Hope this never happens to you - Athena Review

Location, location, location...

Great review Badger. I don't know you'll get much sympathy for your dilema here... But you might find a room-mate or six to offset the cost of visiting your neighbors~

All those beautiful women just 100 paces from you? You, poor...poor man. Tonight, before I go to bed, I will pray for you.

badger1194 said:

So if anyone is looking for a sublet, send me a PM but be forwarned.

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Don't think the sublet's gonna happen Badger. I hear you're about to be removed due to that rut you've worn between the two units. Well that and the fact you won't be able to keep up the payments.

hope you are not one to sleep walk...where might you end up one night than!?!? ..haha

badger1194 said:

I have since had the pleasure of seeing Jersey, Candy and Lyla there and the latest was Athena on Friday. Lyla was the only bad experience I had there but she has since been fired.

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My first experience with this new incall was with Leyla... or however her name is pronounced/spelled. I wanted to see Jersey... but no one else was available.

She had 36D's as advertised... but the "medium" body description was perhaps understating reality. Rather too business like for me with very little personality. I will however give her full 10+ marks on her oral skills... but asking for additional tips in the heat of the action seemed to take an edge off the situation. FS was rushed but adequate... she was quite the screamer.

Interesting time... I wasn't overly impressed with the entire session... but wasn't disappointed either. The only negative issue was her lower hygiene which was a complete turn off. DATY was never an option and the sanitizer on the side table was freely poured over my hands... twice... when she left the room immediately afterwards.

I sensed that this lady would not last long and she was "milking" clients for every additional tip possible. Thankfully Temprance caught on to her game.

Did Athena go by another name earlier?

I had a session with Athena today, I wasnt really impressed, very restrictive, great tanned toned body , hard man-mades, facially not very attractive, The whole hand sanitizer thing really killed it for me, that was a real buzz kill , It was like look with your eyes not with your hands I felt pretty low, I couldnt even finish... Positives nice place, good reception on the phone..... repeat no

badger1194 said:

stench was worse than 3-day-old-hot-sun road kill.

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Badger stop holding back...tell us what you really think

badger1194 said:

I think you are being generous with Lyla's lower hygenine problem Calloway (not to be confused with Lilly). Stunk like a skunk best describes it for me. Badgers will eat pretty much anything that moves but that stench was worse than 3-day-old-hot-sun road kill.

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I've never had the chance to smell "3-day-old-hot-sun road kill"... so I can't really compare.

Generous? Possibly... but her wicked BBBJ skills made me lose my sense of smell for a few minutes.

Recent return visit to Hunnibunnies... this time to see Tasha who was one of two ladies available.

Age: 25
Height: 5'2''
Weight: 105 lbs
Curves: 34A
Nationality: French/African

I agree with the description... although 25 may be pushing it a little. She's described as... "TASHA is very bubbly & flirtatious. She has very toned athletic build."

Now Tasha is certainly a nice young lady... but bubbly and flirtatious would not be the words that I would use to describe her during our session. Maybe she just had a long day and was tired. There was nothing wrong with her... but the whole session just lacked any form of sexualty or personal chemistry.

It was like going to an assembly line brothel... getting off and leaving. No spark... no fun... no chemistry. No offer of a massage to start... just a couple strokes and the condom was on. I was still taking a sip of out my cold beer and she was already working on it. I didn't know whether I should finish my beer first! No LFK/DFK/DATY... but nothing appealed to me and nothing was offered. FS was FS... just no spark. At least with my first session with Lyla... there was some energy as she called me every dirty name in the book.

I just felt like I was in a session with someone who didn't want to be there. It's weird... she didn't do anything wrong... but it just wasn't appealing in the slightest. Five minutes in and I wanted out and asked to change my one hour session to a half hour.

I did not find her body appealing... which of course is subjective to everyone's own tastes and needs. Needless to say if you're not turned on by the body or her personality... the session is going to be a dud.

I like Temprance and I honestly think she's trying her best to put together a good operation. But at the end of the day... if she can't find the ladies that guys want to repeat with... there will be no repeat business and then eventually there will be no business at all.

I've been there twice now with two very different experiences. Unfortunately both are non-repeatable. I can only hope that my next Hunnibunny experience will be like the three bears story... and the third one will be exactly what I'm looking for.

Now that is a great review - thanks Calloway!

Thanks for the review Calloway. I almost booked with Tasha but didn't because of her being unreviewed yet. Sure glad I didn't take the plunge into her pool. I hate those sessions like the one you described.
Lackluster and simply unexciting.
I just had that gut feeling when offered the booking and said "no thanks"

Thanks for the heads up Calloway. You should have posted that review in it's own thread for others to see

STASH said:

Thanks for the heads up Calloway. You should have posted that review in it's own thread for others to see

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No need to post a separate thread... it's here for the smart hobbyists to find.

But to clarify... I'm not out to slam Tasha. The session was a dud and I would never repeat under any circumstances... even if it was for free. But according to Temprance... she apparently has lots of regulars and is well liked.

It's easy to right reviews when you feel ripped off. I wouldn't define this as a rip off. She was nice and polite... and provided the expected service. But that's it... no energy... no passion... no sexual chemistry. As I stated earlier... come in... get your rocks off and then go home. Nothing more and nothing less. I guess I've been spoiled rotten over the years and expect a helluva lot more.

calloway said:

At least with my first session with Lyla... there was some energy as she called me every dirty name in the book.

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That wasn't energy... she was just reading aloud some names you've been called on TERB.

By Terbites... SP's... MPA's or Dancers?

u sound like a pretty cool guy! i luv the line about the vents. u will never have to buy febreeze again!!!!! rock on!!!