Questions on a first date you are afraid to ask

[NotADcotor]

Did you ever cum while watching The A-Team?

Come on who doesn't. I mean unless you have never seen the show.

 

[Ponderling]

How much debt are you in/how many credit cards are in collections?

 

[Pleasure Hound]

Do you like Star Trek: Picard?

 

[Pleasure Hound]

What will you do for a Google Play Card with $20 on it?

 

[Pleasure Hound]

Does having sex with Siamese Twins count as a threesome?

 

[Pleasure Hound]

What is your high score in Minecraft?

 

[Pleasure Hound]

Do you want to compare scars?

 

[Pleasure Hound]

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Phyllis Diller - 3 months after she died?

 

[nervousintheservice]

How many half-black kids do you have?

 

[bestman007]

How many sexual partners have you had all-time? In the last year? Week? Twenty four hours?

How many one-night stands have you had?

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Do you take post dated cheques?

 

[Pleasure Hound]

If you could drive at the speed of light and you switched your headlights on; would they do anything?

 

[downbound123]

I can hardly wait for you to meet my mommy. I think she will like you and if she does, she will teach you how to cut up my food at supper time.

 

[poker]

Me: So, what do you do?
Her: I’m a dental hygienist!
Me: No. I meant sexually.

 

[NotADcotor]

Can you close your legs love, your meat smells

Double plus so if her reply is
But it keeps the flies of me chips.

-Macc Lads reference.

 

[NotADcotor]

Hey I never noticed that you have my family crest tattooed on your thigh before we had sex.

-Weird Al reference.

 

[Geee]

It amuses me that this thread is basically one giant Mock the Week "Things we'd like to see" segment

 

[browndudexxx]

Can I see you without the make-up?


*note*
I have seen too many shorts on the process of 'some' people beautifying themselves looking completely different before/after

 

[MrPrezident]

Do you have any major dental work you have been postponing?

 

[Butler1000]

How much do you make?

Might as well turn that shit around, especially if alimony is a possiblilty.