The Ask-A-Hooker Thread

[genintoronto]

Since nothing is going on these days in the lounge (except the mutliple threads on Ray - really boys, let it go), I offer you the Ask A Hooker thread.

This is the place to ask those questions you've always wanted to ask your friendly hooker but never got the balls to ask. Be polite and respectful, and you may get an honest answer, free of charges. Be an ass, and you may get sarcasm or be ignored.

Of course, all hookers on board are welcome to contribute their personal take on the questions asked.

Leave your question at the beep.

*beep*

 

[beenthere123]

Hi Gen I have a few, will start with this one. As you know most men lie about the JR. What size was the smallest penis and biggest you've seen, and what do you thing the average size is.

Cheers

 

[smylee52]

Female clients

Recently had an SP tell me how much fun she was having with women as well as men clients which got me thinking how often do Sp's get solo female clients .

Is it 1 in 10 , 2 in 10 or once in a blue moon ?

 

[Carrie Moon]

female clients solo? I've had several couples over the years but in 20 years I've had 2 solo female clients. One was a gorgeous fit brunette who's husband wanted nothing to do with her bi-curious desires so she cheated! what a fool that guy was...

so for me it is once in a blue MOON

 

[genintoronto]

Smallest penis was smaller than my pinky. I felt sad for the guy. I could barely jack him off, and lets not even talk about a BJ.

Biggest was on a very cute dyke -- of the silicone variety (the cock, not the dyke). An enormous thing that I took like a champ!

Average size? I don't know. I'm not good with measurement. Probably what they say, around 6", and about 1 3/4" in girth?

 

[beenthere123]

What are hookers' biggest fear. Getting old?, getting warts? etc...

 

[beenthere123]

Have any of you ever get beat up and did you report it to the police?

 

[stinkynuts]

What races do you prefer? In order.

 

[phail]

weirdest/most unusual fetish you were asked to participate in

 

[genintoronto]

Recently had an SP tell me how much fun she was having with women as well as men clients which got me thinking how often do Sp's get solo female clients .

Is it 1 in 10 , 2 in 10 or once in a blue moon ?

I've had only one woman client on her own, and she was an ass.

She spent the first half or our date trying to convince me (*caugh* herself *caugh*) that she was straight, that she really like men, etc. Once I finally managed to get her to shut up, we did some mild pedding and kissing, and then she started talking again, this time trying to 'save' me from the 'horrors' of prostitution.

 

[silkfunkydiva]

Good thread!

weirdest/most unusual fetish you were asked to participate in

One guy wanted me to DT him till I threw up-literally.He wasn't happy till everything had come up! Yeah nice
The smallest penis?? I've seen a lot of very small ones and I mean an inch.I've seen a few 9 inches plus but the one that sticks out was one on a Cuban guy that was 2 and a half inches of girth.I had to stop half way through sex,couldnt take it any more.I felt sorry for the guy-he said it happened to him all the time!

 

[genintoronto]

What are hookers' biggest fear. Getting old?, getting warts? etc...

Getting killed. Getting raped. Getting beaten up. Getting sick.

 

[skypilot]

Whats your favorite novel?

 

[silkfunkydiva]

I've had only one woman client on her own, and she was an ass.

She spent the first half or our date trying to convince me (*caugh* herself *caugh*) that she was straight, that she really like men, etc. Once I finally managed to get her to shut up, we did some mild pedding and kissing, and then she started talking again, this time trying to 'save' me from the 'horrors' of prostitution.

LMAO! Have you ever had guys try and 'talk you out of it' too?

 

[toughb]

Since nothing is going on these days in the lounge (except the mutliple threads on Ray - really boys, let it go), I offer you the Ask A Hooker thread.

This is the place to ask those questions you've always wanted to ask your friendly hooker but never got the balls to ask. Be polite and respectful, and you may get an honest answer, free of charges. Be an ass, and you may get sarcasm or be ignored.

Of course, all hookers on board are welcome to contribute their personal take on the questions asked.

Leave your question at the beep.

*beep*

***

zig heil mein fuhrer

...

 

[Carrie Moon]

Have any of you ever get beat up and did you report it to the police?

nope..

weirdest/most unusual fetish you were asked to participate in

Mother and son wanted a 3 some with me (not sure if they actually were or not).. I did not participate

fears? same as Gen's

 

[genintoronto]

What races do you prefer? In order.

I'm an equal opportunity hooker. That being said, the asshole/trouble clients I've had were disproportionatly white.

weirdest/most unusual fetish you were asked to participate in

To lick a "cum-sicle". The client had frozen his cum into a homemade "popsicle".

 

[smylee52]

Do SP's hobby with other SP's

We often read posts from the ladies on this board how they find other SP's hot and they've put them on their TDL . Do Sp's actually pay to have sex with an SP they are attracted to ?

 

[phail]

To lick a "cum-sicle". The client had frozen his cum into a homemade "popsicle".

oh yeah, i forgot about that!! (i now recall it being mentioned before)
thats messed up.

 

[onthebottom]

Have you ever become romantically attached / attracted to a client?

OTB