You ever look at an SP's ad and think "Damn... that's a big chunk of change". Then you see a "bargain" and think "YES!!!" and make contact.
This happened some time ago, and the names of the guilty have been changed.
I have probably spent thousands of dollars at MP's over the last few years. Thinking it would be an even better experience at an SP, I made an appointment with a local girl who I'd been eyeing for some time who was "reasonably priced".
After finally showing up at the door, I walk in. I wasn't expecting the Ritz Carlton. But it looked like a herd of animals had lived, slept, and defecated on the floor. I handed her an open envelope. I think she put it on her fridge. We sat down on the couch.
She started with BBBJ. I gotta admit. I've had my cock sucked a fair bit in my life. But if this was "the professional grade" (with no offense to GMC) I wanted to go back down to the minors. She was USING HER TEETH, and... THEY WERE SHARP! At one point in time, I was seriously considering stopping her to see if she had a razor blade in her mouth. I was almost at the point of BEGGING for some tongue and/or for her to take more than just the first centimetre of it into her mouth. I now know how a raw carrot feels when it meets the rabbit.
Finally the raincoat appeared and in moments she was on top of me riding to beat the band. I would have preferred a little slower, less rushed tempo. For crying out loud, I paid for an hour and we were somewhere around minute #12 or #13.
To my dismay my yogurt thrower (I loved that term in the review the other day and wanted to use it) threw yogurt in mere minutes. We were barely 25% into the hour. She got up, went to the bathroom, handed me a towel (that looked like it had been used to check the oil on her snowmobile), and put her clothes back on and basically just stared at me. The implication: You're done, get out. I dare say... with 45 minutes left on the clock, I would not have had a problem firing off a second shot. Maybe two. Oh well. The money I paid for the fifteen minutes would have been in the ballpark of $600 an hour if you worked it out. A six hundred dollar an hour experience in Toronto would have been mind blowing. This just blowed. (Oh. Nearly forgot. After she worked me for about $10 a minute, she had the audacity to go grab the envelope and count the money in front of me while I was putting my clothes on, and looked at times to be trying to verify it wasn't counterfeit.)
I'm not a negative review writer. I'm not going to identify the SP here, but I had to tell the story/nightmare to get it off my chest. If you're going to shop locally, shop by REVIEWS not by PRICE. Getting into my car and leaving the area I realized I could have had a much more enjoyable time (and more time) at PA - and it would have been more enjoyable even without the sex.
I think next time - if there is a next time - it's going to be Harmony or Cammie or I'm going to make the trip for Hannah.
It's not a shill because I didn't identify the SP. The purpose of this post was to make a point. Durham - by and large - sucks and if you "take a chance" you'll likely lose.
When you have a good experience with a nice woman... express your appreciation - in your thanks - in your donation - and in your positive word of mouth here on Terb.
This happened some time ago, and the names of the guilty have been changed.
I have probably spent thousands of dollars at MP's over the last few years. Thinking it would be an even better experience at an SP, I made an appointment with a local girl who I'd been eyeing for some time who was "reasonably priced".
After finally showing up at the door, I walk in. I wasn't expecting the Ritz Carlton. But it looked like a herd of animals had lived, slept, and defecated on the floor. I handed her an open envelope. I think she put it on her fridge. We sat down on the couch.
She started with BBBJ. I gotta admit. I've had my cock sucked a fair bit in my life. But if this was "the professional grade" (with no offense to GMC) I wanted to go back down to the minors. She was USING HER TEETH, and... THEY WERE SHARP! At one point in time, I was seriously considering stopping her to see if she had a razor blade in her mouth. I was almost at the point of BEGGING for some tongue and/or for her to take more than just the first centimetre of it into her mouth. I now know how a raw carrot feels when it meets the rabbit.
Finally the raincoat appeared and in moments she was on top of me riding to beat the band. I would have preferred a little slower, less rushed tempo. For crying out loud, I paid for an hour and we were somewhere around minute #12 or #13.
To my dismay my yogurt thrower (I loved that term in the review the other day and wanted to use it) threw yogurt in mere minutes. We were barely 25% into the hour. She got up, went to the bathroom, handed me a towel (that looked like it had been used to check the oil on her snowmobile), and put her clothes back on and basically just stared at me. The implication: You're done, get out. I dare say... with 45 minutes left on the clock, I would not have had a problem firing off a second shot. Maybe two. Oh well. The money I paid for the fifteen minutes would have been in the ballpark of $600 an hour if you worked it out. A six hundred dollar an hour experience in Toronto would have been mind blowing. This just blowed. (Oh. Nearly forgot. After she worked me for about $10 a minute, she had the audacity to go grab the envelope and count the money in front of me while I was putting my clothes on, and looked at times to be trying to verify it wasn't counterfeit.)
I'm not a negative review writer. I'm not going to identify the SP here, but I had to tell the story/nightmare to get it off my chest. If you're going to shop locally, shop by REVIEWS not by PRICE. Getting into my car and leaving the area I realized I could have had a much more enjoyable time (and more time) at PA - and it would have been more enjoyable even without the sex.
I think next time - if there is a next time - it's going to be Harmony or Cammie or I'm going to make the trip for Hannah.
It's not a shill because I didn't identify the SP. The purpose of this post was to make a point. Durham - by and large - sucks and if you "take a chance" you'll likely lose.
When you have a good experience with a nice woman... express your appreciation - in your thanks - in your donation - and in your positive word of mouth here on Terb.
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