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zardoz

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My first drive by pickup handjob

I was bored out of my mind yesterday, so I drove around asking single girls on the street if they want a ride. Bus stops, grocery store parking, college campus... I must have pulled over 7 or 8 times, no takers all politely declined, even though I drive a nice car.
So around 10 pm in the evening I was around downtown area when I saw a girl walking really fast on the street, I pulled over she stops, asked her where she is going, she ignores me at first, I stop get out of the car: "Hey I just want to ask you a quick question", she stops. Introduced myself, shake hand, "looks like you are in a hurry, walking so fast, I hate to see your cute little butt get slapped with a speeding ticket." She said she is late going to meet a friend, near Eatons. "oh that's like 20 minutes walk... let me take you if you give me a hj while I am driving" I said it with a straight face, and she was stunned. I continued with something like "It's okay, it's no big deal, I know you always wanted to do something adventurous like this out of the blue, and I think you are hot, we are both adults and no one will know about this." She said nothing, but not walking away either... just still silence. I say "actually never mind, you don't seem to be open minded as I thought you were..." As I was about to walk away.. she said "Yah". "Yah?" I turn around... She repeated "Yes" So we get into the car, she gives me HJ and I touch her breasts, she even asked me to squeeze it hard. I guess I could have asked for a bj too, but I was too horny to talk at this point. i came. got her phone number, telling her we could have a coffee sometimes to get to know each other more... I drop her off. oh yeah the "friend" she was going to meet was a guy... she messaged me a couple of times that night. end of story.

I finally realized girls hate guys beating around the bush. It always took me at least 3 dates to get sexual with a girl, or even just kiss. now I'm experimenting with start sex talk with a girl within 5 - 10 minutes of conversation, and get much more laughs from them. Albeit lowered number close ratios, but every number I do get is solid. holly shit what an experience.
 

zardoz

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Not going to reveal the exact make / model for privacy reasons, but it's an entry level of one of these: audi, bmw, mecedes, I was also sharply dressed and put on some pheromone colongue. I don't know if these things matter, but if you wanted to know.
 

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Not going to reveal the exact make / model for privacy reasons, but it's an entry level of one of these: audi, bmw, mecedes, I was also sharply dressed and put on some pheromone colongue. I don't know if these things matter, but if you wanted to know.
i have a red minivan, will that work ?
 

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Respect Zardoz. We could learn a lot from you. I always act / pretend to be a gentleman but sometimes it backfires although I have had infinite adventures. I guess some / many ladies like your approach! Hats off to u...
 

MojoRisin'

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Respect Zardoz. We could learn a lot from you. I always act / pretend to be a gentleman but sometimes it backfires although I have had infinite adventures. I guess some / many ladies like your approach! Hats off to u...
lol you actually beleive this? non respect lol
 

The Fruity Hare

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i have a red minivan, will that work ?
Even better, now you can make one of those Bang Bus type videos... "Bang in my little red minivan", because we know those videos are real and not set up!! Better yet, maybe you could pick up an entire volleyball team and get up to some youthful hijinks with them too!


Same thing happen to me is in Taco Bell. She asked what I wanted to order and I asked for a handjob
She said sure and gave me a handjob right there punching in my taco order.

Ladies love it when we're direct in this way. What could go wrong? Thanks for the post zardoz. I finally got the taco bell HJ story off my chest.
I must have gotten her on a bad day, because when I asked her, she punched me instead of my taco order!! YMMV I guess.
 

Back Burner

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I must have gotten her on a bad day, because when I asked her, she punched me instead of my taco order!! YMMV I guess.

Did you ask for a "Job" or a "Handjob". Because the former can get you a punch in the face.

Respect Zardoz. We could learn a lot from you. I always act / pretend to be a gentleman but sometimes it backfires although I have had infinite adventures. I guess some / many ladies like your approach! Hats off to u...
Have I told you my Shoppers Drug Mart Pharmacy Handjob story?
 

blackram

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Same thing happen to me is in Taco Bell. She asked what I wanted to order and I asked for a handjob
She said sure and gave me a handjob right there punching in my taco order.

Ladies love it when we're direct in this way. What could go wrong? Thanks for the post zardoz. I finally got the taco bell HJ story off my chest.
Was she able to scan the barcode on your penis properly?
 

Ceiling Cat

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What if you Clinton her sleeve and she calls the cops on you? You will be in deep DOO DOO!
 

Huron

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Did the handjob happen before or after you killed her?
 
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I find this story very creepy. I am not sure if I understood this correctly. You were bored and drove around aimlessly asking random girls if you could give them a ride?... this is how girls end up in dumpsters and ditches. You wonder why it took 7 or 8 tries....

Not going to reveal the exact make / model for privacy reasons, but it's an entry level of one of these: audi, bmw, mecedes, I was also sharply dressed and put on some pheromone colongue. I don't know if these things matter, but if you wanted to know.
I wouldnt reveal this because someone would most likely call the cops on you. This entire thread has left a terrible taste in my mouth.
 

Huron

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I find this story very creepy. I am not sure if I understood this correctly. You were bored and drove around aimlessly asking random girls if you could give them a ride?... this is how girls end up in dumpsters and ditches. You wonder why it took 7 or 8 tries....


I wouldnt reveal this because someone would most likely call the cops on you. This entire thread has left a terrible taste in my mouth.
This is all par for the course for Zardoz:

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...asking-civilian-girls-to-pose-nude&highlight=

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...-from-a-member-of-Cirque-du-Soleil&highlight=

Granted, this is the first time he has claimed to have achieved rudimentary sexual contact while utilizing his patented approach methods.
 

juanbrujo

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Either that is a lie or you got a HJ from this one:

 

FullTilt168

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My first drive by pickup handjob

I was bored out of my mind yesterday, so I drove around asking single girls on the street if they want a ride. Bus stops, grocery store parking, college campus... I must have pulled over 7 or 8 times, no takers all politely declined, even though I drive a nice car.
So around 10 pm in the evening I was around downtown area when I saw a girl walking really fast on the street, I pulled over she stops, asked her where she is going, she ignores me at first, I stop get out of the car: "Hey I just want to ask you a quick question", she stops. Introduced myself, shake hand, "looks like you are in a hurry, walking so fast, I hate to see your cute little butt get slapped with a speeding ticket." She said she is late going to meet a friend, near Eatons. "oh that's like 20 minutes walk... let me take you if you give me a hj while I am driving" I said it with a straight face, and she was stunned. I continued with something like "It's okay, it's no big deal, I know you always wanted to do something adventurous like this out of the blue, and I think you are hot, we are both adults and no one will know about this." She said nothing, but not walking away either... just still silence. I say "actually never mind, you don't seem to be open minded as I thought you were..." As I was about to walk away.. she said "Yah". "Yah?" I turn around... She repeated "Yes" So we get into the car, she gives me HJ and I touch her breasts, she even asked me to squeeze it hard. I guess I could have asked for a bj too, but I was too horny to talk at this point. i came. got her phone number, telling her we could have a coffee sometimes to get to know each other more... I drop her off. oh yeah the "friend" she was going to meet was a guy... she messaged me a couple of times that night. end of story.

I finally realized girls hate guys beating around the bush. It always took me at least 3 dates to get sexual with a girl, or even just kiss. now I'm experimenting with start sex talk with a girl within 5 - 10 minutes of conversation, and get much more laughs from them. Albeit lowered number close ratios, but every number I do get is solid. holly shit what an experience.
You are the man!

Good stuff.
 
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