Well after a long time I finally decided to visit a massage place. I know we always say to visit an sp instead but I thought what the hell.
I first made an attempt at the Oriental massage on King St. near Rockway Restaurant. Well my regular attendant MIMI was not working so I decided to move on. I next drove to the Oriental massage in the Country Hill Plaza behind the Dominos. Kind of out of the way which is always nice.
I was greeted by Li. She is very pretty, lean build, nice facial features, Vietnamese, small breasts, nice smile and spoke very very little english. She wore black tight pants a tight shirt, nothing really exciting. I inquired on the price and after several attempts I thought I understood $60 for 45 minutes. My gut reaction was that she was not comfortable, maybe thought I was LE or something. Maybe just an over reaction. Offcourse the standard question of "YOU BEEN HERE BEFORE"? I don't lie, it usually leads to more questions that you have to lie to. So this probably slowed things down considerably. She showed me to my room.
I put an additional $20 on the table hoping my goodwill would get me some additional points.
Any way she came in and throws a towel on my bare ass. So i'm thinking WTF, I've never had that happen before. So she starts the massage wasn't bad maybe 6/10. Nothing even remotely exotic. But what the hell I thought just enjoy. A few minutes into the massage she starts Karate chopping me. WTF. Now I've been chopped before but this girl was out to do damage. At one point she was wacking me so hard I thought she was using a wooden paddle. I had to turn around to make sure it was just her hands. And holy shit it was. This little 100 lbs woman was beating the crap out of me. I had serious concerns that she would do internal liver or kidney damage. But being the tough man I just continued taking the punishment and abuse. Mind you she was nice to whole time. She made small inquiries "YOU OK"? The towel was never removed from the bare ass.
This beating went on for a long time before she asked me to flip over. Now I came back to life thinking that MINI ME would see some action. But nothing some more massage and then more chopping. At one point she walked out of the room and I heard water running. Well she comes in with a container of water and hot towel. Offcourse I start to smile thinking mini me would be getting a cleaning. Hell no, she puts the hot towel on my thigh and starts chopping. WTF. After she bruised my legs she moved to my chest. It was the only uninjured part of my body, I later found out I was wrong. She next starts with a facial massage and before she is finished she starts chopping my forehead. WTF, that was a first. She found spots to chop I never new existed. As she is crushing my sinus passages and I'm concerned about having my nose broken I'm also thinking "would I look stupid if I just grabbed my clothes and ran".
Well that pretty well sums up the session. No there was no release. The only thing I came out with is a good story to share. Oh yeah and a whole bunch of bruises, if you are into that kind of thing.
Looks 8/10
massage 5/10
Repeat. Not for a while, until the bruising subsides.
As I said she was a very nice girl, genuine, pretty etc. It was just an odd session. For me anyway.
Cheers
I first made an attempt at the Oriental massage on King St. near Rockway Restaurant. Well my regular attendant MIMI was not working so I decided to move on. I next drove to the Oriental massage in the Country Hill Plaza behind the Dominos. Kind of out of the way which is always nice.
I was greeted by Li. She is very pretty, lean build, nice facial features, Vietnamese, small breasts, nice smile and spoke very very little english. She wore black tight pants a tight shirt, nothing really exciting. I inquired on the price and after several attempts I thought I understood $60 for 45 minutes. My gut reaction was that she was not comfortable, maybe thought I was LE or something. Maybe just an over reaction. Offcourse the standard question of "YOU BEEN HERE BEFORE"? I don't lie, it usually leads to more questions that you have to lie to. So this probably slowed things down considerably. She showed me to my room.
I put an additional $20 on the table hoping my goodwill would get me some additional points.
Any way she came in and throws a towel on my bare ass. So i'm thinking WTF, I've never had that happen before. So she starts the massage wasn't bad maybe 6/10. Nothing even remotely exotic. But what the hell I thought just enjoy. A few minutes into the massage she starts Karate chopping me. WTF. Now I've been chopped before but this girl was out to do damage. At one point she was wacking me so hard I thought she was using a wooden paddle. I had to turn around to make sure it was just her hands. And holy shit it was. This little 100 lbs woman was beating the crap out of me. I had serious concerns that she would do internal liver or kidney damage. But being the tough man I just continued taking the punishment and abuse. Mind you she was nice to whole time. She made small inquiries "YOU OK"? The towel was never removed from the bare ass.
This beating went on for a long time before she asked me to flip over. Now I came back to life thinking that MINI ME would see some action. But nothing some more massage and then more chopping. At one point she walked out of the room and I heard water running. Well she comes in with a container of water and hot towel. Offcourse I start to smile thinking mini me would be getting a cleaning. Hell no, she puts the hot towel on my thigh and starts chopping. WTF. After she bruised my legs she moved to my chest. It was the only uninjured part of my body, I later found out I was wrong. She next starts with a facial massage and before she is finished she starts chopping my forehead. WTF, that was a first. She found spots to chop I never new existed. As she is crushing my sinus passages and I'm concerned about having my nose broken I'm also thinking "would I look stupid if I just grabbed my clothes and ran".
Well that pretty well sums up the session. No there was no release. The only thing I came out with is a good story to share. Oh yeah and a whole bunch of bruises, if you are into that kind of thing.
Looks 8/10
massage 5/10
Repeat. Not for a while, until the bruising subsides.
As I said she was a very nice girl, genuine, pretty etc. It was just an odd session. For me anyway.
Cheers