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fjdude

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Ok before anyone laughs i am experiencing some testicular and abdominal pain due to excessive masturbation. I was reading some website about how males can achieve multiple orgasms without ejaculating. Apparently one is supposed to stop wanking before reaching climax and keep doing so repeatedly. I was doing this for about 2 hours and didn't ejaculate and now I have developed this pain in my balls and lower abdomen. I want to know if anyone has ever experienced this before and whether I should see a doctor coz its been hurting for atleast an hour. Also I have to bend forward while walking to ease the pain.

Need help :eek:
 
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Goober Mcfly

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*breathes*

*pause*

*reads original post again*

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DATYdude

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Common affliction:

"Blue balls" - and it sounds like you have it pretty bad. Note sure of the cure other than waiting it out, maybe a cold shower helps. You're lucky you've never had it before.
 
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fjdude said:
Ok before anyone laughs i am experiencing some testicular and abdominal pain due to excessive masturbation. I was reading some website about how males can achieve multiple orgasms without ejaculating. Apparently one is supposed to stop wanking before reaching climax and keep doing so repeatedly. I was doing this for about 2 hours and didn't ejaculate and now I have developed this pain in my balls and lower abdomen. I want to know if anyone has ever experienced this before and whether I should see a doctor coz its been hurting for atleast an hour. Also I have to bend forward while walking to ease the pain.

Need help :eek:
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I guess going to HFH is out of the question?
 
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Bobzilla

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You're in Antarctica...try some ice.
 
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learningtoplay

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I have a friend, who went to some "Natural healer" about a lack of energy and focus. The natural healer prescribed that he jerk off and stop just before ejaculating. My friend tried it and then complained of lower abdominal pain and sore testicles. That was 10 years ago and we still laugh about it.
I fugure that he was luckier with girls than we were in high school, because he didn't recognize the symtoms.
P.S. He retained his energy and focus when he gave up on the herb.
 
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lickrolaine

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Is your eyesite still ok,?
 
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fjdude

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It still hurts. In fact I haven't been able to stand up straight for quite a while. I might develop a hunchback at this rate.

Here I am in suffering and all Goober can do is laugh.
 
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elmo

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fjdude said:
It still hurts. In fact I haven't been able to stand up straight for quite a while. I might develop a hunchback at this rate.

Here I am in suffering and all Goober can do is laugh.
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Goober isn't the only one...
 
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Big Sleazy

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Jack off already ! It will relieve the pressure. Then run outside and dip your bag in the snow !

BS

PS: I'm laughing as well.
 
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fjdude said:
It still hurts. In fact I haven't been able to stand up straight for quite a while. I might develop a hunchback at this rate.

Here I am in suffering and all Goober can do is laugh.
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That IS the funny Goober then?
 
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wrong hole

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dude

you got too much jizz trapped in your nut sac or you were constantly banging your balls while stroking

release already
 
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Goober Mcfly

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wrong hole said:
dude

you got too much jizz trapped in your nut sac or you were constantly banging your balls while stroking

release already
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Either that, or he has the dildo shoved too far up his ass.
 
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Goober Mcfly

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fjdude said:
It stopped hurting now. The trick is to lie in the foetal position till the pain subsides.
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*guffaw*

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wrong hole

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fjdude said:
The trick is to lie in the foetal position till the pain subsides.
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what is the foetal position?
 
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