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Jersey.....the experience

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Allright you impatient lot here is the review:

First, let me start by saying this will not be a lengthy piece of composition.
My background is not in the liberal arts, consequently my writing suffers from far too much math in my past. And the fact that I am not one for suits and ties (jabbing Calloway and Indiana), but am more of a workboots and jeans kind of person----though I don't think that was a bother to Jersey, so my writing has a more direct, to the point approach.

She is a sweet lady. I was greeted at the door. She was wearing very tight form fitting sweat pants that sat rather low on her eye popping (which made other things on me pop to attention) hips. Also viewable were the side ties of the bikini bottoms she was wearing. I had read a lot about her butt, so as she walked up the stairs I inspected closely the elegant strides she took that accentuated the firm nature of her butt.

In the room, only milliseconds past and two piles of clothes were bundled on the floor. Very little dialogue took place, I believe there was a giving away to our animal nature. The experience was an out of my mind journey that allowed exploration of every inch of each others bodies. Jersey has eyes that will take your soul with them. I should also state that if you are so lucky to see her, be careful, she is not for the weak of heart. I am reminded of one line in her correspondance with me where she stated " if we click, we will have a lot of fun this summer", for me summer can not come soon enough. Time dissapeared in this experience, while taste, touch, and scent were incredibly hightened. Ahhh vanilla!

The feeling of Jersey on top of me, chest to chest, with my hands grabbing that gorgeous bottom will be tough to top! Butt I am willing to try!

Now all you guys, leave me alone...I have some more training to do!

Seriously, my world has become far brighter because of my experience with Jersey. Jersey....you are one of a kind. #1 in my book.
 

calloway

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What a suck you are 8.5". You've never written like this in your entire Terb career... she's caught you in her trance. :p

What in the heck is Jersey going to do with three dozen men madly in love with her over the next few months of sessions? Hey... maybe that's why she's only seeing a select few.
 

anselmo

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Great review 8.5" and Thick, your writing skill improved, LOL, must have been Jersey. I understand she can do that to guys. LOL #1 in your book? Wow, now that's something.

I am playing golf with her next week, so I will see up close how good she is at swinging the clubs. LOL
 
Jan 22, 2003
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calloway said:
What a suck you are 8.5". You've never written like this in your entire Terb career... she's caught you in her trance.
Guilty as charged, but be careful what you say, I may just take her away from all of you to a deserted tropical island to only have each other all day. Sun, oil, rum, Jersey bum......paradise! :p
 

anselmo

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Calloway, what kind of a golfer are you anyway? I have many clubs including several, angled hand wedges in my arsenal for the delicate, soft touch around the green shots, and then I have the long driver with the extra stiff, thick shaft and with the huge head for those long, long deep shots that reach the back of the green. That's all I need when I play golf with the lovely ladies in your neck of the woods. :D
 

ceo8888ca

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Great Expectations...

anselmo said:
I am playing golf with her next week, so I will see up close how good she is at swinging the clubs. LOL
That's the name of a book I read from Charles Dickens. The contents are not applicable here but the title is. With 8.5's writing skills improved overnite (I think more on attention in editing and focus), it will make for an "Uphill" battle for me.

Nevertheless, I shall "charge" ahead and do my best. I promise that my write-up will be on a "best-effort" basis.

One good thing at least, looks like Anselmo will be taking my sloppy seconds... :D
 

anselmo

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Ceo, I heard that about you in my travels with the ladies in your part of the country. Sloppy. :D I'll just have to clean up and help the ladies when I'm passing through.
 

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anselmo said:
Calloway, what kind of a golfer are you anyway? I have many clubs including several, angled hand wedges in my arsenal for the delicate, soft touch around the green shots, and then I have the long driver with the extra stiff, thick shaft and with the huge head for those long, long deep shots that reach the back of the green. That's all I need when I play golf with the lovely ladies in your neck of the woods. :D
Just as a reminder Anselmo. It is a two stroke penalty if you his someone elses bag with your own ball. By the sound of 8.5's post, he might still be in the ball washer trying to find his way out.
 

anselmo

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Hey Smiley, if that's the case, I will try to get as many penalities as I can because I like to have way more than 2 strokes. :D More strokes the better the way I like to play golf with the ladies.
 

calloway

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What are you guys talking about? I brought handcuffs to my first session with Jersey... just in case she thought I was a cop and wanted something different. But what you guys didn't notice about Jersey is she fantasizes about one of the scenes in Basic Instinct. The one with the silk scarves and the ice pic. For your own safety... be sure to look under the couch before your next session... the couch that's still moist. ;)
 
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Everywhere but the couch

calloway said:
Basic Instinct. The one with the silk scarves and the ice pic. For your own safety... be sure to look under the couch before your next session... the couch that's still moist.
The moisture, that is why it was avoided. As far as looking under the couch, I for one will not, I think the risk is part of the fun. Jersey, can we have some fun real soon? :)
 

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Jersey said:
Apparently No new appointments was misunderstood to mean everybody and their dog should pm me about this week.... Again sorry guys, I don't want alot of appointments... for several reasons... feel free to keep in touch but i am not responding to everyone as of now....
Hey Jersey. I hope that there are still a few of us left on your to do list. :)
 

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She will certainly have to leave some room for poor ol' Musketeer, one of the very senior members here onTerb (not age-wise).

She is undoubtedly a must! :)
 

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Holy Crap Indiana... Joan Baez? I think my mother still has a couple of her albums. If you're going to fall in love with Jersey... you may want to chuck out your 8 tracks and come into the 1990's. At least she'll have something to dance to when she's visiting you at the nursing home. :p
 

ceo8888ca

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Yes, my review is coming...

In line with all the other Terbites who have seen Jersey. I have to give her the "hands-up", or more appropriately, the "dicks-up" award.

Tonight's experience is so out of this world that even I cannot compose myself and come up with a review immediately. Too many "first's" and "second's" for me in the incredible time we had together. Between my BFE to her and her GFE to me, we have enough heat given off to warm up a city block (or two).

Right now, I just want to go to sleep. As they say.. "News at eleven (tomorrow morning)"...

BTW, what's that slimmy Indiana doing cutting into the line-up again before Jersey's first pass on all the "selected" bf's is over ? eh ?

Shall we declare Jersey as a "Regional Gem" ?? ;)
 

ceo8888ca

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I must overcome...

Indiana said:
Also, what's with your advice above that you are too tired to write a review until tomorrow...what happened!!! As a reminder, after I had the pleasure of seeing Jersey for the first time and I had sent a quick posting saying I just saw Jersey and was exhausted and would provide my review the next day... I remember someone, OK it was you, posting that they would finish their review before he was out the door!! (copy of your post below). I guess you must be sleeping in her doorway!
Okay, okay, just so you will get off my back - I have posted a new thread for this experience with a "down payment".. :rolleyes:

Hey, are you sleeping ??? ZZZZZZ ?
 
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