In 1984, there was a guy who did Amateur Night at Yuk Yuk's Yorkville exactly once. He was pretty good, but it was probably a bucket list thing for him. He was the exact ethnic mix of this joke:
"I'm part Irish, part Indian, and part Eskimo, which means I like to drink, I can't handle it, and a night on the town can last for six months".
It's a brilliant joke, like a mathematical equation.