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maryland

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Ladies and gentlemen,


The US is bracing again for another category 4 hurricane this week.
How many more billions of dollars in damages this time.
My question is this:

What are the things in Canada that can be considered as weapons of mass hurricanes, since we don't have Katrina or Rita to worry about ?

1. TERBites go on a lockout against all the SPs and see how long it is going to last ?
Who can give up first ?

2. Canada is becoming US 51st state ?

3. Quebec is mounting a successful takeover of Ontario ?

4. All French girls sue TERBites in Canada Supreme Court ?

5. The government is dissolved ?

6. Parliament banning escorts forever ?

7. An epidemic in diseases ?
 
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Morgan, that would be a good name for a hurricane. I'd evacuate if I were maryland.
 
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Svend said:
Morgan, that would be a good name for a hurricane. I'd evacuate if I were maryland.
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Svend, are you suggesting that the name "Morgan" is a good name for a hurricane or that "fuckwit" is a good name for a hurricane. Personally I kind of like "fuckwit".
 
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Yeah, that's it!
I meant "fuckwit"!

< hopes this saves me from Morgan's unmerciful wrath :eek: >
 
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Why bother? She already gets all the freebees she wants :p
 
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you are so mistaken that canada doesn't have to worry about hurricanes. Atlantic Canada has experience hurricanes before, and by freak of nature Pacific canada might experience Typhoons someday
 
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benn said:
you are so mistaken that canada doesn't have to worry about hurricanes. Atlantic Canada has experience hurricanes before, and by freak of nature Pacific canada might experience Typhoons someday
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Just the Atlantic and Pacific?

What about Toronto??

pics http://images.google.ca/images?svnum=10&hl=en&q=hurricane+hazel+toronto&spell=1

"Hurricane Hazel was the worst hurricane of 1954...

Moving very rapidly, it ran into a cold air mass over Ontario, Canada and gave up its rain. By midnight on the 15th a historic210 millimetres of rain fell on the watersheds of the Don and Humber rivers and the Etobicoke and Mimico creeks. Mountainous waves lashed the shoreline of Lake Ontario .

The flash flooding that followed destroyed 20 bridges , killed 81 people, including five firemen who died inrescue attempts, and left about 2000 families homeless. A wall of water rushing down the Humber River swept away a full block ofhomes on Raymore Drive, and killed 32 sleeping residents in a period of one hour. Monetary damages in the Toronto area were estimated at $25 million (in 1954 Canadian dollars)."

http://www.anoca.org/carolina/th/hurricane_hazel.html

"On Oct. 15, 1954, the most famous hurricane in Canadian history struck Southern Ontario. Hurricane Hazel pounded the city of Toronto with 110 km/hr winds and more than 200 millimetres of rain in less than 24 hours. Bridges and streets were washed out, homes and trailers were washed into Lake Ontario. Thousands were left homeless, and 81 were killed – 35 of them on one street alone."

http://archives.cbc.ca/IDD-1-70-77/disasters_tragedies/huricane_hazel/
 
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WhOiSyOdAdDy? said:
Just the Atlantic and Pacific?

What about Toronto??

pics http://images.google.ca/images?svnum=10&hl=en&q=hurricane+hazel+toronto&spell=1

"Hurricane Hazel was the worst hurricane of 1954...

Moving very rapidly, it ran into a cold air mass over Ontario, Canada and gave up its rain. By midnight on the 15th a historic210 millimetres of rain fell on the watersheds of the Don and Humber rivers and the Etobicoke and Mimico creeks. Mountainous waves lashed the shoreline of Lake Ontario .

The flash flooding that followed destroyed 20 bridges , killed 81 people, including five firemen who died inrescue attempts, and left about 2000 families homeless. A wall of water rushing down the Humber River swept away a full block ofhomes on Raymore Drive, and killed 32 sleeping residents in a period of one hour. Monetary damages in the Toronto area were estimated at $25 million (in 1954 Canadian dollars)."

http://www.anoca.org/carolina/th/hurricane_hazel.html

"On Oct. 15, 1954, the most famous hurricane in Canadian history struck Southern Ontario. Hurricane Hazel pounded the city of Toronto with 110 km/hr winds and more than 200 millimetres of rain in less than 24 hours. Bridges and streets were washed out, homes and trailers were washed into Lake Ontario. Thousands were left homeless, and 81 were killed – 35 of them on one street alone."

http://archives.cbc.ca/IDD-1-70-77/disasters_tragedies/huricane_hazel/
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Are you saying Dwight D. Sent the hurricane???
 
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maryland

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Paradise ? Heaven ?

So Canada is truly a paradise, heaven since nobody can come up with something that are comparable to Katrina and Rita.
Icestorms and the other things people mentioned are not comparable to Katrina and Rita.

So when are we going to celebrate our good fortunes ?
Take in more SPs from the other countries, like what the Immigration Board are planning to do ?
They are planning to taake in more professsions that Canada has job openings, like SPs!!!!
TERBites are really lucky @#$%!!!!
 
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WhOiSyOdAdDy?

maryland said:
Icestorms and the other things people mentioned are not comparable to Katrina and Rita.
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Really?

If you put things in perspective, Maryland, which I know may be difficult for you. I think that in 1954, in a country with a much smaller economy and population than the USA, 81 people dead and 2000 families left homeless, in one event... in Toronto is as or even more significant an event than Rita

$25 million in 1954.. I think is worth approx $200 million today
 
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Svend said:
Morgan, that would be a good name for a hurricane. I'd evacuate if I were maryland.
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The advice is gratuitous. Anytime a lout expresses its mind it is an evacuation in both the medical and biblical sense.
 
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maryland said:
1. TERBites go on a lockout against all the SPs and see how long it is going to last ?
Who can give up first ?
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This will definitely never happen. The TERBite's would cross the picket-line's in less than 24 hours.

maryland said:
2. Canada is becoming US 51st state ?
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This also will never happen. But Canada will become part of the USA within the next 100-200 years. Expect the US to make every province a state, and give those territories to Russia.

maryland said:
3. Quebec is mounting a successful takeover of Ontario ?
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Yeah, not even in your wildest dreams. I do hope though that they deploy all those French-Canadian SP's, MPA's and strippers here to takeover our sex industry.

Ciao,

VT
 
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benn said:
you are so mistaken that canada doesn't have to worry about hurricanes. Atlantic Canada has experience hurricanes before, and by freak of nature Pacific canada might experience Typhoons someday
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We are too occupied with gay marriages to worry about hurricanes.
 
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booboobear said:
We are too occupied with gay marriages to worry about hurricanes.
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And don't forget Govenor Generals who aren't Canadian and spend hordes of cash on clothes etc.
 
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