The US constitution

dirtydaveiii

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Rudy Giulani recently released a copy pf James Madisons laptop found at at blacksmiths shop in Delaware. On it was the united states constitution.

First ammendment: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof so long as the religion is Christianity and free speech is not critical of the Republican party as defined by Donald Trump.

Second ammendment: the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. No one shall infringe on a person's right to bring guns to public schools, on airplanes or to church and any other public gathering. All gun violence is due to minorities and Democrat controlled cities.

Third ammendment: No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner

Fourth ammendment: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures unless they are democrats.

Fifth ammendment: No Republican person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury or especially participate I in any congressional hearings if the accused is a republican

Sixth ammendment: Republicans are granted the right to delay and stonewall investigations indefinitely

Seventh ammendment: in all civil suits which name Donald Trump as the accused Donald Trump is innocent. In all cases where Donald Trump.is the plaintiff all the accused shall he found guilty

Eighth ammendment: cruel and unusual punishment shall only ve administered to non white people and to people belonging to shithole countries as defined by Donald j Trump

Ninth amendment: no individual rights shall be granted to those that oppose Donald j Trump

Tenth ammendment: all power shall be granted to Donald j Trump
 

jcpro

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That's humor? Oy, vey! The mountain farted and gave birth to a dead mouse.
 

NotADcotor

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Second ammendment: the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed
I am sure they would put in a clause saying you can't arm bears. I doubt republicans are keen on a much of buff hairy gay dudes with guns.
 
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