What was the stupidest rule your parents had when you were a kid?

mammo

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Don't play ball in the house :D

You can drive the station wagon any time except on weekends (My mom never figured out that there is just as much room in the back of my dad's old VW to make out as there was in the station wagon)
 

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Dont go swimming when its raining
Dont mouth off to the men in uniform when your visiting your father
Drink milk every day its good for you
 

thirdcup

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You can't drive the motor boat until you have experience. - Still can't figure that one out
 

explorerzip

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Don't talk to strangers. Technically speaking, everyone you meet in your life including kids in the same class are strangers at one point.
 

needinit

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Don't talk to strangers. Technically speaking, everyone you meet in your life including kids in the same class are strangers at one point.
Couldn't figure that out as well...especially when you were told to go sit on a fat man with a long beard at Christmas time!

I used the "Be polite if someone speaks to you - but don't go with them or eat anything they give you without my 'in person' permission"
 

shrek71

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The majority of mine fall into the category of "Do as I say, not as I do."

Cheers
 
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