Priest goes into the desert to convert the unbelievers to Christianity. Before he leaves he needs to stock up on supplies which includes a string of camels. The guy he is renting them from tells him these should be good for a month, but before you leave, remember to brick em'.
The priest nods blankly and heads out.
After a few days the camels start dying of thirst. When the last one dies, he is stranded out in the desert. Luckily a group of Bedouins happen upon him just before he dies of thirst as well. They ask him what went wrong? He replies all his camels started dying. They ask, " Well you did brick em' before you left didn't you?
He replies, "well they did mention that, but I didn't know what they meant and was too embarrassed to ask".
The Bedouins replied, " well that's your problem. You have to brick em before you head out"
So the priest asks "what's that?
The Bedouins tell him, before you leave on a trip you take them down to the river for a drink, and as they are drinking, you sneak up behind each camel with a couple of house bricks and smash their testicles between the bricks, which makes the camels suck in with the pain and they load up with more water.
The priest asks "but doesn't that hurt?"
The Bedouins reply...."only if you catch your thumbs between the bricks".
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