Ottawa MP Wish List....

FunJay

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Just a few rambling thoughts regarding some MPs around town, the good, the bad, and the ugly.....no offence meant, just my own personal opinions, experiences, and suggestions. Please, no flames. But please, do share if you have some other stories.....

1. Dear Asian massage 256 Bank St: When I call and ask for a specific MPA, please please please do not tell me she is working, if she is not!! Twice now i have shown up at your establishment expecting to see my favorite, only to be told "she just left" or "she just stepped out". Rubbish! Just fess up, and tell me when she will be there! I would have waited a day to come in, but now....not so sure.......

2. Dear Acqua studio spa on Booth: When i show up at the door to see one of my favorite MPAs, please do not tell me that "We are only doing Duos tonight"....even after I call to verify who is working!! For me, the duos just aren't as good as a nice, sensual, single session, with my favorite. I realize business may not be that great, but please don't snooker me into taking a duo, when I really don't want to!! Other than that, I do like your establishment!

3. Dear Body Baiscs on St-Laurent: I have had some good sessions at your place, but to the elderly woman who is either the owner or manager, please do not aproach me when I am leaving to verify how much I have paid, and almost chase me down the stairs! More than once! I have been there before, and am not ripping you off!! You scare me!!

4. Dear Ocean Wave on O'Connor: Please answer your phone!! And please standardize your prices!! You are all over the map in terms of service provided, and price. Consistency is key. You are confusing me, and making me nervous.....and please try to be open during regular business hours.....

5. Dear Ting Ting at 371 Somerset!! Please, let me know why you keep leaving the big jug of lotion between my legs when you leave the room!!! LOL.

Enjoy guys! Keep the reviews coming......
Jay.
 

RemyMartin

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6. Dear Michelle at Donald : Please don't put your finger inside my a-hole because I am no a gay. but anyway I will not repeat, you are not my style.
 

RemyMartin

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RemyMartin said:
6. Dear Michelle at Donald : Please don't put your finger inside my a-hole because I am no a gay. but anyway I will not repeat, you are not my style.
I mean Pauline at Michelle
 

Bluenose

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FunJay said:
3. Dear Body Baiscs on St-Laurent: I have had some good sessions at your place, but to the elderly woman who is either the owner or manager, please do not aproach me when I am leaving to verify how much I have paid, and almost chase me down the stairs!

That's pretty funny. She did it to me too a couple of years ago and I never went back. Just too weird for words.
 

ivanatinkle

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this is hilarious

Man is this ever hilarious - all we need now is for someone to print all these comments and leave copies at each establishment :D
Somehow though I don't think it will matter as these places seem to survive even with all the seemingly bad service they offer their clients.
 

Bluenose

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To all MP owners - please provide clean DRY dressing gowns for visits to the shower. Nothing worse than finding the dressing gown is a little moist right at crotch level.
 

ivanatinkle

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Following on the last post

the MPA attendants in question should try to do something constructive with all their free time (like perhaps watch Martha Stewart and get some cleaning tips and keep the establishments cleaner)
:D
You may be rewarded with more business !
 

FunJay

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To the 'other' attendant at Michele's on Donald last week: when I am finished my session with someone I have pre-booked and arranged with, please don't meet me in the lobby and hassle me regarding how I "was almost in there for one hour, and need to pay for the full hour". first of all, it wasn't a full hour, you even admitted so, so why charge me extra? Secondly, it is not your concern, i was booked with someone else, and yes, we did go over by 10 minutes, because I did take a shower while there. Mind your own business!!
The crazy part is, I had a great time, but it is episodes like this that make my leery of going back!!
 

ncn2004

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I thought I would bring this thread back.. It is productive and funny at the same time...

Lets have a second round!
 

yak2432

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langeweile said:
To all MP"s Please..do more body slides...
I have NEVER had a BS from any MP in Ottawa. Closest was with Missy at Angel's Touch but all she did was just drag those big jugs of hers down my back. By the way Gmuo, clean out you PM box. For the spreadsheet, she is no longer at either Angel's Touch or Acqua and hasn't been for awhile. Can anyone tell who gives a good BS in Ottawa?
 

antlerman

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Yes!!!!!

Jasmin offers a great BS.........mind you she is a very sexy slim and petite lady.....
 

ncn2004

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dear body basics - please remove wall clocks from the rooms as the girls pay more attention to them and not the client!
 
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