Winning The Lotto Max And Being Able To Hide Half Your Face

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Perfect now your cousins and friends won't come after you for money...hopefully.

Ontario man wins $70-million Lotto Max jackpot but says he has no plan to retire

After about 30 years of playing the lottery and dreaming of a winning ticket, the day finally came for a father in Brampton, Ont. who is now $70-million richer.

toronto.ctvnews.ca

 

[NotADcotor]

Perfect now your cousins and friends won't come after you for money...hopefully.

The name and location is still there. Helps for randos on the street though.

If I ever won I don't think I'd do an interview or at least the bare minimal. What will I do with my winnings. Stuff.

A few years back there was a car chase and this guy my father knows, they went on his lawn. It was reported in the local paper and the fucknuts actually reported that the owner of the house was on vacation. I am shocked nobody did a B&E on that house. Normally I wouldn't want to be in the paper, as for the local paper, fuck them and their derpy ways.

 

[Male4Strapon]

If I ever won I don't think I'd do an interview or at least the bare minimal. What will I do with my winnings. Stuff.

I believe it's in the rules and regulations that you must agree to be identified in order to claim your prize. In this day and age when personal information is so easy to come by online, I really think they should allow annonymity of the winners, it only leads to bullshit from family and friends putting their hands out for a share. Stupider still is that winnings aren't taxed but incomes are.
If I won the lottery and had the option to give up a portion of my winnings to not be identified, I would consider that. I understand it generates publicity for the lottery corporation but it's likely very minimal because who scours the news to find out who won the jackpot? They'll still sell tickets regardless but IDing the winner just puts them at risk of scam artists.

A few years back there was a car chase and this guy my father knows, they went on his lawn. It was reported in the local paper and the fucknuts actually reported that the owner of the house was on vacation. I am shocked nobody did a B&E on that house. Normally I wouldn't want to be in the paper, as for the local paper, fuck them and their derpy ways.

Nowadays you don't need the news to divulge that because idiots post on their own social media photos of the family away on vacation, announcing to everyone that the house is uninhabited for a few days.

 

[unassuming]

If I won that much, I would not claim it immediately. I would take the full year to claim it, during that year I would change my phone number, move to new address, do not tell anyone of my winnings. After doing these things, I would then claim it.

 

[Male4Strapon]

If I won that much, I would not claim it immediately. I would take the full year to claim it, during that year I would change my phone number, move to new address, do not tell anyone of my winnings. After doing these things, I would then claim it.

If the plan is to pack up and leave without telling anyone anyway, why wait? Get the money right and away and go start enjoying it asap somewhere far away.
What if you die before then, what if you suffer a brain injury and can't remember that you have a lottery prize to claim, what if you lose the ticket? How long could you really last putting up with bullshit from your employer or your shitty neighbour when you realize that you don't need to suffer.
There are too many things that can go wrong just take the money and run.

 

[curr3n_c1000]

They have been doing this in Jamaica for some time now.

 

[NotADcotor]

I think they allow disguises in China also.

I seem to recall there was an extortion attempt in Montreal and Quebec allowed anonymous collection but they stopped
Considering how in the real world I've heard a few of the tin foil hat brigade go on about how because they don't know anyone who has won, nobody wins it. Fucking tards.

I would collect ASAP and GTFO town.

I remember someone was asking me to give them a million if I won 70 mill. I am like, bitch you never even touched my dick, hell you never contact me unless you need a ride somewhere [which I charge for, it ain't simping if I get paid]. I didn't call her a bitch but still. I pointed out that if I gave a million to everyone I knew as well as her it would add up. Then she switched the number lower.
Fuck that. If you give money to your "friends" the demands will just keep going up and up and it will make things weird. I figure if I am going to lose a friend, I might as well not spend cash on them and you are more likely to keep them if you do a "I ain't giving nobody nothing" policy. No complains of hey you can afford it or how come you gave Bob X dollars and me Y dollars. I figure you are probably more likely to keep a friend with that policy, at least real friends. Also most people wouldn't dream of asking for handouts if you made the money before you met them.

While I am on a roll, those dream coach commercials drive me nuts. Considering how many times lotto winners go bankrupt spending like special needs monkeys...

 

[Male4Strapon]

If you give money to your "friends" the demands will just keep going up and up and it will make things weird. I figure if I am going to lose a friend, I might as well not spend cash on them and you are more likely to keep them if you do a "I ain't giving nobody nothing" policy. No complains of hey you can afford it or how come you gave Bob X dollars and me Y dollars. I figure you are probably more likely to keep a friend with that policy, at least real friends.

I look at it is that my family and true friends would never ask and won't need to because I would take care of them upfront. If you're asking for some, that means you're not important enough to me to justify granting your request. If I wanted to share my winnings with you, I would have already. If I didn't, then the answer is no.

 

[NotADcotor]

I look at it is that my family and true friends will never ask and won't need to because I would take care of them upfront

I was reading one story of a guy who inherited money. He started small by taking care of friends but it quickly turned from kindness to expectations and demands.

My father is one thing, he only has a few years left and isn't in the best of shape. He won't spend the money he has. Maybe get him a dream car [Lincoln]
My mother is a Corpsey McCorpseface so that's easy.
My bother is doing quite well and always makes fun of me for playing the lotto because he doesn't know the difference between playing 1 ticket for the chance to dream and playing it as if one thinks one will get ahead... and making fun of me for lots of other reasons. If he never speaks to me again, no big loss. He told me about 25 years ago that if I was ever homeless I could in effect go fuck myself... oddly enough for a big left winger. I have a long memory.

I don't really know my cousins and have no contact with them... don't even share a language or know their names for over half of them. Again, no big loss.

As for friends... even if I wanted to, I would avoid doing so.

 

[Zipperpants]

I believe it was last year where a Filipino guy won and wore a wig. I thought that was a brilliant move.

 

[moredale7]

Perfect now your cousins and friends won't come after you for money...hopefully.

Ontario man wins $70-million Lotto Max jackpot but says he has no plan to retire

After about 30 years of playing the lottery and dreaming of a winning ticket, the day finally came for a father in Brampton, Ont. who is now $70-million richer.

toronto.ctvnews.ca

If I won that kind of money I would immediately book with four very exceptional women I have known long term who happen to be SPs. I would gift them a million each NSA.

Then I would save the rest of the world.

 

[Male4Strapon]

Not to hijack the thread but if you win $70 million and you keep your job..... you're an asshole, right? People need jobs, step aside and let someone else have it. I think in his case he owns his own company but still.

 

[spankingman]

I was reading one story of a guy who inherited money. He started small by taking care of friends but it quickly turned from kindness to expectations and demands.

My father is one thing, he only has a few years left and isn't in the best of shape. He won't spend the money he has. Maybe get him a dream car [Lincoln]
My mother is a Corpsey McCorpseface so that's easy.
My bother is doing quite well and always makes fun of me for playing the lotto because he doesn't know the difference between playing 1 ticket for the chance to dream and playing it as if one thinks one will get ahead... and making fun of me for lots of other reasons. If he never speaks to me again, no big loss. He told me about 25 years ago that if I was ever homeless I could in effect go fuck myself... oddly enough for a big left winger. I have a long memory.

I don't really know my cousins and have no contact with them... don't even share a language or know their names for over half of them. Again, no big loss.

As for friends... even if I wanted to, I would avoid doing so.

Tell him to do a living inheritance Give his money to who he wants to when he passes NOW. My Aunt's Financial guy BEGGED her to spend it give it away etc but to no avail. The Govt. took $700 thou right off the top.

 

[squeezer]

I'm surprised no one has tried collecting it dressed up in the opposite gender to throw off the leeches.

 

[NotADcotor]

I'm surprised no one has tried collecting it dressed up in the opposite gender to throw off the leeches.

Or grow the hair and beard long or shaved, whatever you normally don't do.

However I think with he name and location all on the news it makes little difference.