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Tianjn said:

Exclamation For Newbies - Be Careful What you Post
.. when it comes to licensed Massage Parlours. Posting prices and detailed information can get a license parlour in trouble.

The by-law is different for every district. For example, if you go to a parlour in Mississauga, it is legal for the girls to give a nude massage, however, a parlour in Vaughan or Richmond Hill, it is not legal. So... before you post a review.. think about this.

Also.. if you are getting more than what you should at a massage parlour.. posting it here will only invite trouble to that specific person and/or establishment; use your private messaging for this.

Be careful who you give details to via pm. Ask yourself, 'is this person a known hobbyist?' or 'has this person posted reviews in the past?'

With the internet age changing the Adult Industry.. law enforcement is monitoring just as wel

No where in my review do I discuss this stuff mentioned here. I hope your joking lol.

PS was that you I saw coming when I was leaving tonight ha ha

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Swingdancer said:

I was compared to a golf course at some point. lol They were so classy they made me fall in love with the creative gents that wrote them. Those were the good old terb days. Calloway how are your research skills? Can you pull any good ones out.

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anselmo said:

sunny and warm day it was today, and I felt great, so I packed my golf clubs and off to KR I went to play a new course. This was a prestigious, private course that has limited tee-off times and where golfers are pre-screened and asked by invitation only to play, and then they become part of an elite, small group of members who can play again. Off I went to play the elusive Jersey Golf and Country Club. As soon as I arrived there I felt welcomed, I was greeted in a friendly environment as if I have been there before, I felt at home. I was told by others who played this course that it is a bit reserved and plays a little timid at first, boy were they wrong. There is nothing timid or reserved about this course. Within minutes of arriving for my tee-off time, the course opened up. The obstacles on the course were quickly and willingly removed along with the cover on the putting green, to reveal a short but amazing tight layout, my kind of course and she was ready, willing and able to be challenged.
I staked out the course first, short fairway with a couple of small mounds, nothing to difficult to overcome, but I knew my shots would have to be accurate cause it was tight, so I would have to stay in bounds or be penalized severely. The greens were beautiful with some interesting undulations, and they were compact, clean, and very smooth, some short fringe but nothing to worry about. I went down to take a closer look, read the slopes, and noticed the moisture content was very high, so I took a few short putts to get used to the slickness and I quickly adapted to the situation, and took some practice wedge shots ( I cheated and used a hand wedge, LOL, to see how the water would effect my game). The course was ready to play!


I took my driver with the big head and I was quickly told that this course is sensitive to large divots and to go easy with my swing. The ball washer on this course is excellent, special care was taken to ensure every part of the balls were extra clean. Also the balls were kept warm to ensure maximum performance. This course also had caddys, as they were checking out my club with oversize gribs. They explored the club to see ensure proper balance between shaft and head and also to ensure I played a safe game.

I then took a few practice swings to get a feel of the course, then I was ready to let one rip. I noticed the course really gribs your club when you swing, so I had to be precise with my shots. I wanted to swing from the rear of the green to get a different perspective and I was not disappointed, what a fabulous view of this course from that angle! OMG!

I took a backswing and let loose a big swing and I drove the green, in fact to the back of the green. I was so excited at my shot that I started to yell and scream in ecstacy but I was quickly reminded that this course is respectful of the gallery. What? I never heard of this where the golfers had to respect the gallery, but the gallery was being loud and noisy as I was shooting. Such are the rules on this course, always be respectful of others.

Other rules on this course is no entrance to the club from the rear door, or you are out of bounds, especially if you try to enter with big headed clubs. There is a two stroke penalty if you go out of bounds, and you risk not playing there again. The two stroke penalty I could handle cause the more strokes the better, LOL, however I wanted to score well and return to play another day, so I played within the rules.


After the game, I ventured to the 19th hole for a little chit chat and some good times. A great feature offered on this course is a thorough massage and I took advantage to loosen up and relieve the stress after an intense game.

What a wonderful course, those that are privileged to play here will be rewarded with a unique experience. Others will have to settle with stories of great shots from those that have played it.

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calloway said:

Located in the heart of Kitchener-Waterloo, this spectacular Calloway designed championship course boasts challenging holes and gorgeous natural views. The timid need not apply.

An all-natural redheaded setting that includes breathtaking scenery, this course has received rave reviews for her layout. Golfers will be impressed on how well maintained she is... with her green shaved closely and manicured to perfection. The Red Jenna course has become an official stop on 2004 Terb Pro Tour.

Majestic views are trademarks of this golf course. One requires the use of their driver if they hope to conquer her. This course is well bunkered in strategic landing areas and around the green. This superbly crafted championship course will satisfy most special needs. Her playable and receptive fairways will accommodate various handicaps; challenging the low handicappers, while entertaining the recreational player. This course calls for accuracy off the tee and a delicate touch on undulating, elevated greens. You'll rediscover golf as it was meant to be played and you'll quickly know why she was named among the "Top Three Destinations in KW".

Many of her assets will imprint themselves on the golfer's mind and provide for a spectacular finish. With dramatically raised tees and deep hazards, Red Jenna has a style all to her own; but every bit as serene and magnificent as her sister course... Nikita.

Hole 1: 484 yard, dogleg right, par 5 that is easily reachable in two. Provides you with plenty of breathing room for a good start to your round.

Hole 2: What a way to start your day. This dogleg right par 5 will get your undivided attention. The drive is easy, it's the second shot that will scare you to death. Lay up to avoid disaster. If you're short, you're in big trouble.

Hole 6: 143 yards, over a wetland to a large green with two deceptive natural slopes. Only the brave try the 239-yard Black tees here.

Hole 7: An Audubon treasure. Requires a 180 carry over a beautiful marsh from an elevated tee. The green will blow your mind. Two-tiered wonder.

Hole 8: The 445 yard, par 4. If long and uphill is beautiful to you, you'll fall in love with her. Once you get to the dance floor, you'll be amazed by the undulation.

Hole 9: Offers you an excellent chance to finish on a positive note, making you to want to come back for more.

Hole 13: This short par 4 of 338 yards is your best chance. Spacious, soft fairway. Might want to try the bump-and-run on the approach.

Hole 14: The 398-yard, par-4 is a shot makers dream or nightmare. Everything left off the tee spells disaster. The downhill fairway gives way to a severely sloping green that is extremely difficult from above the hole.

Hole 16: 492 yard par 5. Prevailing wind is behind you as you tee off to the widest fairway on the course. Long hitters can reach in two; short hitters have an easy lay up with a very receptive green.

Hole 17: 135 yard par three. Play carefully as this green has two tiers. A front left pin location can yield the elusive hole in one with the fortunate roll back down the slope.

Hole 18: The closing 18th. If you have the courage to bust a driver off the tee, then go for it and she'll reward you nicely.


Clubhouse: A beautiful structure perched taller than most of her clients. Difficult to find a better view or dining facilities anywhere.

Practice Facilities: Exquisite. Large tee box, accurate distance on the target greens and don't forget to play a round on the unique putting green.

Services: Friendly and knowledgeable. Jenna goes out of her way to make you feel "upscale" even though the green fees are quite reasonable. A thinker's course. Very clean and well kept.

Ammunition Required: I suggest you keep at least 1 extra ball in your bag, plus the two you're playing with.

Don't Be Afraid Of The Traps: Just follow through and the ball comes out with ease.

Speed of Play: 1 hour - $120

Here's what the hobbyists have been saying:

• "She is always fast and in great shape. Fairways are well watered and soft"?
• "A truly superb course that is so competitively priced"?
• "A must play course on any trip to the Kitchener Waterloo area. Still head and shoulders above the other courses"?
• "A pleasure to play. Fairways and Greens were magnificent. I have played there 3 years running and will be playing there again in November"?
• "Very memorable hospitality and the company was a pure joy"?
• "Beautiful setting, great conditions, a true test for hobbyists of all abilities"?
• "Without a doubt the best course I have ever played. Perfect condition from tee to green and exceptional value for money"

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Tianjn said:

Ok my next MP review in Guelph/KW section........


Leafs suck.

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NiteFever said:

and... she already has a new guy, 16 years her senior... there are many reasons i left her, unfortunately i had to give up that sweet sweet tight kitty... i miss her/it terribly... but some things are not meant to be.

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