My dick is so big

My dick is so big

I give out 'Bitch Slaps' with it!


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My dick is so big I call him "my boss".


oooooppps I meant to say my boss is a big dick. anyone know how a person can be a dick and an ass at the same time? sorry got distracted.
 
My dick is sooooooo big... only galactic black holes will satisfy. And believe me... you dont know sucking until you experience the gravitational pull of a singularity :P
 
You must be a legend in your own mind.....of course your mind is in your pea brained dick!
rayfinkel said:
movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.




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