minutes of eternal bliss.
I discovered that when women see your naked penis in the car - they know they have found a macho guy who isn't pussy footing around. BTW: For those that believe me and want to hear me tell you more stuff that will never help your dismal lives - I am holding courses.
I can safely assume you are speaking from experience ?Just stick with the pros it's a lot easier and safer, you just have to close your eyes and imagine they are regular women.
HmmmmmmmmWhy do I think he rubbed one out while watching a chick run towards the Eaton centre.....
I think he`s talking about another thread where Zardoz rationalizes a man killing his wife.Wrong TERBite. You`re thinking of GotGusto who posted his fantasy of sex with a dead car accident victim!
NOT kidding here...
GoGusto also posted numerous times about having bbfs with pro SPs even if she is likely to have STD. Not long ago, he was complaining about burning sensation while peeing...Nope, GotGusto posted a macabre story about watching some girl leave a party/bar and ending up decapitated in a car accident. Sex with the body etc.
Searched and looks like the thread got deleted.
Seriously creeped me out and haunts me every time I see that monkey in his sig line.
LOT'S of sick fucks here...