SP for expecting couple

I loved fucking my ex when she was preggers....those hormones gave her some of the best orgasms ever. She went into labour after one of them and it was hilarious when the young intern, on his first day in OB, was asking us the questions...."When was your last period? Uhmm, err,, when did you last have intercourse" He turned beet red when my ex said "3 hours ago"

I'll eat you forever...but you will have to do your hubby.

Why so angry?

dynamicduo2008 said:

Your post definately indicates why she is now your "ex"... my wife is the most sexiest thing on the planet but has no tolerance for morons like you.

And Tourretes is not applicable to typing a keyboard, nice try.

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Whoa dynamic, why so prickly?
The post was not offensive and did not merit that kind of venom.
Good luck on your quest but I sure wouldn't be interested in helping out somebody who is such a .......

Wow, you are WAY too sensitive for this place. You might want to reconsider your request - or at least the forum you seek it on...

Kiarra, why bother responding or continuing to ask questions of Mr. Stick-Up-The-Ass? Could you imagine doing a threesome with them? <Shudder.>

My advice to you, dynamicduo2008, is to relax a little bit - a lot, in fact. You will find no better source of information on the sex industry in the GTA than TERB. If you had bothered even reading a handful of threads, you would notice that beneath the thin veneer of silliness, whining, bitterness and baseless opinions is a wealth of information and a LOT of people who try to help out those who are navigating the waters of the hobby.

I will not take sides on what is right or not, or rude or not but I think I would like to point out to KWI one interesting thing that you may have misread

dynamicduo2008 said:

... perform massage and happy ending services for me while my husband watches, and once I am done than service him to make him happy.

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Clearly this is the lady making the request and not the male

KWI said:

Now being an SP myself, I would never contact you or your wife.

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Ooops

KWI said:

And being a new member, judging someone else so fast when it is very easy for others to judge you and wife is not going to help in your quest with anyone who is of quality and professionalism.

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and Ooops again

Come on - she's pregnant - so it must be the hormones making her *itchy.

Dodger: your points are valid, however post #3 ("...my wife is the most sexiest thing on the planet but has no tolerance for morons like you.") seems to indicate they might be tag-teaming on the posting here, or hubby was trying to set this up all along.

Regardless of who is doing the typing, it's pretty clear 'they' haven't grasped the concepts of sarcasm or signature lines, and probably shouldn't expect a favorable response from any SPs on the board.

dynamicduo2008 said:

Yes. I guess you are right. I will look to find a more proefessional forum or contact an agency directly and make my request. Thanks!

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See ya, and don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

They are new here with 5 posts and 4 of them were ragging on the other guys posts. Oh well, it takes all kinds.

dynamicduo2008 said:

Thanks for all your posts.

KWI... I didn't take any offense regarding another man pleasing my wife.

Spike... yes, we are both here on the forum since we stay and play together.

Dodger... my wife and I have had the pleasure of SPs in the past (weekend trips to Niagara Falls!) and so we thought that maybe we could have a lovely lady join us and give my wife a nice, warm, nude, pleasurable body massage to help get the kinks out, and why not enjoy some fun at the same time. I proposed this to her as a gift. Whether or not I partake is not on the agenda (though of course...)

maxwellsmart... we have received PM from SPs that feel same way about some of the remarks made by certain Terbites that have waaaay too much time on their hands...

Herodotus... (he must be rolling in his grave) thanks for the advice. There is no stick up my ass. Though next time you and your wife have a threesome try a finger up yours while being blown by the other... Something to be said about that P-gland in there...!!!

Mr. Piggy... we think we will stay here. This is too much fun.

BTW... thanks to the SPs that have responded via PM!!!!

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Can we assume that,

"All's well tha ends well?"

I hope so.

Dear dynamicduo...

I have read your post with great interest.

Being in a wheelchair, and leader of a Swedish boy band, gives me the privilege of having ties to many powerful people in the sex industry like my dear friend Larry Flynt. He is wheelchair bound as well as you may know.

Larry and I have a proposal for the both of you, I will service the both of you in exchange for this encounter to be published in Hustler magazine in order to get good publicity for myself and my boy band. A feel good story if you will.

I will find time this weekend in between banging groupies to service your expecting wife with a prolonged tantric period of ecstasy performing acts that should only be discussed at the time of meeting.

I have been know to make women convulse in orgasmic seizure's for up to seventeen hours, this is a documented fact. I will of course tone this back in consideration of your wifes condition in the interest of safety.

Only if hubby is somewhat effeminate, and ample supplies of Absolut Kurant are on hand, I will bang him in the bottom in order to be fair that the lady does not receive the only spiritual out of body experience with the rolling hunk from Sweden.

I myself am aware of the powers of the "P" gland. I receive a bi monthly Russian prostate exam from my favourite MP in Oshawa while she sucks my nipple and I release unnatural amounts of jit with my gifted hand of sexual powers like it's nobody's business.

This is a limited time offer as I do not like to waste my precious time on fine escort review boards such as this with mindless banter.

Just be forewarned this may be a catalyst for divorce as the two of you will more than likely no longer desire ho hum sex with one another after your have been with a man of my sexual captivity.

Dajado I fucking near pissed myself laughing

Dear dynamicduo...

Perhaps it is wise I don't service the both of you.

Your new bundle of joy is best served with the two of you together in a loving relationship that you both obviously share. That relationship would inevitably dissolve after a sexual revelation with a man of my charisma. I've seen this happen dozens of times with couples who have invited me to share their most intimate moments and they realize their sex lives pail in comparison.

Good luck with your search, please let us know what happens, my best wishes to mom and the little one during the delivery.

Oh and by the way, I wish to apologize for the abrasive manner in which you have both been treated by the others in this thread whom I will not name due to the fact I am a gentleman, unlike them and her. Newbies such as yourselves deserve some slack.

Unfortunately there are people in this section who have a reputation for causing problems and instigating drama for their twisted amusement. Just ignore their negativity as I and others do that are just here to help their fellow hobbyist navigate through muddy waters.

God bless.

Dear dirk...

I have shown Larry your recent reviews and he was impressed enough to consider offering you a position at Hustler.

Your use of hardcore descriptives such as...

"I bust a nut all over their tits as they talk dirty..."

"I ease my root into her and start pounding her from behind."

...refering to your privates as cock, balls, and pole shows you are hardcore and, with a bit of polish, may have a future with his organization.

If you are interested Larry will send his private jet to Oshawa Municipal Airport and fly you down to Larry Flynt Publications in Beverly Hills for contact negotiations.

Now fuck off the three of you I've got people to bang.

Thanks Daj, I do appreciate you talking to Larry for me. I am a little hardcore and would love the opportunity that Mr. Flynt could provide for me. Let me know when to meet him at OMA. Oh, BTW are you accompanying us, as his jet is obviously made for the handicaped, it would be a cinch for you to come along.

Isn't there some terb rule about one person per account?

if there isn't, there should be.