Spray-on Condom Coming!

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SPIEGEL ONLINE - November 20, 2007, 05:04 PM
URL: http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,518492,00.html
REVOLUTION IN THE BEDROOM
German Invents 'Spray-On' Condom to Fit All Sizes


Good news for men whose penises are either so large or so small that they can't find a condom to fit them: A German inventor has come up with a sprayed-to-measure system that should ensure a snug fit for even the most unusual sizes.

A German condom expert has developed a "spray-on condom" system in the form of a pump that squirts out liquid latex through a multitude of nozzles that cover the erect member with a latex sheath in a matter of seconds.

"If you go into a drug store to buy condoms, the ones they sell are mainly suited to men with the average penis length of 14.5 centimetres (5.51 inches), but a lot of people have penises that are smaller or larger than that," Jan Vinzenz Krause, director of the Institute for Condom Consultancy, told SPIEGEL ONLINE.

"We thought why not come up with a condom that fits the man rather than vice versa? This would represent a revolution in the condom market," said Krause, whose institute gives sex education as well as providing advice on AIDS prevention and contraception.

He has filed for a patent for the latex spraying system he invented. "As far as I know our idea is unique," said Krause.

He admits he will have to overcome some legal hurdles and technical niggles before he can bring the product to market, but he already has a working prototype and says the system can cater for most sizes.

"With our technology we could spray a condom on an erect elephant," he declared, not without a hint of pride.

The system works a bit like a car wash. The man put his penis in a chamber and presses a button to start the jets of liquid latex, sucked from a detachable cartridge. The rubber dries in seconds and is later rolled off and discarded like a conventional condom.

The aim is for the process to take just 10 seconds but at present the latex drying time is around 20 to 25 seconds. "We're working to shorten that time," said Krause.

"In a survey we conducted, men had a two-fold reaction to the idea. Some said it's a great idea and would help them because they can't find conventional condoms that fit them. Others say they can't imagine it working in practice. There's the romance factor: applying the condom does interfere with the sex act."

The machine applies the latex with a hissing sound.

The spray-on condom will be more expensive than conventional ones. The chamber will cost around €15 to €25 ($22-36) and the liquid latex refills, which produce between 10 and 20 condoms depending on size, will be priced at between €7 and €10. That amounts to around €1 per condom, compared with around 50 cents per conventional sheath.

Krause said the market launch will take time because condoms are classified as medical products that require lengthy approval procedures. He said he had seen another product call a spray-on condom but that consisted of a sperm killing chemical and wasn't a mechanical contraceptive.

To those who doubt his invention, Krause points out that inventors and scientists have had to battle skeptics throughout history.

"The theologian Giordano Bruno was burnt as a heretic because he suggested that the earth revolves around the sun," his institute says on its Web site. "Skeptics have a long history. Those who dare to take new routes have always had to battle the defenders of the status quo."

The condoms will be available in red, green, yellow and transparent, but they won't come in different flavors. "For that one will have to use a flavored lubricant," said Krause.
 

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Hey, I'm all for new tech but just can't imagine visiting an SP,
either she or I take out a can of liquid latex (in your favorite color), spray (which would take at least 5 sec to get good and complete coverage) on my assumingly already hard dick - and WAIT 25 SEC. (which would seem like a life time) for it to dry?
Of course we have to also completely trust it to not breakdown, since may be some of us are better sprayers than others :D
I think I'll pass....last time I put on a condom it took me about 3 sec....
 

Doctor Zoidburg

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Berlin said:
Of course, it's German.

:D

It can also be used by German men that have Vienna sausages.

P.S. Berlin, I will never tell your tiny widdle secret. I am duty bound by the medical HYPOCRITES oath.



The spray on condom is an evelution of the dip on condom that they had a few years ago. Evidenty some guys had problems of keeping it up till the liquid latex cured into a condom. Sometimes the Willy would reduce in size in the 30 seconds required and cause a wrinkled finish on the condom. If the wrinkles were not that severe it could have made a pleasant experience for the woman. If the SHRINKAGE was great then the wrinkles in the condom would rasp the woman into a screaming fit. Many men mistook this for the womans pleasure and pumped harder, it is only after the woman has passed out in pain did they realize what they have done.
Other problems with the dip on condom was the sticking to pubic hair, and there were some people that were too impatient and did not allow the latex to cure and inserted it in a pussy in its liquid state.
 

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Hmm...I put on condoms with a "hissing" sound as well.
 

Doctor Zoidburg

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Eli said:
Hmm...I put on condoms with a "hissing" sound as well.

Was that hissing sound coming from behind you???:eek:
 

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Doctor Zoidburg said:
P.S. Berlin, I will never tell your tiny widdle secret. I am duty bound by the medical HYPOCRITES oath..
....pheeeww... Thanks Doc. You're definitely some ethical professional we can trust .

:D
 

Doctor Zoidburg

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What? Berlin, Don't you trust the internet?

I tell you I have a secured internet link. You have nothing to worry about. Your widdle sectret is safe with me.

BTW - The test came back and your widdle WILLE has GERKINS disease. Go to the drug store at the LOBLAWS and go 5 isles over and get some HELMANs cream to rub all over your little gerkin. If you do not get better, then I am affraid I will have to use my PINCERS on your widdle GERKIN. snip snip.
 

Berlin

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Go to the drug store at the LOBLAWS and go 5 isles over and get some HELMANs cream to rub all over your little gerkin.
Helman eh ? Hmmm... I dunno that one but if it works on you than I suppose it'll work on all. Thanks Doc!

btw it's a spray on , right ?
 

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I'd hate to run out half way through application. At least with condoms, you easily know how many you have left.
 

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I think this would be a step forward, if it worked. Regular condoms are designed to be really tight so that they do not slip or leak. This makes them uncomfortable. A spray on would stick, so no oozing or slipping, but it would not be tight, so it would be comfortable.
 

danmand

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Kailani said:
Nur Deutsch oder Japanisch haben sie ideen wie dies. LOL
Muss es nicht LL (Lachen laut) sein?
 

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Vienna Sausage????

Doctor Zoidburg said:
It can also be used by German men that have Vienna sausages.
Ewww... Vienna Sausage!!!!! LOL I didn't like it then(ones in the can of course...hehehehe...), I don't like it now... I'll stick with Bratwurst..arigato! :D
 

danmand

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Kailani said:
Vielleicht.. Ich studiere noch Deutsch. :p

Und " Es tut mich leid"
 
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