The Diego and Enzo Show

Stupid humans.

Another abandoned critter the Jamisons have rescued. I've submitted the name Frankie Blue Eyes to them. I have asked if Philemon's family need help with the funeral expenses.

Enzo sounds like Charles Barkley's growling stomach.

Diego loves Michael's wife Jackie and doesn't miss an opportunity to express it. Chillin Dude Enzo has some romance of his own.

The Jamison's are a handsome couple, Jackie is tall and strikingly gorgeous...but there are problems. Diego is besotted with Jackie, he doesn't miss an opportunity to "wee" on her as a claim of ownership. Which is why he sometimes growls at Michael.

RIP Duncan, he was the alpha male dog of the zoohouse. He never missed an opportunity to exert hi authority - even when it was stupid.

Young handsome Enzo could have easily broken his neck - he's too cool for that.

Sweet Ozzy was a clumsy Lothario when it came to Jackie. He also never stopped trying to catch Michael by surprise, the dogs go into protection mode.

This could have been fatal!

Jackie has had enough of being "weeed" upon by Diego she takes revenge, Diego likes it.

It's not just Diego and Enzo that makes the zoohouse so interesting. They have an entire menagerie of interesting critters. Like Swami Vegetarian Cat...I've never heard of a cat that doesn't eat meat.

Humans are capable of the vilest cruelty, such was the case with Sweet, Tragic Ozzy. He was abused as a cub, his paws were damaged and his pelvis malformed. Still he's Ozzy The Special tiger.

When Michael Jamison rescued Ozzy, he couldn't walk. Michael did his best to give him quality of life. he didn't live long.

Someone refresh my memory, which SP said, "that punim is too much".

Michael Jamison put out a description of Sweet Ozzy's condition when he rescued him.

Ozzy had broken bones from calcium deficiency, he was severely malnourished. He could not walk under his own power, his paws remained permanently misshapen. Michael put him on an enriched moak to give him a fighting chance at survival.

There were happier times.

Handsome Enzo is a different cat from Sweet Ozzy. Apart from Michael and Jacki, he barely tolerates other humans. If I was that guy, I'd be scared too!

When the handyman is around to help with maintenance on the zoohouse, Diego is always around - never Enzo.

Ozzy the Lothario. Dogs go Guy LaDouche.

Enzo still the Optimus Princeps. When I'm out for the day, this is my new alarm.

Enzo was heartbroken by the loss of Ozzy, he didn't hide his grief. Enter newborn Diego....that fearsome sounding tiger in the previous clip.

Michael teaching young Diego how to swim...long before he became a tiger's version of Sylvester.

The monster hailstorm that nearly destroyed the Brakpan Zoohouse.