So, I'm watching the opening ceremonies, waiting to be a teary-eyed, proud Canadian and instead I'm holding my head in shame.
The big, magical moment of the lighting of the cauldron, resulting in embarassing technical problems? FAIL.
Corny, Quebecois guy singing cheezy song? FAIL
Extremely awkward, fat beatnik scatting about what is Canada? FAIL
Weird squares of weat? FAIL
Celebration of every part of Canada except Ontario? FAIL
Subliminal anti-war, peace message song putting me to sleep by K.D.Lang? FAIL
CHANGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM? FAIL
Dangerous, too fast luge course? FAIL
Putting the winter Olympics in the warmest city in Canada, resulting in no snow and all rain? FAIL
The big, magical moment of the lighting of the cauldron, resulting in embarassing technical problems? FAIL.
Corny, Quebecois guy singing cheezy song? FAIL
Extremely awkward, fat beatnik scatting about what is Canada? FAIL
Weird squares of weat? FAIL
Celebration of every part of Canada except Ontario? FAIL
Subliminal anti-war, peace message song putting me to sleep by K.D.Lang? FAIL
CHANGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM? FAIL
Dangerous, too fast luge course? FAIL
Putting the winter Olympics in the warmest city in Canada, resulting in no snow and all rain? FAIL
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