Make like Frank Mahovalich and get the puck outta heregreat bear said:The puns are killing me.
Foot puns are corn-y. Start toeing the line. Punions or Bunions?eyeofthedragon said:admit defeet
Does that make you a peeshoer?hugqgy said:I peed in my shoe
(I always had problems with puns... and peeing)
You and Eye are both heels. If I could I would lace your tounges. Neither of you have soles. Neither of you are instep with the times.hambone said:shoe enuff we do!
Eyelet you tie my shoes.eyeofthedragon said:i dont need support in being your arch enemy.
It could be billed as the "most pun-ishing fight" ever. Watch arch enemies go toe to toe, heel to heel in an everlast-ing battle. We would have the crowd's tounge's hanging out as I lace you around the ring. You would be fit to be tied.eyeofthedragon said:if we went toe to toe, it would a shoe-in for the greatest fight of history.
I'm sizing up the crowd, but you better take over cause I have to pun its getting late.eyeofthedragon said:...waiting for the other shoe to drop. I hope someone is getting a kick out these jokes. In fact we should charge for these jokes. who wants to foot the bill