Why my FB won't have Anal Sex with me...

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IndianDude

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So I was talking to my Fuck buddy, trying to convince her to let me preform anal sex on her....she told me No!!!
After some more talk she tells me
" I don't want to do it with you because I'm afraid I might like it"
I fell on the floor laughing!!!!!
 
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indiandude said:
so i was talking to my fuck buddy, trying to convince her to let me preform anal sex on me....she told me no!!!
After some more talk she tells me
" i don't want to do it with you because i'm afraid i might like it"
i fell on the floor laughing!!!!!
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yikes!!!
 
I thought this was going to be a joke about Facebook!

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Because she might like it too much? WTF does that mean? Sorry, dude. That's not a good reason.
 
moresex4me said:
Because she might like it too much? WTF does that mean? Sorry, dude. That's not a good reason.
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Sheesh, you have to remember you're dealing with women here...it doesn't have to make sense.......haven't you learned that yet? lol....

I know I know, it took me about 15 yrs to learn that so don't feel bad.
 
IndianDude said:
So I was talking to my Fuck buddy, trying to convince her to let me preform anal sex on her....she told me No!!!
After some more talk she tells me
" I don't want to do it with you because I'm afraid I might like it"
I fell on the floor laughing!!!!!
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I thought you were referring to Fozzie Bear. I was getting a whole different image of the muppets.
 
Brill said:
Reassure her that the first time will be painful and she won't like it.
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LOL!
YMMV here.

For some gals, the first time isn't painful at all.....:cool:
 
genintoronto said:
You could offer to take it up the bum from her first. Then show her that it's feasible to like something and keep on with your life as usual.
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At the risk of sounding left of Oldjones, this is not a bad idea. Every male who is desires anal should be a receiver at least once if they want to become a good pitcher.

Hint, progressively sized attachments is a must :D
 
I told how about I promise you won't like it as much as you think....
Nope that didn't work....
Have to work on a new game plan.

There is no way I'm taking anything up the Bum.
 
genintoronto said:
You could offer to take it up the bum from her first. Then show her that it's feasible to like something and keep on with your life as usual.
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But you have to use a dildo that's at least as big as you, or it doesn't count.
 
train said:
At the risk of sounding left of Oldjones, this is not a bad idea. Every male who is desires anal should be a receiver at least once if they want to become a good pitcher.

Hint, progressively sized attachments is a must :D
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That would be a no . I found listening to your partner works fine . Not judging just saying there are some of us left , even on this ultra progressive , very few limits forum that think of a man being taken anally as very unerotic .

Just providing a different perspective so those with a little weaker character don't go out and get pegged because they think everyone's doing it and end up regretting the experience .

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If you truly love her and she says "no"... then the answer is no.

If she's not sure... then make a deal with her. You can bang her in the ass if she can bang you in the ass with a strap on.

Then you can both sit around afterwards with sore asses and share your experiences.

It's only fair... right? :D
 
smylee52 said:
That would be a no . I found listening to your partner works fine . Not judging just saying there are some of us left , even on this ultra progressive , very few limits forum that think of a man being taken anally as very unerotic .

Just providing a different perspective so those with a little weaker character don't go out and get pegged because they think everyone's doing it and end up regretting the experience .

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My earlier comment was a bit tongue-in-cheek.

Obviously, you shouldn't take it up the bum from her if you're not into it. But for the same obvious reasons, she shouldn't take it up the bum for you if she's not into it.

That being said, there was some serious suggestion in my comment: if you want your partner to indulge you in your sexual desire/fantasy, a good way to get there is to open your mind (and body ;)) to indulge her/him in their own desire/fantasy.

So, you want her to take it up the bum for you? She may be more receptive to the idea if you try asking her what she would like you to do for her first.
 
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